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Option D · « **Reply #75 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:13:28 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on October 28, 2009, 04:12:34 PM

big_mal is a cool guy HOWEVER some of the caliber broads shown in these pic's look like they have, legitimately, have tried out for "Real chance of love" and/or "Flava of love"

btw, i'm not trying to be funny- you ask any 5 of dem bitches and I'll guarantee you that two of them have tried out for a reality show on VH!

yeah the one in the blue...her name was danger...she smashed the hommie..from the ray jay show

johnnynoname · « **Reply #76 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:13:53 PM »

the curly haired one in the black dress up in front is way hot

Option D · « **Reply #77 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:16:44 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on October 28, 2009, 04:13:53 PM

the curly haired one in the black dress up in front is way hot

melissa ford...she is a "video vixen"

she got a nice body...she wasnt fuckin with the kid..she like ballers and shit..
but the one in the corner in the blue..her name is monica...but she was on the love of ray jay show..the one right below me is megan good..that broad has a hellified rack...google her..

Parker · « **Reply #78 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:37:00 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on October 28, 2009, 04:16:44 PM

melissa ford...she is a "video vixen"

she got a nice body...she wasnt fuckin with the kid..she like ballers and shit..
but the one in the corner in the blue..her name is monica...but she was on the love of ray jay show..the one right below me is megan good..that broad has a hellified rack...google her..

oh snapple!! Are sayin that Game was right? She'd do anything to get to the Grammy awards?
Man, you had some A class cooter around you. Maybe I should sign up for a starter course...

Wiggs · « **Reply #79 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:46:57 PM »

Man, fuck these hoes...I aint tryin' to whine n' dine a bitch that thinks the world owes her everything. Fuck that! I'd take 7 or an 8 over these bitches and come out with less of a headache. Bitches like these make a n*gga go hood. They're nice to look at and hell to deal with...

benchmstr · « **Reply #80 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:51:38 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on October 28, 2009, 04:46:57 PM

Man, fuck these hoes...I aint tryin' to whine n' dine a bitch that thinks the world owes her everything. Fuck that! I'd take 7 or an 8 over these bitches and come out with less of a headache. Bitches like these make a n*gga go hood. They're nice to look at and hell to deal with...

thats why about a month ago i devoted all my time to the gym, and my motorcycles.....just don't have time for the drama.

i kept asking myself.....is benchmstr gonna haft to choke a bitch?

bench

johnnynoname · « **Reply #81 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:25:38 PM »

melissa ford and I would have amazing kids

johnnynoname · « **Reply #82 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:31:42 PM »

melyssa ford= YOWZA

benchmstr · « **Reply #83 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:37:44 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on October 28, 2009, 05:25:38 PM

melissa ford and I would have amazing kids

she is bigger than you.

bench

johnnynoname · « **Reply #84 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:41:08 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 28, 2009, 05:37:44 PM

she is bigger than you.

bench

i'm okay with that

shit,a bitch that fine i would let her put on a strap on and fuck me

yes......i went there

Tombo · « **Reply #85 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on October 28, 2009, 04:46:57 PM

Man, fuck these hoes...I aint tryin' to whine n' dine a bitch that thinks the world owes her everything. Fuck that! I'd take 7 or an 8 over these bitches and come out with less of a headache. Bitches like these make a n*gga go hood. They're nice to look at and hell to deal with...

American's have butchered the english language

2Thick · « **Reply #86 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:45:24 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on October 28, 2009, 04:16:44 PM

melissa ford...she is a "video vixen"

she got a nice body...she wasnt fuckin with the kid..she like ballers and shit..

What exactly is a "baller"?

Croatch · « **Reply #87 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:46:01 PM »

Fake tits are the absolute worst.
Gives every mediocre slut the allusion she's attractive, and of course, people look.
I myself look, then realize they're fake, then feel sick to my stomach knowing how disgusting humanity has become.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #88 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:46:39 PM »

Quote from: 2Thick on October 28, 2009, 05:45:24 PM

What exactly is a "baller"?

OUTED.............for being a white dude

Lexus II · « **Reply #89 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:58:56 PM »

Big Mal, Looking good. What's your weight/height?

PJim · « **Reply #90 on:** October 28, 2009, 06:18:58 PM »

I will build your venue with all the trimmings, judges table hand-crafted out of cardboard boxes, a guest poser in the shape of TA in his gravity defying suit and I am willing to wear a wig/17th century naval double breasted suit combo to host the thing.

Wiggs · « **Reply #91 on:** October 28, 2009, 06:42:49 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on October 28, 2009, 05:25:38 PM

melissa ford and I would have amazing kids

Let's just hope they don't resemble you in the slightest my little hooked nose homo

johnnynoname · « **Reply #92 on:** October 28, 2009, 06:51:35 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on October 28, 2009, 06:42:49 PM

Let's just hope they don't resemble you in the slightest my little hooked nose homo

my nose is not hooked- it's wide...much like the ones sported by your people, pee-wee

2Thick · « **Reply #93 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:39:53 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on October 28, 2009, 05:46:39 PM

OUTED.............for being an old, nerdy white dude

Fixed.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #94 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:15:14 PM »

what the fuck does "hella" mean? is that like new england talk....wicked?

were slow here down south.......

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #95 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:16:22 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on October 28, 2009, 08:15:14 PM

what the fuck does "hella" mean? is that like new england talk....wicked?

were slow here down south.......

surfer talk that everybody uses now

The ChemistV2 · « **Reply #96 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:37:22 PM »

Yes Mal, I would like to sign up for your program. For many years I was the Universal Heart-throb, Pimp Master, Chick Magnet extrordinaire. Then I got married...divorced..Now, I feel like a 46 year old Lame-ass white guy(although one with a perfect physique and the charisma and magnetism of a dormant superstar). Please Mal..show the way..Help me be the Mack daddy I once was!

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #97 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:45:32 PM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on October 28, 2009, 08:37:22 PM

Yes Mal, I would like to sign up for your program. For many years I was the Universal Heart-throb, Pimp Master, Chick Magnet extrordinaire. Then I got married...divorced..Now, I feel like a 46 year old Lame-ass white guy(although one with a perfect physique and the charisma and magnetism of a dormant superstar). Please Mal..show the way..Help me be the Mack daddy I once was!

at your age, you're going to have to sweeten the pot by laying down a ton of cash. just being honest

mogulgangi · « **Reply #98 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:07:47 PM »

i am a pick up artist...........

ask me anything

dont youtube mystery or read any other dumb book...i have it all

i recently picked her up at a bar......took this pic in my back yard..

wes mantooth · « **Reply #99 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 28, 2009, 08:16:22 PM

surfer talk that everybody uses now

gayer than the "hulkster, im calling for a truce" thread