Author Topic: I saw a reptillian in Wal-Mart parking lot today! (Read 3970 times)

Rami · « **on:** September 20, 2009, 11:06:16 PM »

It was a little hard to see, in the passenger seat of a car it was sitting somewhat slumped forward, seamed really tall and with a head like that of a fucking snake!!! I had a hard time believing my eyes. I don't know what to think about this.

Could my eyes have deceived me?

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:14:35 PM »

No way man, don't doubt your eyes, government wants you to but don't believe them!!!

heavyNbasic · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:42:04 PM »

Probably a Targzissian.

Mars · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:44:25 PM »

the queen of england is also a reptilian

TestDummy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:46:15 PM »

What is a reptillian?

Alex23 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:53:11 PM »

"Ram in me" (no homo) , what were you shopping for at walmart, just curious...

gib · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:56:51 PM »

Dude - when I was in Australia, I saw reptilian's all the time. Its no big deal, and usually nothing to be too worried about...

Alex23 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:57:52 PM »

Quote from: gib on September 20, 2009, 11:56:51 PM

Dude - when I was in Australia, I saw reptilian's all the time. Its no big deal, and usually nothing to be too worried about...

LOL... pics or it didn't happen.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:01:09 AM »

Quote from: Rami on September 20, 2009, 11:06:16 PM

It was a little hard to see, in the passenger seat of a car it was sitting somewhat slumped forward, seamed really tall and with a head like that of a fucking snake!!! I had a hard time believing my eyes. I don't know what to think about this.

Could my eyes have deceived me?

Don't sweat it bro...Most of these fools are scared or their own shadow...check out this 33(1/3)/reptilian/33(1/3)human/33(1/3)amphibian frog who won something like 88 million...The "guy" also is some sort of pagan witch

Alex23 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:04:35 AM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on September 21, 2009, 12:01:09 AM

Don't sweat it bro...Most of these fools are scared or their own shadow...check out this 33(1/3)/reptilian/33(1/3)human/33(1/3)amphibian frog who won something like 88 million...The "guy" also is some sort of pagan witch

Cool hair on that dude... the reptilians decided it was time for him to "retire" and maintain that fantastic hairdo fulltime.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:05:02 AM »

Google Bunky Barlett guys...This creepy frog will be broke in no less then 5 years...some people even claim that he has webbed feet...

Rib it Bunky...RIB IT

Alex23 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:07:12 AM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on September 21, 2009, 12:05:02 AM

Google Bunky Barlett guys...This creepy frog will be broke in no less then 5 years...some people even claim that he has webbed feet...

Rib it Bunky...RIB IT

I have webbed feet. Is there something TekknowVecking?

Rami · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:07:52 AM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 20, 2009, 11:53:11 PM

"Ram in me" (no homo) , what were you shopping for at walmart, just curious...

A typical muscle building diet. We have Flaxseeds, different frozen berries, chickpeas, olive oil, puffed rice and oats.

Alex23 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:08:58 AM »

LOL the "guy" actually opened a "witch school" .. just wonderful

http://retardzone.com/2007/10/31/wiccan-lottery-winner-to-open-real-life-hogwarts-wizard-school/

TechnoViking · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:19:18 AM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 21, 2009, 12:04:35 AM

Cool hair on that dude... the reptilians decided it was time for him to "retire" and maintain that fantastic hairdo fulltime.

oh he's not retiring...He's blowing through his money faster then anyone who has ever won such a windfall...This sort of frog always thought he was a someone...The money gave him power to show just what kind of someone he really was...However, the guy is nearly broke trying to be the someone he never was...I've heard rumors of this frog being swindled of 5 million hard cash from a witch singer who fucked him and took a decent part of his windfall...He bought something like 10 cars all together worth a million before he even cashed the check...We are all literally looking at a toad...I personally hope he parley's it into a billion but lets not fool ourselves...He is doomed by the lottery curse...Google the lottery curse and see what comes up...

Alex23 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:29:19 PM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on September 21, 2009, 12:19:18 AM

oh he's not retiring...He's blowing through his money faster then anyone who has ever won such a windfall...This sort of frog always thought he was a someone...The money gave him power to show just what kind of someone he really was...However, the guy is nearly broke trying to be the someone he never was...I've heard rumors of this frog being swindled of 5 million hard cash from a witch singer who fucked him and took a decent part of his windfall...He bought something like 10 cars all together worth a million before he even cashed the check...We are all literally looking at a toad...I personally hope he parley's it into a billion but lets not fool ourselves...He is doomed by the lottery curse...Google the lottery curse and see what comes up...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uberman09 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:32:51 PM »

Alex23 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:33:51 PM »

Quote from: uberman09 on September 21, 2009, 05:32:51 PM

Brutal 12" green quads.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 21, 2009, 05:33:51 PM

Brutal 12" green quads.

The reptilians have no quads?

Alex23 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:40:26 PM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on September 21, 2009, 05:37:08 PM

The reptilians have no quads?

very TrueAdonish quads... that just explained a lot...

Marty Champions · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:10:13 PM »

not much fat storage on the reptilian, no sloppy pecs $:-\$

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #21 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:16:57 AM »

Quote from: Rami on September 20, 2009, 11:06:16 PM

It was a little hard to see, in the passenger seat of a car it was sitting somewhat slumped forward, seamed really tall and with a head like that of a fucking snake!!! I had a hard time believing my eyes. I don't know what to think about this.

Could my eyes have deceived me?

reptilians don't "ride in cars"

illuminati also don't do grocery shopping lol

The Master · « **Reply #22 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:19:15 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on September 22, 2009, 03:16:57 AM

reptilians don't "ride in cars"

illuminati also don't do grocery shopping lol

What do they do then "Sevastase"?

ironneck · « **Reply #23 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:45:47 AM »

what reptilians do...chasing bitches drinking vodka living the dream

WillGrant · « **Reply #24 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:47:39 AM »

Quote from: Rami on September 20, 2009, 11:06:16 PM

It was a little hard to see, in the passenger seat of a car it was sitting somewhat slumped forward, seamed really tall and with a head like that of a fucking snake!!! I had a hard time believing my eyes. I don't know what to think about this.

Could my eyes have deceived me?

Did you see Squad while you were there?