Author Topic: Lou Ferrigno expanding his "Empire" (Read 6964 times)

saucetradomous · « **on:** October 28, 2009, 07:39:09 AM »

D-LIST RESUME HELP
We talked about this and a few people wanted to know how they could get some help from these and other celebrities–you can check out the website here http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com

The Incredible Hulk, (also known as Lou Ferrigno) wants to help get you a
job. So does Russell Johnson, the Professor from “Gilligan’s Island,” and
Butch Patrick, who played Eddie on “The Munsters.” For $300, these B, C,
and arguably D-list celebrities will videotape themselves reading your
résumé or cover letter. If that’s too expensive, no worries. You can pay $19.95
for a celeb to leave a 30-second voice mail for a potential boss. The idea
is that even a minor celebrity’s endorsement will help you stand out from
the crowd.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:41:47 AM »

LOL contrast that to Arnold, 7-time mr Olympia, successful movie star with trademark looks known over the entire world and now the governor of California.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:44:22 AM »

It's sad that Lou is just trying to take money from the jobless now.

nycbull · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:06:44 AM »

that is actually a very good idea!

JasonH · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:08:12 AM »

Louie will probably tack another $20 onto the asking price for "administration costs".

tendonitis · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:08:53 AM »

Is Lou really this hard up for money? Hasn't he made some pretty good money over the years?
Seems like he will do literally anything for a buck.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:11:16 AM »

Jim Lazer Starr

American Gladiators (Appears As Lazer), LA Rams

Availability Status: Unavailable Today

Paige Brooks

Baywatch, Men In Black II, Beverly Hills 90210, Everybody Loves Raymond, Charmed, Just Shoot Me, Crossing Jordan, Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Availability Status: Live Calls and Phone Appearances

HTexan · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:20:02 AM »

What about asking arnold's life time training partner for training tips?

Ric Drasin

The Shield ( Appears As Pipe ), The Incredible Hulk, The Equalizer ( WWF Professional Wrestler ), American Wrestling Federation ( Owner ), AWF Throwdown, Method Man Music Video, Long Time Training Partner Of Arnold Schwartzenegger

funk51 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2009, 12:31:54 PM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on October 28, 2009, 07:39:09 AM

D-LIST RESUME HELP
We talked about this and a few people wanted to know how they could get some help from these and other celebrities–you can check out the website here http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com

The Incredible Hulk, (also known as Lou Ferrigno) wants to help get you a
job. So does Russell Johnson, the Professor from “Gilligan’s Island,” and
Butch Patrick, who played Eddie on “The Munsters.” For $300, these B, C,
and arguably D-list celebrities will videotape themselves reading your
résumé or cover letter. If that’s too expensive, no worries. You can pay $19.95
for a celeb to leave a 30-second voice mail for a potential boss. The idea
is that even a minor celebrity’s endorsement will help you stand out from
the crowd. no thanks i'll just go with lou's heartfelt birthday wish, its cheaper and much more sincere. see pic below lou is training chuck norris with the very barbell plates he was suing his brother over. hey he's useing my name on those plates... stop it or i'll sue.

funk51 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2009, 12:32:49 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 28, 2009, 12:31:54 PM

where tough meets classless.

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2009, 12:54:03 PM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on October 28, 2009, 07:44:22 AM

It's sad that Lou is just trying to take money from the jobless now.

LOL.

WOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

littleguns · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:40:48 PM »

Actually I am looking for a job. WOuld be pretty cool to send my resume and a brief video stating what a great asset I would be to a company....

HTexan · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:02:12 PM »

Quote from: littleguns on October 28, 2009, 01:40:48 PM

Actually I am looking for a job. WOuld be pretty cool to send my resume and a brief video stating what a great asset I would be to a company....

What D-list celebrity would you get?

bigdarksnake · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:02:00 PM »

You know you've made it when you're leaving messages to potential boss's of complete strangers for $20 bucks.

Can you imagine what his message would be like? Prob his most famous hulk quote "GRRRR".

Alex23 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:10:13 PM »

you got the job.

you got the JOB!!

YOU GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parker · « **Reply #15 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:35:36 AM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on October 28, 2009, 07:44:22 AM

It's sad that Lou is just trying to take money from the jobless now.

