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Man of Steel · « **Reply #125 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:43:27 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on October 28, 2009, 10:01:51 PM

The mods killed my budding G4P career.

Never give up on your dreams.

BayGBM · « **Reply #126 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:45:36 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 29, 2009, 11:43:27 AM

Never give up on your dreams.

It's not really dead. I'll continue to offer my G4P services via PM as I have in the past. Guys certainly are not shy about asking me how to G4P.

2Thick · « **Reply #127 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:14:16 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on October 28, 2009, 05:31:42 PM

melyssa ford= YOWZA

Most definitely!

@Brandon · « **Reply #128 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:52:14 PM »

Since we have Getbiggers available for all kinds
of things right now.
I decided to help out as well.

It is a form of charity.
It was a long time since I helped strangers,
besides giving them money.

I can help you improving your life, well being, career,
thoughts, relationships, almost any area of your life
even boring questions, like training advice.

This is limited time, free life coaching.

I am not Santa and cant grant wishes.
Example:Goodrum say"I want Ronnie Coleman
to be my best friend"

I have 2 days to help before I have to leave this country
for a trip.

garebear · « **Reply #129 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:56:18 PM »

I'm going on leave from Afghanistan. Should I come back or just go AWOL?

needmoresize · « **Reply #130 on:** October 30, 2009, 12:09:37 AM »

I havent gotten laid in almost a month. How can I change this? Assume I have no game

gordiano · « **Reply #131 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:24:02 AM »

Quote from: needmoresize on October 30, 2009, 12:09:37 AM

I havent gotten laid in almost a month. How can I change this? Assume I have no game

Commit a crime, and be sure to get caught. You'll be getting fucked in no time.....

wavelength · « **Reply #132 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:34:16 AM »

I want 10 million dollars without working, what to do?

@Brandon · « **Reply #133 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:59:14 AM »

Quote from: garebear on October 29, 2009, 11:56:18 PM

I'm going on leave from Afghanistan. Should I come back or just go AWOL?

There must be a reason you don't want to go back.
AWOL have unnecessary consequences.

Plenty of options for you, maybe claiming medical reason for not going back.
Backpain, mental issues, anything you want, just make
a solid plan, follow through with confidence, knowledge and good acting.

@Brandon · « **Reply #134 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:17:32 AM »

Quote from: needmoresize on October 30, 2009, 12:09:37 AM

I havent gotten laid in almost a month. How can I change this? Assume I have no game

Since I don't have the time to teach you any game

If it is just sex within a certain timeframe, nothing else matters then....

Forget dating.
Aim very, very low.
Find your rock bottom limit about how ugly the girl can look and you
would still hit it.

Talk to every fat ugly girl you encouter, when you buy something in a store, they must
listen to you while you pay, they cant run away.

Tell everybody you meet
that you are lonely, your girl left you
last time you got laid was 2years ago.

Ask if they have any friends willing to help.
Ask 1-5000 fat girls and at least one
should give in

Are you sure getting laid will improve your life that much?

If you dont like running around asking 5000 ugly women try this:

Be around them, be comfortable around them. join classes, cooking classes...anything will
lots of females.
Learn that you can do more than just have sex with them.

Sooner or later...at least before you die, i'm sure you will have sex again.

@Brandon · « **Reply #135 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:25:14 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on October 30, 2009, 02:34:16 AM

I want 10 million dollars without working, what to do?

Just save money for 60years.

Then exchange them to Zimbabwe dollars
Voila! There you go 70 Mil without working.

@Brandon · « **Reply #136 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:28:18 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on October 30, 2009, 04:23:20 AM

I'm so glad this is a joke thread because that was the worst advice ever. Wanna get laid? Go clubbing and don't just stand there, socialize.

You are welcome to give advice too.

Imho for him, clubbing is a waste of time.
He have no game at all.

io856 · « **Reply #137 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:33:25 AM »

pffft game lol

wavelength · « **Reply #138 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:56:57 AM »

Quote from: @Brandon on October 30, 2009, 04:25:14 AM

Just save money for 60years.
Then exchange them to Zimbabwe dollars
Voila! There you go 70 Mil without working.

this sucks

@Brandon · « **Reply #139 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:08:02 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on October 30, 2009, 04:56:57 AM

this sucks

10mil is more of a wish, you are not ready for advice yet.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #140 on:** October 30, 2009, 08:57:22 AM »

In the past 20 years, I have given hookers and drug dealers 10's-of-thousands of dollars. What do you recommend?

@Brandon · « **Reply #141 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:19:09 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on October 30, 2009, 08:57:22 AM

In the past 20 years, I have given hookers and drug dealers 10's-of-thousands of dollars. What do you recommend?

I am not sure what you want to improve. (You want your money back?

)

You lived a hedonistic life and have many good memories
I hope.

If you still enjoy it keep doing it(or take it to the next level).

You should know quite a bit about trafficking and supply lines by now,
maybe start dealing and pimpin to combine work with pleasure.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #142 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on October 30, 2009, 04:30:11 AM

Game?! If he speaks to enough women without saying stupid shit he will get laid eventually.

that's game. it's easy for you, easy for me.....not so easy for some people, they get nervous and lock up.

Fury · « **Reply #143 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:31:24 AM »

I'd like to start purchasing Caribbean islands like yourself. How does one go about this?

@Brandon · « **Reply #144 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:41:55 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on October 30, 2009, 09:31:24 AM

I'd like to start purchasing Caribbean islands like yourself. How does one go about this?

Are sure you want to buy 7000 islands?

I recommend you to reevaluate your wish.

How about becoming extremely confident, happy and almost high on life.
I can help with that.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #145 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:44:15 AM »

for a nominal fee (enough to buy a pair of premium jeans and a video game), I will stray your rebellious kids to the "right path"

In this world that is obsessed with perfection and material things, it is easy for us to lose focus on what really matters

fact of this matter is I'm a product of wanting material things/perfection to the point that i can't enjoy somebody else's company or not scream out my own name in the middle of love making

seriously, do you want your son to be another "patrick bateman"-well, then let them see how pathetic i am and I guarentee you that they will sell all there True Religion Jeans and join the Peace Corps the next day

Brought to you by Douchebags for a Better Future

Mars · « **Reply #146 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:52:32 AM »

wavelength · « **Reply #147 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:45:45 AM »

Quote from: @Brandon on October 30, 2009, 05:08:02 AM

10mil is more of a wish, you are not ready for advice yet.

Not at all, I'm already working towards it.

BayGBM · « **Reply #148 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:50:23 AM »

Quote from: @Brandon on October 29, 2009, 10:52:14 PM

Since we have Getbiggers available for all kinds
of things right now.
I decided to help out as well.

It is a form of charity.
It was a long time since I helped strangers,
besides giving them money.

I can help you improving your life, well being, career,
thoughts, relationships, almost any area of your life
even boring questions, like training advice.

This is limited time, free life coaching.

I am not Santa and cant grant wishes.
Example:Goodrum say"I want Ronnie Coleman
to be my best friend"

I have 2 days to help before I have to leave this country
for a trip.

Tom needs your help!
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=281208.0

So does RPF!
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=270469.msg3804412#msg3804412

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #149 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:54:33 AM »

I still respect you, JNN

BPJ approved

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