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A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« on: September 27, 2009, 08:38:57 AM »
It is with moist eyes and an elated heart that I attempt to inscribe upon the Soul of Humanity a mention of Branch Warren's magnificent-no, Godlike-showing at the 2009 Joe Weider's Mr. Olympia.  Branch, with the rugged work ethic, the lines of a god, and the near Christ-like aura, strode onto that stage this past weekend and put forth a spectacle of mass, muscle, and sinew the likes of have never been seen on this fair planet.  Did he place 2nd to Jay's triumphant 1st?  Indeed, and perhaps that is as it should be.  The two of them together emanating an almost Scriptural vibe.  Tonight, for a brief moment, the sky and the all the stars within it belongs to Humanity.

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 08:45:16 AM »
here we go again................... .... the branch is turning into a huge rockhard trunk  :P

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 08:55:32 AM »
HAHAHAHA, what's makes your stuff most funny is that you're a sincerely talented writer, lol...

"the sky and the all the stars" Haha ok.

He's a funny troll though.

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 08:56:42 AM »
hahaha that stuff is hilarious ;D

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 08:57:59 AM »
"the lines of a god"  ::)

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 09:18:26 AM »
Fag. Go write romance novels or something.

Perhaps I shall.  With marks like yourself hanging on my every word I would probably be quite successful.

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 09:28:33 AM »
Perhaps I shall.  With marks like yourself hanging on my every word I would probably be quite successful.
jewhwit-dont listen to losers like that dude ...nobody on this site has even heard of him b4...if he fell alseep in a sewer pipe and got stuck in their for the rest of his life...no one would notice

u just keep on doing what u do bro 8)
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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 09:48:35 AM »
This rocks... my fav is still Mei...   :D
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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2009, 10:04:57 AM »
It is with moist eyes and an elated heart that I attempt to inscribe upon the Soul of Humanity a mention of Branch Warren's magnificent-no, Godlike-showing at the 2009 Joe Weider's Mr. Olympia.  Branch, with the rugged work ethic, the lines of a god, and the near Christ-like aura, strode onto that stage this past weekend and put forth a spectacle of mass, muscle, and sinew the likes of have never been seen on this fair planet.  Did he place 2nd to Jay's triumphant 1st?  Indeed, and perhaps that is as it should be.  The two of them together emanating an almost Scriptural vibe.  Tonight, for a brief moment, the sky and the all the stars within it belongs to Humanity.

Don't forget to open your mouth wide for the cumshot  :-X

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 10:19:45 AM »
pure gold

I'm still laughing

jehwit ... you= talented

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2009, 10:28:44 AM »
What about his bicep implants?  >:(

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 10:31:43 AM »
Oh gee, I was basing my whole self confidence from this boards recognition. I guess I'll just shoot myself now. ::)
go ahead

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 10:32:23 AM »
What about his bicep implants?  >:(



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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2009, 11:02:16 AM »
It is with moist eyes and an elated heart that I attempt to inscribe upon the Soul of Humanity a mention of Branch Warren's magnificent-no, Godlike-showing at the 2009 Joe Weider's Mr. Olympia.  Branch, with the rugged work ethic, the lines of a god, and the near Christ-like aura, strode onto that stage this past weekend and put forth a spectacle of mass, muscle, and sinew the likes of have never been seen on this fair planet.  Did he place 2nd to Jay's triumphant 1st?  Indeed, and perhaps that is as it should be.  The two of them together emanating an almost Scriptural vibe.  Tonight, for a brief moment, the sky and the all the stars within it belongs to Humanity.

Ur a strange fella..

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2009, 11:16:12 AM »
Bravo, Jehwit!
Almost always, yes.

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Re: A Heartfelt Congratulations To Branch Warren
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2009, 11:21:48 AM »
remember:   if jay fails to live up to the responsibilities and duties of the Mr Olympia contract he relinquishes the olympia CROWN to Branch Warren.