Author Topic: Where's BeachBum? (Read 6942 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **on:** October 19, 2009, 04:05:52 PM »

Which one of you scared him away?

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2009, 04:10:56 PM »

I dunno $:-\$ give him some time, maybe family problems or just taking a break from the board or something else. He'll probably be back.

MB_722 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2009, 04:30:03 PM »

they all come back

Skip8282 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:11:53 PM »

Let's get a CT theory going.

I heard The Luke managed to convince BB to accompany him on a trek through Maine in search of the elusive Bigfoot...

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:22:23 PM »

Quote from: Skip8282 on October 19, 2009, 05:11:53 PM

Let's get a CT theory going.

I heard The Luke managed to convince BB to accompany him on a trek through Maine in search of the elusive Bigfoot...

this is true, but he was supposed to be back from that trip weeks ago.

Skip8282 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:59:59 PM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on October 19, 2009, 05:22:23 PM

this is true, but he was supposed to be back from that trip weeks ago.

Alright, I've been analyzing The Luke's postings during the month of October. In the early part of the month, he used the word "got" completely out of place. At first, it didn't stand out, but now, I'm not so sure.

Somewhere around the 5th or 6th, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "H". And around the 7th of the month, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "I".

Now, in the following post, he clearly puts an "M" in the wrong place:

Quote from: The Luke on October 08, 2009, 06:49:50 PM

...invariably turn out to be police/governemt agents.

The Luke

Now, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, spells the word "government" in a backward, half-ass, semi-literate, mostly retarded manner such as that. Clearly, it was intentional.

Putting the pieces of the puzzle together is eerie:

Got HIM...

I wonder who The Luke reports to??

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2009, 06:10:33 PM »

Quote from: Skip8282 on October 19, 2009, 05:59:59 PM

Alright, I've been analyzing The Luke's postings during the month of October. In the early part of the month, he used the word "got" completely out of place. At first, it didn't stand out, but now, I'm not so sure.

Somewhere around the 5th or 6th, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "H". And around the 7th of the month, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "I".

Now, in the following post, he clearly puts an "M" in the wrong place:

Now, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, spells the word "government" in a backward, half-ass, semi-literate, mostly retarded manner such as that. Clearly, it was intentional.

Putting the pieces of the puzzle together is eerie:

Got HIM...

I wonder who The Luke reports to??

oh no... oh noooooo..... I think you nailed it

RIP BB....

2ND COMING · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2009, 06:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Skip8282 on October 19, 2009, 05:59:59 PM

Alright, I've been analyzing The Luke's postings during the month of October. In the early part of the month, he used the word "got" completely out of place. At first, it didn't stand out, but now, I'm not so sure.

Somewhere around the 5th or 6th, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "H". And around the 7th of the month, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "I".

Now, in the following post, he clearly puts an "M" in the wrong place:

Now, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, spells the word "government" in a backward, half-ass, semi-literate, mostly retarded manner such as that. Clearly, it was intentional.

Putting the pieces of the puzzle together is eerie:

Got HIM...

I wonder who The Luke reports to??

ehhhh...A for effort i guess

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2009, 06:48:27 PM »

BB has been lost to a bigger BB

Skip8282 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2009, 06:48:54 PM »

Quote from: 2ND COMING on October 19, 2009, 06:26:45 PM

ehhhh...A for effort i guess

You're ignoring the obvious. Look at this quote from The Luke. He left us clues, we just didn't catch them.

Quote from: The Luke on November 13, 2008, 12:37:59 PM

...yep. With redundant duplication.

For example:
The total count of godmen who rose from the dead after 3 days is 34 (I think). Off the top of my head I can name several:
-Hercules
-Mithras
-Achilles
-Tammuz
-Horus
-Osiris
-Attis
-Dionysus
-Bacchus
-Alexander the Great (in his guise of a solar deity)

...all of which predate Christianity.

Before McWay makes a fool of himself here erroneously correcting me, I'm referring to the Mystery Religion versions of these gods (not the classical folklore version which often differs).

The Luke

MB_722 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:07:03 PM »

on the beach?

