Hahah getbig pays off

[tonymctones]

bonus question in my business law class was who is the current sec. of state? probably wouldnt have got that if i didnt post on this board so thanks guys

[240 is Back]

bonus question in my business law class was who is the current sec. of state? probably wouldnt have got that if i didnt post on this board so thanks guys

GB politics board helps in real life.  I like to take the opposite position in anything.  sometimes when i'm in a club or restaurant and I hear people talking politics, I'll interject an opposite point of view to what they're saying.

Like, when I heard some kids talking about how bad Bush was, I asked them if they'd live in huts and ride bikes instead of cars if it meant ending all wars for oil.  They lied to themselves and said yes, they'd choose poverty if it meant ending all war.  yeah, right.  I didn't buy it.

Or when these 2 old guys at the bathroom stall were complaining about the banking bailout, I asked them if they'd be okay with their 401k disappearing with half the nations banks.  They just kinda looked at me confused.

I think I just like to piss people off.

[tonymctones]

GB politics board helps in real life.  I like to take the opposite position in anything.  sometimes when i'm in a club or restaurant and I hear people talking politics, I'll interject an opposite point of view to what they're saying.

Like, when I heard some kids talking about how bad Bush was, I asked them if they'd live in huts and ride bikes instead of cars if it meant ending all wars for oil.  They lied to themselves and said yes, they'd choose poverty if it meant ending all war.  yeah, right.  I didn't buy it.

Or when these 2 old guys at the bathroom stall were complaining about the banking bailout, I asked them if they'd be okay with their 401k disappearing with half the nations banks.  They just kinda looked at me confused.

I think I just like to piss people off.

good way to get your ass kicked if you ask me two things dont go together alcohol and politics so try not to do that at a bar...

[Soul Crusher]

GB politics board helps in real life.  I like to take the opposite position in anything.  sometimes when i'm in a club or restaurant and I hear people talking politics, I'll interject an opposite point of view to what they're saying.

Like, when I heard some kids talking about how bad Bush was, I asked them if they'd live in huts and ride bikes instead of cars if it meant ending all wars for oil.  They lied to themselves and said yes, they'd choose poverty if it meant ending all war.  yeah, right.  I didn't buy it.

Or when these 2 old guys at the bathroom stall were complaining about the banking bailout, I asked them if they'd be okay with their 401k disappearing with half the nations banks.  They just kinda looked at me confused.

I think I just like to piss people off.
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Or when these 2 old guys at the bathroom stall were complaining about the banking bailout, I asked them if they'd be okay with their 401k disappearing with half the nations banks.  They just kinda looked at me confused.


240 - did you start that conversation, BEFORE or AFTER you rubbed their foot in the stall?

[240 is Back]

240 - did you start that conversation, BEFORE or AFTER you rubbed their foot in the stall?

pity bump

[Soul Crusher]

pity bump

That was a joke.  If you really did rub their leg in the stall, I apologize for offending you. 

[Butterbean]

GB politics board helps in real life. 

I agree...I have learned a lot here!

Or when these 2 old guys at the bathroom stall were complaining about the banking bailout, I asked them if they'd be okay with their 401k disappearing with half the nations banks.  They just kinda looked at me confused.

Pardon the off topic but:
Were they in stalls sitting down?  Or were they standing at the urinals?  I thought there was some kind of unspoken rule where men aren't supposed to talk to each other when standing at urinals?

[Soul Crusher]

I agree...I have learned a lot here!

Pardon the off topic but:
Were they in stalls sitting down?  Or were they standing at the urinals?  I thought there was some kind of unspoken rule where men aren't supposed to talk to each other when standing at urinals?

240 - lightened them up by rubbing up on their feet in the stalls. 

[tonymctones]

Pardon the off topic but:
Were they in stalls sitting down?  Or were they standing at the urinals?  I thought there was some kind of unspoken rule where men aren't supposed to talk to each other when standing at urinals?

ahhh the code 

If im not mistaken the fact that they were talking to each other negates that part but I still think the part off no eye contact applies. 

http://www.addictinggames.com/theurinalgame.html?cid=YSSP

here 240 sounds like you may need some brushing up on the code...

[240 is Back]

nah we were standing at the urinals.

sober ppl never talk at stalls.  drunks do it constantly

[BM OUT]

nah we were standing at the urinals.

sober ppl never talk at stalls.  drunks do it constantly

UMMM  not to be a dick but the number one rule when holding your dick?NEVER EVER make eye contact with ANYONE and NEVER TALK to another man.You should be looking either straight ahead or down at your own dick,no conversation,no head nod NOTHING!!!When your washing your hands at the sink,you may say something like "how are you" or just give a polite head nod.

[240 is Back]

UMMM  not to be a dick but the number one rule when holding your dick?NEVER EVER make eye contact with ANYONE and NEVER TALK to another man.You should be looking either straight ahead or down at your own dick,no conversation,no head nod NOTHING!!!When your washing your hands at the sink,you may say something like "how are you" or just give a polite head nod.

sorry, but i play in bands and have spent way too much time in bars in my life over the last 15 years.  drunk people are the most talkative people at urinals.  Of course etiquette says you clear your throat and look straight ahead and piss as fast as you can before washing and leaving.  No talk whenever possible. 

