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« on: September 24, 2009, 02:50:55 PM »
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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 02:57:02 PM »
LOL. I actually didn't think you would do it. Nothing like outing yourself on Getbig's main page. Let me guess: see-though negligee and push-up bra? Probably light on the makeup, tho.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 03:02:32 PM »
LOL. I actually didn't think you would do it. Nothing like outing yourself on Getbig's main page. Let me guess: see-though negligee and push-up bra? Probably light on the makeup, tho.
No tits chimps..outted

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 03:04:16 PM »
LOL. I actually didn't think you would do it. Nothing like outing yourself on Getbig's main page. Let me guess: see-though negligee and push-up bra? Probably light on the makeup, tho.

Nice cross dresser there.  Wiggs will approve

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 03:07:23 PM »
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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2009, 03:10:45 PM »
In my book, Celine Dion is TECHNICALY No1 pop ballad singer.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2009, 03:10:53 PM »

Poor attempt Chimpsey.

Why don't you post some video clips of those "musicians" you listen to so a voice quality comparison between those hacks and queen Celine can be made? :-*

Bring it bitch >:(
Voice quality!? Shiiit. Edith Piaf will always have a better voice and presentation than some caterwauling, overly-botoxed piece of latex that marries her grandfather because she has arrested development. Oh, what's that I hear? She's gonna have another wedding ceremony because she needs more attention!? Christ on a hockey stick. Why can't some disfiguring accident befall her so the world can realize the enormity of allowing her to think she has talent.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2009, 03:11:14 PM »
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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2009, 03:12:05 PM »
In my book, Celine Dion is TECHNICALY No1 pop ballad singer.
And you're farkin' OUTED, too.  >:(

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2009, 03:13:28 PM »
What else can you turn out to be when you have been stuck to a wheelchair all your life, been told and proven to that you are a retard with a 52IQ + being stuck in an asylum? There is nothing left but tears :'(
Ah, tears. The last refuge of fat and depressed women everywhere.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2009, 03:16:47 PM »
Ah, tears. The last refuge of fat and depressed women everywhere.
We can have all the fat depressed women shipped to Siberia the reduction in calories will greatly improve their appearance.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2009, 03:17:14 PM »
And you're farkin' OUTED, too.  >:(
I used to be a singer and i know the level of singer.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2009, 03:18:30 PM »
I used to be a singer and i know the level of singer.
Oh dear. I'd best put away my stemware when you come over, then.  ;D

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2009, 03:19:14 PM »
i don't know how good this chick is TECHNICALY, but i want to cum on her face.  also, i have no clue what the song's about

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2009, 03:21:12 PM »
Oh dear. I'd best put away my stemware when you come over, then.  ;D
You know me dont you?
I wont lie.

I am fed up with people who doubt if i can sing.

Even Paco douted me and made me sing in his gym.
OK, I owned him. Gym members gave me a huge applause.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2009, 03:21:57 PM »
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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2009, 03:23:20 PM »
crack is whack!


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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2009, 03:25:00 PM »
It seems like your experience of music is formed more by the popularity and lifestyle of the musician than the actual talent that musician has, and the results that comes from that talent. But what more can one expect from an obnoxious english snob. You enjoy the likes of Bob Dylan and other singers that has 0,1% of the singing skill of Celine. She can do things with her voice that those fags can only do with eachothers cocks.
Nope. Nice try. Neil Young. Looks like shit. Sings off key. And yet writes his own tunes and they become seminal and timeless. It's called talent. Celine doesn't have it. Oh sure, she's technically proficient, like those guitar players you like and promote, but ultimately it's a exercise in soullessness. It's vapid and forgettable; it's empty. Now Celine, can over-manufacture her songs in the studio, use auto-tune in concert, or, hell, she can manipulate the media 'til the cows come home, but she will never ever be regarded as an artist.


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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2009, 03:27:22 PM »
:'(


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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2009, 03:31:01 PM »
:'(
The Little Sparrow. Beautiful, plaintive, cracked voice singing of real heartbreak. It is real. Not some over-produced Las Vegas media whore. It's times like this when I'm *gulp* embarrassed to be Canadian.   :-\

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 03:32:23 PM »
i think the point here is, women shouldn't sing unless they're french, sing in french, or are black.

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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 03:34:04 PM »
i think the point here is, women shouldn't sing unless they're french, sing in french, or are black  stacked.
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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
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Re: Celine Dion and Bodybuilders
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 03:40:50 PM »
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