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I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2009, 09:59:23 AM »
I have classes in which I am the trainer in addition I have speakers...Get your tickets now, this is sure to sell out fast!

Transgender Appreciation, Having Your Cake and Eating It Too  :D....featuring Sasha and Shawn Ray

How to Love Black People One At a Time, guest speakers Wiggs, Parker,

Mystery! Do Round Eyes See Better Than Slants? Featuring Kyomu

Jews and you, featuring Special Ed.

How to speak "Mexican" and part II entitled Invasion, featuring Undignified Monkey

Assimilate or Die resistance is futile, featuring Babbu and Sheriff

Double Whammy, being a minority and gay, featuring Bay and Vince

Don't judge me I needed the money, featuring, 75% of the athletes from the IFBB

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Re: I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2009, 10:06:40 AM »
i'm his top graduate

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Re: I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2009, 10:07:24 AM »
Maybe your diversity training and my voilent gangbang can come together?

What you say mista?

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Re: I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2009, 10:12:25 AM »
BULLSHIT!

the bear wouldn't stand a chance, a gorilla would win easily
tank u jesus

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« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2009, 10:46:13 AM »
Coach, what's your view Crossfit?

I've been considering giving it a try, but I can't help but think that it's just military phys for affliction t-shirt wearing types.

I don't think much of crossfit at all. That being said crossfit is as good as it's instructors and most of the instructors follow a crossfit protocol. For example, this.....

The "official" CrossFit Warm-up is in the April 2003 CrossFit Journal.

3 rounds of 10-15 reps of
Samson Stretch (do the Samson Stretch once each round for 15-30 seconds)
Overhead Squat with broomstick
Sit-up
Back-extension
Pull-up
Dip
Note that for a workout that's dip or pullup-centric, you might want to do something else in the warmup.

Using this as an example of a warm-up, this is rediculous for the type of workouts they do.

1. You never stretch before a warm-up, you stretch AFTER.

2. Exept for the overhead squat, there is no mobility warm-up, no kind of activation work.

The idea of doing power exercises (olympic lifts) as part of volume training is absurd at best. It's designed for stimulating the CNS and creating explosive power, not muscular endurance. It's takes along time to perfect an olympic lift and these clowns try to teach it in one workout.

Also, the idea of these "muscle up" movements are dangerous at best. Unless you're a gymnast, don't do them.

The positive side of crossfit, might be the conditioning. Also, they have a great selection of exercises, they just have to learn how to apply them. Crossfit has been sued numerous times for injury related things and now has to be self-ensured. When ever a company has to self-ensure....it's not a good thing!

Anyway, those are just a few of the reasons why I'm against crossfit. They're only as good as the instructor.

 

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Re: I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2009, 10:52:58 AM »
I have classes in which I am the trainer in addition I have speakers...Get your tickets now, this is sure to sell out fast!

Transgender Appreciation, Having Your Cake and Eating It Too  :D....featuring Sasha and Shawn Ray

How to Love Black People One At a Time, guest speakers Wiggs, Parker,

Mystery! Do Round Eyes See Better Than Slants? Featuring Kyomu

Jews and you, featuring Special Ed.

How to speak "Mexican" and part II entitled Invasion, featuring Undignified Monkey

Assimilate or Die resistance is futile, featuring Babbu and Sheriff

Double Whammy, being a minority and gay, featuring Bay and Vince

Don't judge me I needed the money, featuring, 75% of the athletes from the IFBB

 8) ;D

From the teachings of Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakan and Jesse Jackson?

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Re: I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2009, 10:55:30 AM »
Will you be heading the "How to fuck a pre-op tranny and still think you're heterosexual" segment, Wiggs?

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Re: I'm available for camsex with your ma
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2009, 11:27:12 AM »
Most times you hide your genius remarkably well. ;D

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« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2009, 11:34:13 AM »
Inquire within with proof of Tribe membership (either bank account statement or Bar/Bat Mitzvah photo); all sexes and races considered.


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« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2009, 11:47:45 AM »
Don't forget to tune into Off Topic Radio tonite at 8pm EST.... ;D



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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2009, 11:48:34 AM »
Ed, what happened to us man?  What happened to the days when Blacks and Jews walking side-by-side fighting the good fight?
Jesse and Louie fucked everything up and it's been pretty much shit since...

