Guys, do I have a problem?
I have bought over $4,000 in supplements this year. I bought 3 sets of posing trunks.
I don't go to a gym nor do i work out elsewhere. I often put on impromptu bodybuilding shows in my basement, with only me there.
I saved the olympia webcast, and i pretend like bob chick's announcing me . So every time he mentions a competitor, i pretend like i'm walking out and i hit the mandatories. so i'm anyone from jay cutler to troy alves.
I do this daily. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day, often while wearing my posing trunks. The other day, a guy at work goes "what the fuck is that???" and points at some sparkle sticking out of my jeans. I told him "it's for the ladies". I later snuck into the cafeteria, locked the door, and posed while looking at my own reflection in the coffee pot.
What do you think?
