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Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:32:44 PM »

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 08:38:46 PM »
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 08:54:30 PM »
It was a hoax! Listen to the child admit 'We did it for the show' just as he farts. So trashy!

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 09:21:27 PM »
FORT COLLINS, Colo. —  The 6-year-old Colorado boy thought to have floated off in a homemade balloon has raised questions whether it might have been a family stunt.

During a live interview on CNN, Falcon Heene said he heard his family calling his name as he hid in the rafters of their garage. At the time, there was a frantic effort to bring down the balloon safely.

Falcon's father asked, "Why didn't you come out?" The boy answered, "You had said we did this for a show."

After the CNN interview, the father said he didn't know what his son meant.

Click here for photos of the balloon.

The boys' parents have appeared twice in the ABC reality show "Wife Swap." The show promoted the Heene family as storm chasers who also "devote their time to scientific experiments that include looking for extraterrestrials and building a research-gathering flying saucer to send into the eye of the storm."

Richard Heene adamantly has denied the notion that the whole thing was a big publicity stunt.

Before the interview, a local sheriff in Fort Collins, Colo., said there was no evidence of a hoax.

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 09:24:17 PM »
Those guys should be sued for such bullshit

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 09:41:03 PM »
Sued? How about spayed and neutered, respectively? Then, they won't spread their ill seed. :)
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 09:47:34 PM »
Toss the fucks in jail.

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 09:50:38 PM »
Richard Heene, in addition to attaining a level of reality TV fame on ABC's "Wife Swap," has his own amateur video series on YouTube in which he sizes up various pop culture phenomena.

For each topic, from the Loch Ness monster to Britney Spears' chest, he asks the question "fake or real?"

But on Thursday, Heene's family was caught up in a real-life drama that raised the same question, as Colorado authorities feared his son was trapped in a runaway flying balloon only to discover after the balloon crashed that the boy had been hiding, safe at home the whole time.

A reporter even asked Heene afterward if the whole thing was a big publicity stunt, which he adamantly denied.

"That's horrible after the crap we just went through. No," he said

Mystified authorities had launched a ground search for the boy after the flying balloon he was believed to have been trapped in crashed without him inside. The mystery was solved later when the boy, Falcon Heene, came out of hiding to see his mother, Mayumi Heene, who was sitting on the couch.

Authorities had never looked in the attic where the boy was hiding.

"It was a miracle to see him," Mayumi Heene said told reporters while clutching her three boys, including Falcon.

His father said they were working on an experimental craft.

"I call it the 3D LAV, a low-altitude vehicle for people to pull out of their garage and hover above traffic for about 50 or 100 feet," he told reported. "It's very early stages of the invention."

Richard Heene's "Fake or Real" videos are little more than amusing first-person rants, delivered solo directly into the camera and typically lasting barely a minute.

In one video, dated Jan. 18, 2008, Heene takes on the airplane crash that killed John F. Kennedy Jr.


"I don't know why it would make any sense to me," Heene says, while driving in a car.

It often is difficult to tell if Heene is joking or being serious. In another clip he makes fun of people who say they see life on Mars.

"I want you guys to let me know," he says before going into a five minute tirade with a NASA photo of Mars' surface on his computer screen.

Using computer photo software he zooms in on random images and points out what could be "signs of life" — a bone, a skeleton key, eyes, high-rise buildings and a miniature skull, just to name a few.

Chiropractors, teleportation inventors and even Hilary Clinton (is she a reptile?) face similar treatment through Heene's lens.

Click here to watch some of the videos on YouTube.

But Heene's brief "Fake or Real" segments are only appetizers compared to some of the other video productions in which has been involved.

Heene also is part of a Web site called thepsyiencedetectives.co m. Videos on YouTube show him and two others debating science and pseudo-science issues, such as UFOs, as if auditioning for both Comedy Central and the Discovery Channel.

But while the Web site is prominently displayed and referred to during their videos, a search for the site Thursday night turned up a blank page.

The family also has been featured on local TV station for their somewhat interesting "family vacations" — storm chasing.

