Lets say this hypothetical scenario did happen. If you noticed that they are liquored up, you don't speak, you make eye contact with all of them, nod your head, and keep it moving. Not, "gosh, how are doing, oh my, how's the weather, is that urine on the steps. You rapscallions should be ashamed of yourselves. I should take you by the ear..."
and then you get a negative response, you wet your pants, run home with your tail between your legs, and come post on Getbig to get your manhood back.