Jesus is pounding "Brazilian style" the sh*t of Madonna's p*ssy and a*s.
MADONNA is buying toyboy lover JESUS LUZ a £1.7million gaff in New York.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2672833/Sugarmummy-Madge-to-buy-Jesus-17m-New-York-flat.html The Queen Of Pop has decided it's a bit too early for the model to move in with her and the kids.
In other words, there was no room at the inn for Jesus.
But Madge wants her new fella to live within walking distance of her £25million townhouse in the Upper East Side and is willing to pay for the, ahem, pleasure.
The singer has given her estate agents the nod to sort him a flat. It will be in his name even though she is coughing up the huge wedge to buy it.
A source said: "Em is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved.
"She's told them to spend no more than £1.7million and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it's found and bought.
"She really wasn't kidding when she told him he'll never have to worry about money from now on."
Jesus must feel like he can walk on water. He has landed on his feet big time, even if it means making the beast with two backs with a woman old enough to be his mum.
He very nearly threw it all away, too.
The model let it slip in his only interview since he became a part of Madonna's life that she told him never to worry about crossing his palm with silver again.
It was a mistake that earned him his first dose of Madonna fury. And as GUY RITCHIE, or anyone who has ever worked for her will confirm, it is a very nasty dose indeed.
I can also reveal that Jesus is on the payroll of her company, not to mention the top modelling contracts she has sorted through her Zoolander pals DOLCE & GABBANA and MARC JACOBS.
The Brazilian beefcake has also got his mother - sorry, girlfriend - to thank for pulling some strings for his working visa to be renewed in December.
I revealed a while back that she forked out on DJ lessons with ERIC JAO - aka DJ ENFERNO - to give him expert tuition, as well as £30,000 on equipment.
What was thousands of pounds is now millions.
So for all blokes heading out on the pull, keep an eye out for the 50-year-olds and pray to the God of jammy gentlemen, Jesus Luz.
It could be your key to very early retirement.