Reality is drunk people are chatty bastards in bathrooms.

[Soul Crusher]

sorry, but i play in bands and have spent way too much time in bars in my life over the last 15 years.  drunk people are the most talkative people at urinals.  Of course etiquette says you clear your throat and look straight ahead and piss as fast as you can before washing and leaving.  No talk whenever possible. 

Reality is drunk people are chatty bastards in bathrooms.

No wonder you always appear a little light in the loafers.   

[BM OUT]

sorry, but i play in bands and have spent way too much time in bars in my life over the last 15 years.  drunk people are the most talkative people at urinals.  Of course etiquette says you clear your throat and look straight ahead and piss as fast as you can before washing and leaving.  No talk whenever possible. 

Reality is drunk people are chatty bastards in bathrooms.

You know what I hate?Your at an event like a ballgame,your at one of those troffs where everyone is peeing at once.Your trying to get done as quickly as possible, to avoid getting splattered on by the drunk swaying back and forth next to you, and you zip up a little to quickly before you have propperly "shaken off the dew" so to speak.You walk out of there with dribble spills on your pants.Nothing cooler then going back to your date with piss stains on the front of your pants and trying to give the old "I spilled some soda" excuse.

[Soul Crusher]

You know what I hate?Your at an event like a ballgame,your at one of those troffs where everyone is peeing at once.Your trying to get done as quickly as possible, to avoid getting splattered on by the drunk swaying back and forth next to you, and you zip up a little to quickly before you have propperly "shaken off the dew" so to speak.You walk out of there with dribble spills on your pants.Nothing cooler then going back to your date with piss stains on the front of your pants and trying to give the old "I spilled some soda" excuse.

Thats why I always wait for a stall. 

[tonymctones]

You know what I hate?Your at an event like a ballgame,your at one of those troffs where everyone is peeing at once.Your trying to get done as quickly as possible, to avoid getting splattered on by the drunk swaying back and forth next to you, and you zip up a little to quickly before you have propperly "shaken off the dew" so to speak.You walk out of there with dribble spills on your pants.Nothing cooler then going back to your date with piss stains on the front of your pants and trying to give the old "I spilled some soda" excuse.

LOL hate the troughs

[Butterbean]

http://www.addictinggames.com/theurinalgame.html?cid=YSSP

I got 3 wrong 


Funny thread

[tonymctones]

if you really want to get a laugh or fight next time your standing at a urinal taking a piss and the person using the urinal next to you spits...

ask them "what is it exactly about seeing and holding a dick that makes you salivate?"  

hahahahah

sorry stella that may be a tad bit raunchy for you

[Straw Man]

bonus question in my business law class was who is the current sec. of state? probably wouldnt have got that if i didnt post on this board so thanks guys

that's a "bonus" question is a college level class?

That should be an 8th grade civics question

[Soul Crusher]

that's a "bonus" question is a college level class?

That should be an 8th grade civics question

I thought the same thing.  Tony - if you have any law questions, please feel free to ask.     

[tonymctones]

that's a "bonus" question is a college level class?

That should be an 8th grade civics question

I thought it odd as well but b/c the sec of state really has nothing to do with what we were talking about. It was totally random.

The professor is a practicing lawyer this is probably my favorite class he makes it real interesting and gets the class involved although only like 5 ppl actually talk and answer questions and the dude talks football for like the first couple minutes of class everyday. I think I only missed on question on the test about the miller v. texas case but i got the bonus right so hopefully I got a 100

[BM OUT]

I got 3 wrong 


Funny thread

I got two wrong BUT I think they made a mistake on one of them.Where the two guys are at the urinal at the end and the big guy is at the second one,I go to the first one because every lifter knows big guys have smaller wangs.If he is a looker I want to make sure I measure up.

[Straw Man]

I got two wrong BUT I think they made a mistake on one of them.Where the two guys are at the urinal at the end and the big guy is at the second one,I go to the first one because every lifter knows big guys have smaller wangs.If he is a looker I want to make sure I measure up.

thanks for sharing

we had no idea you spent time worrying about what other guys think about your junk

[BM OUT]

thanks for sharing

we had no idea you spent time worrying about what other guys think about your junk

Yeah,like you dont.You just lift because you want to get in shape.You dont care what others think.Im sure your not lifting to overcome any smallnes.You see,some lift to compete,others lift because they are trying to overcompensate for shortcomings.I compete,do you?

By the way,why do you think I shave "down there".Its because I want it to look bigger.Id hang weights off it if I thought that would work.In fact,Im looking into if there is a way to tatoo it to give it an optical illusion to make it appear bigger.

[tonymctones]

Yeah,like you dont.You just lift because you want to get in shape.You dont care what others think.Im sure your not lifting to overcome any smallnes.You see,some lift to compete,others lift because they are trying to overcompensate for shortcomings.I compete,do you?

By the way,why do you think I shave "down there".Its because I want it to look bigger.Id hang weights off it if I thought that would work.In fact,Im looking into if there is a way to tatoo it to give it an optical illusion to make it appear bigger.

hahahaha now thats getbig material right there