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JasonH

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If you could make a bodybuilding DVD.....
« on: October 23, 2009, 06:45:10 AM »
....what would want it to look like and what would you call it?

Would it be solely in black and white like Dorian's "Blood and Guts", or in glorious technicolor like Ronnie's "Cost of Redemption"?

Any special effects, editing, graphics etc?
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Re: If you could make a bodybuilding DVD.....
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 06:46:32 AM »
I would make sure to include quick features of the village people when I carry muscly men on my back, all oiled up.
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Re: If you could make a bodybuilding DVD.....
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 06:50:44 AM »
Nice.

My video would be shot in a giant industrial warehouse in sepia or black and white tone with doves flying behind me a la John Woo movies as I walk in slow motion into the gym. I would then have fireworks and pyrotechnics kicking off as I performed my 20-rep breathing squats, shot from a multitude of different angles whilst Metallica rocked it in the background.
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Re: If you could make a bodybuilding DVD.....
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 07:02:20 AM »
It would feature many top bodybuilders. They would all be well oiled, and train in thongs. I would make them train their glutes (often neglected bodypart).
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Re: If you could make a bodybuilding DVD.....
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 07:31:59 AM »
I would call it Bodybuilding fanboys.. with six 1 day scenes:

Earl1972 with Levrone (they go watch Redline together with no sound and Earl says all the lines of the movie)

Wiggs with Kai Greene (Mutual sensual message with exotic oil)

Hulkster with Ronnie (Hulkster doing various house work in waitress dress at Ronnie's home)

Sheriff with Nasser (they discuss a new soiled underwear collection and how to market it)

BigBobs with Nasser (actual mutual BB training)

Sevastase with Kai Greene. (they go together to a Romanian gay club to pick up prostitutes).

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I am sure the above will attract investor money for the production of the DVD from several GetBig millionaires
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Re: If you could make a bodybuilding DVD.....
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 07:57:46 AM »
I'd make a porn instead :)
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