Author Topic: I Received An Unusual Offer To Live Rent Free With A Gentleman (Read 21830 times)

jehwit · « **on:** October 13, 2009, 05:07:12 PM »

I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:08:34 PM »

best thread EVER

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:14:45 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on October 13, 2009, 05:07:12 PM

I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...

Blechman making offers people can't refuse

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:19:04 PM »

wow..

Seriously this is one of the most fucked/weirdest up threads i have ever read on getbig and thats saying something

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:19:47 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on October 13, 2009, 05:07:12 PM

I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...

sounds legit

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:20:41 PM »

Quote from: bodybuilder1234 on October 13, 2009, 05:19:04 PM

wow..

Seriously this is one of the most fucked/weirdest up threads i have ever read on getbig and thats saying something

he did say it was unusual

BIGRENS79 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:21:45 PM »

Blockhead · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:23:44 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on October 13, 2009, 05:07:12 PM

I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of RIMJOBS and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...

What does Hany have to do with this?

- Block!

noworries · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:30:59 PM »

Will you get your IFBB Pro Card too?

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:32:18 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on October 13, 2009, 05:07:12 PM

barebacking and bug chasing parties.

Sounds more fun than hanging with a crew drinking rolling rocks in the parking lot

pugalist666 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:32:59 PM »

does he drive a blue van ?

clued-up · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:36:48 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on October 13, 2009, 05:07:12 PM

I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...

go for it...