To all the people who always bring up Russia, let's ask this. Would Russia have stood any chance had Germany not been focused with the USA? Nope. Meanwhile, we were fighting on multiple fronts across 3/4 of the planet.
The Luke is a dipshit who sent out 2,000 job applications in the glorious country of Ireland (economic juggernaut according to him), couldn't find gainful employment and now (when he's not living in his parent's basement) spends his time chasing Bigfoot across the planet. He spends his summers tasting animal dropping across the American northwest or wherever the fuck Sasquatch was spotted this year.