Author Topic: Damn Coons (Read 5261 times)

disturbia · « **on:** September 30, 2009, 09:24:58 PM »

Spilled my garbage, made a mess and probably have rabies---little buggers, but they are pretty cute.

Emmortal · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:27:12 PM »

Racist wildlife reported.

Bast175 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:29:06 PM »

disturbia · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:30:43 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on September 30, 2009, 09:29:06 PM

no bast that is terrible--very racist of you--bad

kiwiol · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:37:12 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on September 30, 2009, 09:24:58 PM

Spilled my garbage, made a mess and probably have rabies---little buggers, but they are pretty cute.

Haha they are very cute indeed. I wonder if they can be tamed enough to be a pet. Do you know anyone who has tried?

pugalist666 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:38:49 PM »

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:39:39 PM »

we have raccoons that show up every month or so. I crept right up on one outside in the trap, but couldn't finish him. little guy ran pretty quick once freed.

benchmstr · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:42:21 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 30, 2009, 09:37:12 PM

Haha they are very cute indeed. I wonder if they can be tamed enough to be a pet. Do you know anyone who has tried?

bro they make awesome pets. i have a friend that has had one since it was a baby. the damn thing lives on hard dog food and oreo cookies!!!

i cut down a tree in my backyard and when i was cutting it up i found him, and my friend kept him.

it is smart as hell too!!

bench

MB_722 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:47:20 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on September 30, 2009, 09:42:21 PM

it is smart as hell too!!

bench

what can it do?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:47:27 PM »

Quote from: Emmortal on September 30, 2009, 09:27:12 PM

Racist wildlife reported.

haha

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:49:06 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 30, 2009, 09:37:12 PM

Haha they are very cute indeed. I wonder if they can be tamed enough to be a pet. Do you know anyone who has tried?

Raccoon Dog

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:49:35 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on September 30, 2009, 09:42:21 PM

bro they make awesome pets. i have a friend that has had one since it was a baby. the damn thing lives on hard dog food and oreo cookies!!!

i cut down a tree in my backyard and when i was cutting it up i found him, and my friend kept him.

it is smart as hell too!!

bench

Cool stuff, bench. If you have any pics, please post them. Thanks.

benchmstr · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:50:53 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on September 30, 2009, 09:47:20 PM

what can it do?

all kinds of shit. its kinda like having a pet monkey...but better since my pet monkey was a lazy diaper wearing asshole that did nothing but sit around eating raisins!!!

they are just smart, they figure shit out real quick. my friend even taught it to bring us stuff out of the fridge.

bench

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:52:42 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on September 30, 2009, 09:50:53 PM

all kinds of shit. its kinda like having a pet monkey...but better since my pet monkey was a lazy diaper wearing asshole that did nothing but sit around eating raisins!!!

they are just smart, they figure shit out real quick. my friend even taught it to bring us stuff out of the fridge.

bench

I think I read somewhere that Raccoons are as intelligent as monkeys. They can remember things for three years and solve complicated problems.

benchmstr · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:01:19 PM »

Quote from: RPF on September 30, 2009, 09:52:42 PM

I think I read somewhere that Raccoons are as intelligent as monkeys. They can remember things for three years and solve complicated problems.

i would rather have rastis (the Raccoon), than bandit (my chip stealing asshole monkey)!!!

if i ever catch another baby Raccoon, i will keep it!

bench

nycbull · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:23:32 PM »

funny i was just talking to someone today about how raccoons are under-rated. very cool animal.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:25:48 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on September 30, 2009, 10:01:19 PM

i would rather have rastis (the Raccoon), than bandit (my chip stealing asshole monkey)!!!

if i ever catch another baby Raccoon, i will keep it!

bench

That's is one of the top ten most hilarious statements I've read on getbig ever.

You're a true alpha dog!!

MB_722 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:39:00 PM »

pedro01 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 01, 2009, 12:35:33 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 30, 2009, 09:39:39 PM

we have raccoons that show up every month or so. I crept right up on one outside in the trap, but couldn't finish inside him. little guy ran pretty quick once freed.

Corrected

johnnynoname · « **Reply #19 on:** October 01, 2009, 01:33:14 AM »

greatest thread title EVER!!!!!!!!!!

TRIX · « **Reply #20 on:** October 01, 2009, 01:44:34 AM »

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #21 on:** October 01, 2009, 03:10:31 AM »

I had a racoon that kept getting into my garbage, I shot him.

Emmortal · « **Reply #22 on:** October 01, 2009, 03:25:02 AM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on October 01, 2009, 03:10:31 AM

I had a racoon that kept getting into my garbage, I shot him.

That is legal in Alabama.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #23 on:** October 01, 2009, 03:25:35 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on September 30, 2009, 09:24:58 PM

Spilled my garbage, made a mess and probably have rabies---little buggers, but they are pretty cute.

Those guys are really ingenious. I sat and watched one once, and I figured out why they are so good. They have hands like us -ie. fingers and a thumb. No wonder they get into garbage cans. They're like the criminals of the animal world.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #24 on:** October 01, 2009, 03:30:26 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on October 01, 2009, 03:25:35 AM

Those guys are really ingenious. I sat and watched one once, and I figured out why they are so good. They have hands like us -ie. fingers and a thumb. No wonder they get into garbage cans. They're like the criminals of the animal world.

Yeah I had the same guy, real big fella, getting into my trash repeatedly. I would always catch him when I was coming in from work since I work nights. Last time I was on vacation I caught him about to pillage and he didn't scurry away fast enough, I just wanted to scare the shit out of him, I had to toss his torso into my asshole neighbor's yard.