Author Topic: The Latest News about Nasser's Book.. (Read 2065 times)

Just got off the phone with Nasser. He said right now he's learning how to read. After he gets that taking care of he's gonna write a book, most likely you will be able to color it in.

Tyr · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:23:37 AM »

Quote from: RJ DRIVER on October 25, 2009, 06:16:37 AM

Just got off the phone with Nasser. He said right now he's learning how to read. After he gets that taking care of he's gonna write a book, most likely you will be able to color it in.

Nasser has problems focusing - his eyes and in general

His lack of focus is why he tapered off after his 2-3 key years of bodybuilding.
His version of the truth differs from reality - distorted like his eyesight

Matterhorn · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:26:15 AM »

Oh? So, you were not invited to his book promo soiree???

Tyr · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:28:33 AM »

Quote from: Matterhorn on October 25, 2009, 06:26:15 AM

Oh? So, you were not invited to his book promo soiree???

That would be what nasser would look like once he stops juicing for ego purposes.

oh wait...my mistake. That old man looks healthier with more hair than nasser

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2009, 07:23:26 AM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on October 25, 2009, 06:02:44 AM

What tips would he give ? how to ruin a back? his back there is good nothing special

his back there was very good, yes of course not dorian's or ronnie's level...

we can ask dorian too to write a book about how to injure your muscles

Tyr · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2009, 07:49:37 AM »

Nasser's book should be titled:

Bitter laments from the second tier: the Sonbaty tragedy.

Contents will include

1) How to destroy your body using steroid cocktails
2) How to use synthol and lie about it.
3) Doctors? We don't need no steenkin' doctors - call your mother.
4) Backstabbing and wifebeating at the 2nd tier
5) How to build a schmoe clientele - one soiled underoo at a time.
6) How to start a jihadist movement to defend your failures.

All that and more
order now.

Method101 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2009, 07:52:30 AM »

i would buy this book, i just find the bodybuilding industry hilarious and Nasser is not short of stories.

Normal people would not understand it though, they think bodybuilding = gay/steroids, they don't realise the hilarity they miss on the getbig boards lol.

Nasser's training tips may be somewhat usefull though aslong as hes not reccomending a diet of bannanas.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2009, 07:56:11 AM »

Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on October 25, 2009, 07:23:26 AM

his back there was very good, yes of course not dorian's or ronnie's level...

we can ask dorian too to write a book about how to injure your muscles

Always looking to divert the topic to Dorian when pointing out the obvious flaws with Nasser. BTW Dorian already has two books out

his back was good ONLY when he was lighter the heavier he became the worse it looked therefore he went beyond his ideal and couldn't ever bring it all together

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:02:00 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2009, 07:49:37 AM

Nasser's book should be titled:

Bitter laments from the second tier: the Sonbaty tragedy.

Contents will include

1) How to destroy your body using steroid cocktails
2) How to use synthol and lie about it.
3) Doctors? We don't need no steenkin' doctors - call your mother.
4) Backstabbing and wifebeating at the 2nd tier
5) How to build a schmoe clientele - one soiled underoo at a time.
6) How to start a jihadist movement to defend your failures.

All that and more
order now.

GOLD

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:09:59 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2009, 07:49:37 AM

Nasser's book should be titled:

Bitter laments from the second tier: the Sonbaty tragedy.

Contents will include

1) How to destroy your body using steroid cocktails
2) How to use synthol and lie about it.
3) Doctors? We don't need no steenkin' doctors - call your mother.
4) Backstabbing and wifebeating at the 2nd tier
5) How to build a schmoe clientele - one soiled underoo at a time.
6) How to start a jihadist movement to defend your failures.

All that and more
order now.

A low blow at the team Nasser members right there. Quality post

nycbull · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2009, 10:55:09 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2009, 07:49:37 AM

Nasser's book should be titled:

Bitter laments from the second tier: the Sonbaty tragedy.

Contents will include

1) How to destroy your body using steroid cocktails
2) How to use synthol and lie about it.
3) Doctors? We don't need no steenkin' doctors - call your mother.
4) Backstabbing and wifebeating at the 2nd tier
5) How to build a schmoe clientele - one soiled underoo at a time.
6) How to start a jihadist movement to defend your failures.

All that and more
order now.

they wont recover from this

Meso_z · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:42:54 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2009, 07:49:37 AM

Nasser's book should be titled:

Bitter laments from the second tier: the Sonbaty tragedy.

Contents will include

1) How to destroy your body using steroid cocktails
2) How to use synthol and lie about it.
3) Doctors? We don't need no steenkin' doctors - call your mother.
4) Backstabbing and wifebeating at the 2nd tier
5) How to build a schmoe clientele - one soiled underoo at a time.
6) How to start a jihadist movement to defend your failures.

All that and more
order now.

hahahah!