You call that food?!
hahaha i bet it's fresh and you even had to make that yourself. Epic caveman life.
You know, here is how real men do it:
1: Take a baseball bat.
2: Go into the forest and sneak up on some deer.
3: Smack it in its head with the bat like really really hard so you smash its skull and it dies on the spot.
4: Take a knife, and slice up its stomach immediately. Dig out all the guts.
5: Cut off a big slice of meat from its legs.
6: Eat the meat raw and drink some of its blood and smear it all over your face + spit it out while shouting "I am the king! I am the fucking king" while kicking a tree.
7: Go home.
This is how real men do it. None of this civilized shit. Just fucking killing, slicing and dicing and ultimately blood gurgling.