Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves

[Marty Champions]

would keeping the microwave on while keeping it open expose you to endless vitamin d like frum sonlight?

[Signifying Monkey]

you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open

[kimura]

your autonomic nervous system will not like this one bit

[Signifying Monkey]

your autonomic nervous system will not like this one bit

you don't know that.  Johnny falcon is about to go where no man has gone before

[disturbia]

you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open

I lol'd ,....even though its such an owning

[Dr Kincaid]

Didn't one of them little critters get killed in Gremlins by something like this?

[kimura]

you don't know that.  Johnny falcon is about to go where no man has gone before

True - it's an unqualified guess.  Falcon, please let us know the outcome.  I am sure the folks in occupational medicine and toxicology will want to know, too.

-Kim

[wes mantooth]

oh course its ok!!! how do you think soap was invented......silly falcon!

[MB_722]

yes.

[garebear]

Put a chocolate bar in your pocket and check on it regularly. If it melts, close the door.

[haider]

you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open

I almost spit my coffee all over the keyboard, LOL!!  Keep it up Johnny, do let us know what the results are.

[physicsgeek]

You should worry about developing cataracts experimenting with an open microwave. This I would be most concerned of.

[chaos]

you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open

Put a pencil in the little hole that the door closes in.

[240 is Back]

I pack more heat than a microwave door.

[oldman]

no problem, first dry your poodle off.  next, try inserting your head, if it fits...

[Rami]

would keeping the microwave on while keeping it open expose you to endless vitamin d like frum sonlight?

Holy sh-t! I wouldn't mess with that to find out! I think it's bad for you.

Although I had an microwave from the 70's when they first started to make them and it had a small hole in the back of it.

[kiwiol]

Put a pencil in the little hole that the door closes in.

LOL

Have you seen "The last house on the left"? It's got a nice scene of a hot-headed guy who gets even more "hot-headed" in the end.

[Signifying Monkey]

Holy sh-t! I wouldn't mess with that to find out! I think it's bad for you.

Although I had an microwave from the 70's when they first started to make them and it had a small hole in the back of it.

you don't know that it's bad for you.  have you ever tried it?

[Rami]

you don't know that it's bad for you.  have you ever tried it?

I said I think it is bad for you. I don't know, my mind tells me it is not good.

[wes mantooth]

you don't know that it's bad for you.  have you ever tried it?

no, its quite good. it builds immunities within the body. i just read it kills the H1M1 virus....

they are testing "open microwave" technology in Europe.....some anti cancer shit.....

[Signifying Monkey]

I said I think it is bad for you. I don't know, my mind tells me it is not good.

your mind is fearful.  be courageous and maybe your microwave will turn you into a superhero

[Rami]

your mind is fearful.  be courageous and maybe your microwave will turn you into a superhero

Maybe you are right, I am open minded...

[chaos]

your mind is fearful.  be courageous and maybe your microwave will turn you into a superhero

Get to it then superman, we all anxiously await your results.

[Signifying Monkey]

Get to it then superman, we all anxiously await your results.

you seem very knowledgeable about the logistics. Perhaps you should go first

[evandatp]

Yes, of course it's OK.

It's even beneficial for reptilians & falcons. The higher the wattage the microwave the better for you.

And make sure you wipe yourself down with apple cider vinegar beforehand. You'll get a golden tan to go with all the Vitamin D.