Bob Chick: So Kai..the whole Grapefruit thing...What in God's name were you thinking?
Kai Green: Um.....you know..so people have described that as..you know..um performance art, but I see it more as..you know..umm. the ultimate symbiosis between man and..umm..fruit.
Bob Chcik: Not sure I'm following you Kai.
Kai Green: All fruits have a life force or...um, energy..which you can see when you cut the apple..um..it turns brown..So, um..you know , for me to merge my life force with the fruit..you need to form a union.. and well..fornicate with it....and then you can be at one with it..um you know and that's how you achieve self-mastery...First you master the Grapefruit.
Bob Chick:We'll be right back, folks.