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Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« on: October 05, 2009, 10:25:53 AM »
The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve.... It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;....

The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared to the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God.

J. F. Rutherford, Reconciliation, 1928, p. 14.
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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2009, 10:27:39 AM »
Hey asshole, this is akin to you knocking on my door with your pamplets.

Stick to Branch stories.... ;D
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jehwit

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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2009, 10:29:07 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on October 05, 2009, 10:27:39 AM
Hey asshole, this is akin to you knocking on my door with your pamplets.

Stick to Branch stories.... ;D

It's all tied in.
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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2009, 10:30:01 AM »
jehwitt inspired this little story from me

as i walked out into the empty showers, I saw this lone figure.  This lone figure was a unique blend of muscle mass, a fu- manchu, shaved head and thick texas accent.  At that moment, i knew i wanted him inside of me.  Knowing that he would over power me in a fight, i knew i would have to attack him with something other than my sexual intentions but i would need a weapon.  So, I grabbed a empty trash can and ran at him. I hit him on the head and then i proceeded to mount him

the end
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jehwit

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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2009, 10:31:51 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on October 05, 2009, 10:30:01 AM
jehwitt inspired this little story from me

as i walked out into the empty showers, I saw this lone figure.  This lone figure was a unique blend of muscle mass, a fu- manchu, shaved head and thick texas accent.  At that moment, i knew i wanted him inside of me.  Knowing that he would over power me in a fight, i knew i would have to attack him with something other than my sexual intentions but i would need a weapon.  So, I grabbed a empty trash can and ran at him. I hit him on the head and then i proceeded to mount him

the end
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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2009, 10:35:45 AM »
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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2009, 12:51:29 PM »
Pleiades?  440 light years away?   when the 'visible' universe is at least 30 billion light years across.  might as well claim He lives in in Encino.   And living _in_ this universe?   Sounds too much like Q.
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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2009, 02:56:37 PM »
disfellowship this guy
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jehwit

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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2009, 02:58:16 PM »


An actual NASA photo of The Throne Of Jehovah.
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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2009, 03:00:43 PM »
why so much disrespect for the doctrines of JW's.  Was this post started to be funny or trully to be informative?
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jehwit

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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2009, 03:02:43 PM »
You should start with Judge Rutherford.
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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2009, 04:03:02 PM »
right click for full effect

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Re: Jehovah's Place Of Residence Revealed!
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2009, 04:24:24 PM »
Quote from: jehwit on October 05, 2009, 10:25:53 AM
The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve.... It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;....

The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared to the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God.

J. F. Rutherford, Reconciliation, 1928, p. 14.


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