hey guys, i just remembered a funny thing that happened to me in college.
we had a party at the house and our dates were sitting there. some marijuana was smoked and beers were had. we're sitting there giggling like idiots. my roommates date was straight edge and she was not having a good time at all. we're still laughing 30 minutes later (god knows what was in that stuff). she stands up, slaps the shit out of him and says "i'm going to the bathroom". she never came back.
that night my roommate called his booty call. i got a handjob from my date so we're laying in the bunk bed under them. all we could hear was him spitting and her going "it's still dry". i started laughing again and he goes "yeah it's fucking hilarious, her pussy's dry".
