Author Topic: Branch Warren Sequence - Part V-VI-VII-VIII  (Read 1568 times)

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Branch Warren Sequence - Part V-VI-VII-VIII
« on: September 23, 2009, 07:48:14 AM »
Branch Warren Sequence Part V

You're dropping Branch off at his family's ranch.  You feel awkward as you pull the emergency brake lever into position, worried the Mighty Branch will wonder why you're stopping...is it manly to park the car to chat like this...will Branch react poorly to this?  Not at all!  Branch turns to you and asks if you're hungry, that there's vittles on the stove, would you like to come in?  Your heart pounds as the two of you walk into the house...the comforting smell of a of an olde country abode relaxes you as you look about...Branches people are away for the next little while and he's got the place to himself.  Yes!!  He pulls his flannel off and tosses onto a chair, the torso seeming larger than life in this quaint little home, every steel fiber activating and pulsating as he reaches in the fridge for a beer...the two of you now eating some rabbit stew that Branch's great aunt had left for him...then...black coffee and wild blueberry pie with farm fresh whipped cream...a little blob of whipped cream lodged on Branch's lower lip...imagine if you...

"Let's train arms!", Branch shouts motioning to a room full of weights...

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence Part V
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 07:53:46 AM »
i liked it

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence Part V
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 07:55:34 AM »
Deja vu  ???
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence Part V
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 07:56:44 AM »
I have a baad feeling where this is going  :-X

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence Part V
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Branch Warren Sequence Part VI
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 08:36:35 AM »
Part VI
Branch and yourself are in the backroom of his house.  It's been converted in a weight room.  The smells of man-sweat and spunk permeate the atmosphere.  Branch grabs the EZ-Curl Bar and starts throwing plates on each side, preparing for a bicep thrashing workout...Down to his wifebeater, Branch starts pumping out reps.  The fibers in his arms thicken with blood and lust with each rep.  The inner pecs are like fingers tickling each other while the veins in the neck turn into violent rivers of protein rich blood, popping out to the bursting point....The testosterone levels emanating from this beast of a man are choking you out in excitement and awe....The bar is passed to you and you can barely even hold it steady in your sub-par hands-"I already worked bi's yesterday...", you manage to stammer..."Sure you did", Branch responds with a wry smile on his face, "maybe you can just wipe me down then..."
 
 
 

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Branch Warren Sequence Part VII
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 08:38:07 AM »
Part VII
You're not sure if you heard correctly-"y-you would like me to w-w-w-ipe you down??", you stammer. Branch pauses and looks suspiciously at you, "No...not I...Mei...Outside...", Branch says evenly, as he motions his head towards the window.  You look out the window and you see a baby elephant in the back yard, near the barn.  "Mei is an orphan elephant my family adopted from Africa".  Puffing out your chest, throwing your shoulders back, you say "I thought it was something like that...when you said 'wipe me down' I thought it was prob-", you realize Branch has stopped listening to you.  He walks out of the room shaking his head.  Now the two of you are outback next to the elephant.  Mei The Elephant's trunk snakes out in search of Branch's mouth, who gives the orphan animal a playful kiss on the snout.  "Take this bucket of water and sponge and wipe the elephant down", directs Branch, "I'll be in the kitchen mixing up a protein shake"  Branch looks again at you and frowns.  Again shaking his head, he makes his way toward the house.   You start scrubbing the elephant, who enjoys the wipedown.  "Gosh, Mei", you start talking it, "Branch must be thinking poorly of me now.  I thought he said 'wipe me down, but he really meant 'Mei".  You wipe dejectedly, plotting the next move.  Gaining back the Big Man's trust is imperative.  All of a sudden, you smell smoke!

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Branch Warren Sequence Part VIII
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 08:39:22 AM »
Part VIII

You look over yonder and see thick, black, smoke billowing out of the trees.  Mei The Orphan Elephant rushes off in the direction of the smoke...The smell of smoke is undeniable, and Branch appears on the porch.  "What the hell is going on out here?" he demands.  Just then Mei comes running out of the brush! You and Branch approach her.  With her elephant trunk, she begins drawing a diagram in the dirt..."My God!", yells Branch, who looks intently at the elephant's drawing, "it's Little Billy, the kid in the wheelchair from the neighbors farm.  Mei just drew a picture of Billy...the barn's on fire and he's trapped under a beam!"  With that Branch jumps on the baby elephant's back.  "Hop on!", he orders.  You jump on the elephant's back and the animal runs back into the neighbor's property.  Your arms are thrown around Branch's torso, your face nuzzled in his densly muscled lats...You see the barn ablaze..."Help" "Help" come the desperate cries of the young boy, trapped inside...Branch jumps off the elephant..."He's trapped under the burning beam!", shouts Branch, "I'm going in!!"  Branch runs like a hell-hound into the heart of the blaze.  You feel the throbbing heat of the inferno as you daintily edge closer...You peek into the burning barn, and witness Branch grab the beam, and with a mighty yell he deadlifts the deadly structure off of the lame boy, who lies limp, the life almost choked out him.  Branch pushes the beam aside and scoops Little Billy up with his left arm, and rushes out of the Barn Of Death...Just as the two of them cross the threshold from Death back into Life, the barn collapses.  Branch sets the boy down on the ground, in front of the elephant.  Just then Billy's mom, a MILF, comes running from the house.  Sobbing, she embraces Branch.  "You saved Little Billy...Oh Branch, how can I ever thank you?" Branch, now aroused, says "I think we can figure something out..."  With that, they move toward the house, leaving the half dead boy, the Orphan Elephant and yourself.  "Wait here," Branch calls over his cannonball deltoid, "I've got business to attend to..."

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Note About Branch Warren Sequence Parts V -VIII
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 08:41:34 AM »
I have decided to release The Branch Warren Sequence Parts V-VIII as separate vignettes, in addition to including them in the main volume. This was done to bring everyone up to speed.  Enjoy.