This relationship needs to be mended. There is much to accomplish and greatness to be achieved with the two great persecuted races.  It starts with us friend.  Right here, right now on a bodybuilding board. Black and Jew, poor and rich  ;D, hoarder and devourer  ;D.  We can change things and make America better 8)



*All thugged up negroes, negras and separatist Jews need not apply*
Not valid in the South or Midwest
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Re: I'm available for camsex with your ma
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2009, 11:53:51 AM »
Most times you hide your genius remarkably well. ;D

are there things?

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Re: I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2009, 11:55:09 AM »
Will you be heading the "How to fuck a pre-op tranny and still think you're heterosexual" segment, Wiggs?

Why would I do that? ???
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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2009, 11:56:59 AM »
Ed, what happened to us man?  What happened to the days when Blacks and Jews walking side-by-side fighting the good fight?
Jesse and Louie fucked everything up and it's been pretty much shit since...

This relationship needs to be mended. There is much to accomplish and greatness to be achieved with the two great persecuted races.  It starts with us friend.  Right here, right now on a bodybuilding board. Black and Jew, poor and rich  ;D, hoarder and devourer  ;D.  We can change things and make America better 8)



*All thugged up negroes, negras and separatist Jews need not apply*
Not valid in the South or Midwest
What are you talking about? Who do you think put a black man in the white house? And what the fuck do Jesse Owens and Louie Armstrong have to do with this? Running and Music are still the black man's domains. I'm confused.
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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2009, 12:01:50 PM »
What are you talking about? Who do you think put a black man in the white house? And what the fuck do Jesse Owens and Louie Armstrong have to do with this? Running and Music are still the black man's domains. I'm confused.

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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #40 on: October 28, 2009, 12:05:34 PM »
racism is just one of thos buttons I cant help myself from pushing  ;D

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Re: I'm available for diversity training....Just PM me
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2009, 12:05:48 PM »
You know you're doing something right, when yours is the only username Wiggsy, the Field Miggsy can't bring himself to not fuck with  ;D

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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #42 on: October 28, 2009, 12:24:49 PM »
On average, Jews are smarter than most other races.

Special Ed's best YouTube clip was "Hey Mr. Spitzer [Hey There Delilah Spoof]":

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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #43 on: October 28, 2009, 12:26:43 PM »
I would be serving at least two years in PRISON if not for Special Ed's legal advice.

PS - this would be almost as bad as Time Out!  :o
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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #44 on: October 28, 2009, 12:27:21 PM »
On average, Jews are smarter than most other races.

Special Ed's best YouTube clip was "Hey Mr. Spitzer [Hey There Delilah Spoof]":



Matt Canning--are you gonna jump on the band wagon and start a thread entitled "I'm available for mass extermination of jews"?

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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #45 on: October 28, 2009, 12:32:04 PM »
Don`t be mean to Matt,he`s  just a poor strawman!!   ;D

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Re: I'm Available for Bat Mitzvahs
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2009, 12:32:18 PM »
Matt Canning--are you gonna jump on the band wagon and start a thread entitled "I'm available for mass extermination of jews"?

The Jewish question intrigues me.  I often wonder if the economic fraud performed disproportionately by Jews [Bernie Madoff most recently] outweighs the good by Jews such as creating the cure for Polio [Jonas Salk] or the anti-white media bias by media which is largely Jewish owned.

Sadly, I don't see racial groups ever really getting along while living together.  As best they ONLY get along.  It's kind of like how most people date within their own race, regardless of what race they are.  People more or less prefer to live in homogeneous societies.  It's just the way it is.

Although the Cultural Marxist fantasy created by Jewish Karl Marx of everyone being equal and everyone getting along definitely appeals to me - it's just that it will never happen.

Sad but true, and no, I don't like it being that way, it just is.
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« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2009, 01:35:40 PM »
$99.95.  I have no experience in this endeavor but have an even 50 posts on getbig to my credit.

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« Reply #48 on: October 28, 2009, 02:59:44 PM »
If you want to know how to be an international mack daddy such as myself.
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« Reply #49 on: October 28, 2009, 03:02:34 PM »
If you want to know how to be an international mack daddy such as myself.
Get buff?
go to any club you want with a designer tshirt and some jeans?
Bang hella chicks?
Be buff some more?
and just be an all around cool guy that has cool friends...?
holla at me
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