You always pay for sex.
always? how? It hasn't felt like that with my marriage and we're at 10 years now. The only down has been after having a kid when hormones/moods change and it's not bad, just less activity than before. I know way to much info
I don't see it as paying for, it's been bonus bonus imo and I'm sure I'm more happy than if I were single, not getting any and not having experienced longterm love and family.
I know you might be kidding around but I answered serious since many actually do say this. Bill Maher for example.