"What my kids learn from these storms and what they walk away with is the fact that these storms can be very deadly," Heene tells TV station KMGH in video posted on YouTube. "They see what happens when houses are caught in the path of destruction. Now, we always avoided paths of destruction when we go."

On the videos the children are seen photographing the storms and being extremely active in the chasing process.

"I feel like I need to share this with him," Heene told the station, adding that safety is always his first priority.

In a 2007 interview with The Denver Post, Richard Heene described becoming a storm chaser after a tornado ripped off a roof where he was working as a contractor and said he once flew a plane around Hurricane Wilma's perimeter in 2005.

Pursuing bad weather was a family activity, with the children coming along as the father sought evidence to prove his theory that rotating storms create their own magnetic fields.

Although Heene said he had no specialized training, the family had a computer tracking system in its car and a special motorcycle.

His family has been featured twice on the ABC series "Wife Swap," first on Oct. 3, 2008, and again when the family was voted back for the 100th episode of the show, which aired on March 13, 2009.

The Web site ABC used to promote "Wife Swap" portrays the family members as thrill-seekers.

"When the Heene family aren't chasing storms, they devote their time to scientific experiments that include looking for extraterrestrials and building a research-gathering flying saucer to send into the eye of the storm," the Web site said.

The Heenes were criticized for their chaotic parenting style when Karen Martel of Connecticut entered the household as the new "wife." Martel's husband runs a child-proofing business, and she knew a thing or two about safety.

According to a recap on TVRage.com, the 100th episode finds two families swapping with each other who are returning by a viewers vote.

"One mom believes she is psychic and can speak with the dead, plus has control over the weather. The other is a family of storm chasing science-enthusiasts. The kids in the families will face off in a table meeting"


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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 10:51:43 PM »
Listen to this liar go! Amazing...

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 05:25:36 AM »
I watched that balloon on the TV News last night - it was quite mesmerising, watching it flying through the air wondering where and how it would land. Good stuff.

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2009, 05:33:43 AM »
how the hell does this guy earn a living?

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2009, 06:09:32 AM »
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2009, 06:17:22 AM »
They should have to repay all the money it cost for the search.  Just like I think idiots who get lost in the wilderness, or who ski in forbidden places, should have to pay it back too.  Dumbasses.

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2009, 07:27:25 AM »
! Listen to the child admit 'We did it for the show' just as he farts. So trashy!



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I have been laughing about this for 5 minutes!  THank you ;D ;D
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2009, 07:42:07 AM »


I have been laughing about this for 5 minutes!  THank you ;D ;D
Damn I was just in Fort Collins must have missed it all

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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2009, 08:58:13 PM »
I have been laughing about this for 5 minutes!  THank you ;D ;D

Glad I could oblige! You made me watch it again just thinking about it! LMAO!

You know that later on the child was vomiting, right? Perhaps his stomach went bad and we were hearing the first rumbles! Poor thing!

His pop and mum need an ass whipping though!
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2009, 09:03:44 PM »
Was the kid oiled up and wearing a thong, while this shit was going on?




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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2009, 11:25:30 AM »
Glad I could oblige! You made me watch it again just thinking about it! LMAO!

You know that later on the child was vomiting, right? Perhaps his stomach went bad and we were hearing the first rumbles! Poor thing!

Yeah.  Poor kid :(

I saw it again on the news and listened for the fart thinking they'd remove it.  They didn't  ;D
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2009, 11:42:29 AM »
Was the kid oiled up and wearing a thong, while this shit was going on?




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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2009, 11:44:23 AM »
god that father should be sent up in the ballon for real for pulling this bullshit
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2009, 03:09:47 PM »
god that father should be sent up in the ballon for real for pulling this bullshit
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2009, 03:39:31 PM »
I wish someone would kill him on air with a sniper rifle. The man doesn't know when to give up. ADmit you've lied and let your family retain some sense of pride and decent morality. Right now, he's setting his children up to become utter scumbags. To him, anything you do and say is okay as long as you get what you want. His wife is a classic enabler and a codependent. The children have no chance.
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2009, 04:27:02 PM »
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Re: Balloon Boy On Wifeswap
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2009, 04:39:59 PM »
Here is the home video of the ballon takeoff, WOW fuckin liars  >:(  

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