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Pumpster's best muscle groups
« on: September 21, 2009, 02:03:25 PM »
Now that i'm forever embedded in minds.. ;D

Dayum I still have more pounds to lose, but a couple of recent experiences remind me i'm on the right track..

-Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose!

-At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good.


Best muscles:

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Thighs - start running track around age 11 then combine it with squats and leg presses then continue that during your football years.

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Arms - good when i'm in ok shape or better, nothing when too heavy. Rounding in to form now.

 3/ 2.5"  ...WIDE...

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 02:05:51 PM »
Now it's just getting sad.

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 02:06:29 PM »
Now it's just getting sad.
Is this the biggest meltdown to date? Was mower worse?

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 02:07:30 PM »
You are so delusional it's untrue!


Utterly mad as a hatter, you look like absolute crap and the things you have described simply did not happen you moron.

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2009, 02:08:15 PM »
epic trying to start a thread to make people forget about the fat fuck that actually goes by your name "plumpster"

dont try and joke this away homo

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2009, 02:08:51 PM »
Now that i'm forever embedded in minds.. ;D

Dayum I still have more pounds to lose, but a couple of recent experiences remind me i'm on the right track..

-Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose!

-At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good.


Best muscles:

1/
Thighs - start running track around age 11 then combine it with squats and leg presses then continue that during your football years.

2/
Arms - good when i'm in ok shape or better, nothing when too heavy. Rounding in to form now.

 3/ 2.5"  ...WIDE...

Boooommmmmmmmmmmm fatboy  ;D

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 02:08:59 PM »
Look Like Shit  ::)  ::)

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2009, 02:09:14 PM »
Is this the biggest meltdown to date? Was mower worse?

That is quite possibly the most DELUSIONAL post I have ever seen on here.

Even after he has been outed as a fat, bald, ugly guy who looks like he doesn't lift weights....we have to continue to read his obvious delusional lies about not being able to walk down the street without supermodels wanting to jump his bones at ever corner.

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 02:09:45 PM »
he is trying to pull the "i'm in on the joke" angle

the problem is he has already melted down so it is too late to pull that angle.

In order to use this stance you must be "in on the joke" from the very beginning

10 yard penalty

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2009, 02:10:35 PM »
Goodrum looks better than Plumpster.

he is trying to pull the "i'm in on the joke" angle

the problem is he has already melted down so it is too late to pull that angle.

In order to use this stance you must be "in on the joke" from the very beginning

10 yard penalty

Good analysis.  ;)

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2009, 02:10:49 PM »
That is quite possibly the most DELUSIONAL post I have ever seen on here.

Even after he has been outed as a fat, bald, ugly guy who looks like he doesn't lift weights....we have to continue to read his obvious delusional lies about not being able to walk down the street without supermodels wanting to jump his bones at ever corner.
He is quite the fucktard. I think this is the biggest meltdown to date.

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2009, 02:11:28 PM »
He is quite the fucktard. I think this is the biggest meltdown to date.

It's kinda like sitting back and watching a massive car wreck at this point.

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2009, 02:12:02 PM »
He is quite the fucktard. I think this is the biggest meltdown to date.

i dunno

faking a flesh eating virius is a pretty big meltdown

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2009, 02:12:49 PM »
i dunno

faking a flesh eating virius is a pretty big meltdown
And coming back as lax...

Method11inchguns had a pretty major one too...

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2009, 02:15:21 PM »
Plumster - the very first man with cellulite.  :o

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2009, 02:18:05 PM »
he is trying to pull the "i'm in on the joke" angle

the problem is he has already melted down so it is too late to pull that angle.

In order to use this stance you must be "in on the joke" from the very beginning

10 yard penalty

exactly , at first the denial set in " that's not pumpster " then he tried the old " I'm here I'm Queer get over it " and that failed now he's trying to save face and he has a face that shouldn't be saved  :-X

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2009, 02:24:59 PM »
Now that i'm forever embedded in minds.. ;D

Dayum I still have more pounds to lose, but a couple of recent experiences remind me i'm on the right track..

-Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose!

-At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good.


Best muscles:

1/
Thighs - start running track around age 11 then combine it with squats and leg presses then continue that during your football years.

2/
Arms - good when i'm in ok shape or better, nothing when too heavy. Rounding in to form now.

 3/ 2.5"  ...WIDE...
Get a job you FAT delusional idiot.
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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2009, 02:32:10 PM »
he is trying to pull the "i'm in on the joke" angle

the problem is he has already melted down so it is too late to pull that angle.

In order to use this stance you must be "in on the joke" from the very beginning

10 yard penalty

lol you're cruel :D

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2009, 02:33:41 PM »
its creepy....

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2009, 02:40:32 PM »
"Pumpster's best muscle groups"


Your jaw muscles?
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2009, 02:41:43 PM »
another pic of the dumpster hugging ed norton of all people

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2009, 02:44:07 PM »
For God's sake man, stop giving these guys more ammo.

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2009, 02:51:24 PM »
post nuclear trauma...
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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM »
i dunno

faking a flesh eating virius is a pretty big meltdown

lmao...doesn't really get much better than that

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Re: Pumpster's best muscle groups
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2009, 02:55:44 PM »
He wants to get put in timeout by posting porn on the G&O.  That's what this thread is about.