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jehwit

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Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« on: October 23, 2009, 12:30:10 PM »
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 12:34:24 PM »
it tries to give hope to those who lost all hope so that they can get on with there lives after tragedies.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 01:03:23 PM »
it means that you believe that one day Jesus will come down to earth in a spaceship and kill all the non-believers which will be about 4.5 billion or so and the rest will life a life of luxury in heaven. 

It also means that you hate fags, people of colour and bomb abortion clinics.

It really is a religion of peace   :-\
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 01:07:17 PM »
I have been meeting Jehova's witnesses for a while now, they are trying to convert me. They are fucking dumb. They can't understand the simplest logic in my arguments.  ::) Or they just block it.  ::)
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 02:20:34 PM »
have you sent them any of your Branch stories?
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jehwit

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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 02:24:04 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on October 23, 2009, 01:07:17 PM
I have been meeting Jehova's witnesses for a while now, they are trying to convert me. They are fucking dumb. They can't understand the simplest logic in my arguments.  ::) Or they just block it.  ::)

Maybe it's you?
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2009, 03:05:56 PM »
I should post the Tshirthell shirt for this
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 03:17:35 PM »
 ;)
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2009, 03:23:32 PM »
they are not bad people, only misinformed
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 03:25:46 PM »
It makes sluts not feel so bad for letting guys ride a train on them ;D
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2009, 03:26:58 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on October 23, 2009, 01:07:17 PM
I have been meeting Jehova's witnesses for a while now, they are trying to convert me. They are fucking dumb. They can't understand the simplest logic in my arguments.  ::) Or they just block it.  ::)

That goes for all religions dude...
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2009, 03:37:07 PM »
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2009, 03:39:33 PM »
well.. i think i know what it means, and i could tell you.
But since you have scanned the magazine in here i suggest
you open it, read it and make your own decision on the subject
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2009, 03:45:08 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on October 23, 2009, 03:26:58 PM
That goes for all religions dude...

Yeah I know. But this is like my only time I have talked to religious people so it's kinda special for me.  ;D

One good one was our discussion about free will.

Me: I don't know, I don't think we have free will, it's mostly illusion, we make our choises based on our experiences and things we are born with. There is no "greater thing" guiding us, only the already set parameters we do our things based on.
The idiot: But you can close your eyes when you are driving in a heavy traffic, don't you?
Me: Yeah, but how does that...
The idiot: So you can make choises.
Me: Yeah, but again, how does that refute anything?
The idiot: We can make choises based on our free will. If you read the Bible, this comes clear.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2009, 03:47:26 PM »
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2009, 03:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on October 23, 2009, 03:47:26 PM


I won't listen to that. Hell March 1 all the way.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2009, 03:52:43 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on October 23, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
I won't listen to that. Hell March 1 all the way.
they both are awesome.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2009, 04:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on October 23, 2009, 03:23:32 PM
they are not bad people, only misinformed

BS !!!  I have many experiences that refute that statement and it crossed over several Kingdom Halls so it wasn't some isolated case.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2009, 06:05:57 PM »
I'll feel born again this morning about 3:00am  ;)
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2009, 07:29:04 PM »
jehwit: Is masturbation a sin? Sincere question.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2009, 07:42:06 PM »
Jehovah witnesses do not believe in the true Jesus of the Bible. Their version of Jesus has different characteristics and qualities of the true Jesus.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2009, 08:05:15 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on October 23, 2009, 07:42:06 PM
Jehovah witnesses do not believe in the true Jesus of the Bible. Their version of Jesus has different characteristics and qualities of the true Jesus.

How is that? I think their version is the most correct one. If you read the Bible it's quite clear Jesus is not God...
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2009, 08:08:29 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on October 23, 2009, 08:05:15 PM
If you read the Bible it's quite clear Jesus is not God...

you are going to hell according to christians. you have not been born again.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2009, 08:11:54 PM »
Quote from: james001 on October 23, 2009, 08:08:29 PM
you are going to hell according to christians. you have not been born again.

Oh no.  ::) I will never believe that crap. Everything I say about the Bible is my interperation of mythology.
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Re: Born Again: What Does It Mean?
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2009, 08:14:15 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on October 23, 2009, 08:11:54 PM
Oh no.  ::) I will never believe that crap. Everything I say about the Bible is my interperation of mythology.

Enjoy your time now.. You could be doing the backstroke in the lake of fire at any moment. 
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