2ND COMING · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:10:51 PM »

Quote from: Skip8282 on October 19, 2009, 06:48:54 PM

You're ignoring the obvious. Look at this quote from The Luke. He left us clues, we just didn't catch them.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:29:40 PM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on October 19, 2009, 06:48:27 PM

BB has been lost to a bigger BB

what, no laughs at my lame joke

Skip8282 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:42:14 PM »

I'm now suspecting that The Luke may have pushed BB in front of that goddamn Yeti while making a quick escape. It would explain a lot. HH6 and 333386 may have to do a recon mission. I'll check google earth for some more clues.

Skip8282 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:43:12 PM »

In all seriousness, I hope the dude's alright.

You guys have a good night!!

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:43:25 PM »

Quote from: Skip8282 on October 19, 2009, 05:59:59 PM

Alright, I've been analyzing The Luke's postings during the month of October. In the early part of the month, he used the word "got" completely out of place. At first, it didn't stand out, but now, I'm not so sure.

Somewhere around the 5th or 6th, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "H". And around the 7th of the month, he "supposedly" misspelled a word with the letter "I".

Now, in the following post, he clearly puts an "M" in the wrong place:

Now, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, spells the word "government" in a backward, half-ass, semi-literate, mostly retarded manner such as that. Clearly, it was intentional.

Putting the pieces of the puzzle together is eerie:

Got HIM...

I wonder who The Luke reports to??

HAHA

MB_722 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:48:11 PM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on October 19, 2009, 07:29:40 PM

what, no laughs at my lame joke

hahaha

Straw Man · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:56:28 PM »

Maybe he was raptured

or

since we know he advocates showering with young boys for the express purpose of preventing gayness maybe he's become a guest of the state

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2009, 06:14:02 AM »

Quote from: Straw Man on October 19, 2009, 07:56:28 PM

since we know he advocates showering with young boys for the express purpose of preventing gayness maybe he's become a guest of the state

Is this a joke? You can't be serious.

loco · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2009, 07:31:21 AM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on October 20, 2009, 06:14:02 AM

Is this a joke? You can't be serious.

Straw Man is lying! That's a reference to something Dr. James Dobson supposedly said in response to a question on some blog.

Beach Bum said he disagreed with James Dobson on this.

Straw Man · « **Reply #20 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:58:41 AM »

Quote from: loco on October 20, 2009, 07:31:21 AM

Straw Man is lying! That's a reference to something Dr. James Dobson supposedly said in response to a question on some blog.

Beach Bum said he disagreed with James Dobson on this.

my recollection is that Bum completely agreed with it

Straw Man · « **Reply #21 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:16:20 AM »

Quote from: loco on October 20, 2009, 07:31:21 AM

Straw Man is lying! That's a reference to something Dr. James Dobson supposedly said in response to a question on some blog.

Beach Bum said he disagreed with James Dobson on this.

click the link and then press Control F and put in the word "shower" and you'll find the section where the "Docter" prescribes showering with your son so that he can see your adult penis and, here's where it get's nutty, that this will prevent him from being gay

Here's the good doctors complete prescription for the prevention of gayness: Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

Quote from: Straw Man on March 07, 2007, 10:55:47 PM

this is the link to Dobson's advice on how treat and (presumably even better) prevent homosexuality.

It might be closer to 3/5ths than 1/2 down the page. I don't know how to highlight it inside the link but I did excerpt the paragraph. The rest of it is equally nutty (IMO)

http://www.focusonthefamily.com/docstudy/newsletters/A000000264.cfm

Quote from: Beach Bum on March 08, 2007, 07:25:00 AM

This time? I read the link with Dr. Dobson's discussion of homosexuality and his analysis makes sense to me. I'm a big fan of his.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #22 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:08:08 AM »

Well isn't that just all Republican-y? Showering with little boys.

loco · « **Reply #23 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:25:58 AM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on March 08, 2007, 07:22:49 AM

Okay. I read it. He doesn't say showing your son your penis will prevent homosexuality.

Great read though.

Butterbean · « **Reply #24 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:34:20 AM »

I looked around at that thread and here is what Beach said:

Quote from: Beach Bum on March 08, 2007, 07:25:00 AM

This time? I read the link with Dr. Dobson's discussion of homosexuality and his analysis makes sense to me. I'm a big fan of his.

Looks to me like he is saying Dobson's analysis of homosexuality makes sense to him.

Not that:

Quote from: Straw Man on October 19, 2009, 07:56:28 PM

he advocates showering with young boys for the express purpose of preventing gayness