"I don't have a job, so I have to pay you, to help me, to get a job?"

Tyr · « **Reply #16 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:21:48 AM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on October 28, 2009, 07:39:09 AM

D-LIST RESUME HELP
We talked about this and a few people wanted to know how they could get some help from these and other celebrities–you can check out the website here http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com

The Incredible Hulk, (also known as Lou Ferrigno) wants to help get you a
job. So does Russell Johnson, the Professor from “Gilligan’s Island,” and
Butch Patrick, who played Eddie on “The Munsters.” For $300, these B, C,
and arguably D-list celebrities will videotape themselves reading your
résumé or cover letter. If that’s too expensive, no worries. You can pay $19.95
for a celeb to leave a 30-second voice mail for a potential boss. The idea
is that even a minor celebrity’s endorsement will help you stand out from
the crowd.

Unbelievable.

I wonder how many suckers will actually attempt this.
Any HR executive who hires someone based on a celebrity reading his resume' needs to be fired pronto.

OneManGang · « **Reply #17 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:23:28 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on October 29, 2009, 01:21:48 AM

Unbelievable.

I wonder how many suckers will actually attempt this.
Any HR executive who hires someone based on a celebrity reading his resume' needs to be fired pronto.

Having an illiterate like Derek Anthony read your resume will land you the job because it will be seen as creative humor

Pollux · « **Reply #18 on:** October 29, 2009, 04:25:01 AM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on October 28, 2009, 07:39:09 AM

D-LIST RESUME HELP
We talked about this and a few people wanted to know how they could get some help from these and other celebrities–you can check out the website here http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com

The Incredible ~~Hulk~~ Jerk, (also known as Lou Ferrigno) wants to help get you a
job. So does Russell Johnson, the Professor from “Gilligan’s Island,” and
Butch Patrick, who played Eddie on “The Munsters.” For $300, these B, C,
and arguably D-list celebrities will videotape themselves reading your
résumé or cover letter. If that’s too expensive, no worries. You can pay $19.95
for a celeb to leave a 30-second voice mail for a potential boss. The idea
is that even a minor celebrity’s endorsement will help you stand out from
the crowd.

Fixed.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #19 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:19:59 AM »

maybe one of you wealthy getbiggers can pay to have him leave your phone message seeing how yalls alreadys gots jobs.

noworries · « **Reply #20 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:27:20 AM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on October 29, 2009, 02:11:33 AM

Who is Dic Rraisin?

Actually Ric designed the first and original Gold's Gym logo. The bald guy holding the bent barbell. (were you being sarcastic)

Tapeworm · « **Reply #21 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:37:02 AM »

Quote from: Alex23 on October 28, 2009, 11:10:13 PM

you got the job.

you got the JOB!!

YOU GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ChemistV2 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:27:50 AM »

Phone message to wall street CEO: " Hi Dere, Dis is Lou Ferriwigno. You might rewember me from de Incwedible Hulk show. I'm calling about King Awex. Awex dwives a Hummer and he makes wots of money. You should have Awex on your team. He has long luxurwiant hair, and weighs 2 hundwed and fifty pounds of scweamin steel and sex appeal. Hire Awex today."

CEO: What the f..k is this?

Man of Steel · « **Reply #23 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:47:32 AM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on October 29, 2009, 11:27:50 AM

Phone message to wall street CEO: " Hi Dere, Dis is Lou Ferriwigno. You might rewember me from de Incwedible Hulk show. I'm calling about King Awex. Awex dwives a Hummer and he makes wots of money. You should have Awex on your team. He has long luxurwiant hair, and weighs 2 hundwed and fifty pounds of scweamin steel and sex appeal. Hire Awex today."

CEO: What the f..k is this?

Exactly, how does half deaf Lou Ferrigno leaving a retard-accented, chipmunk-voiced message to a potential employer help me?

bigdarksnake · « **Reply #24 on:** October 29, 2009, 04:08:00 PM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on October 29, 2009, 11:27:50 AM

Phone message to wall street CEO: " Hi Dere, Dis is Lou Ferriwigno. You might rewember me from de Incwedible Hulk show. I'm calling about King Awex. Awex dwives a Hummer and he makes wots of money. You should have Awex on your team. He has long luxurwiant hair, and weighs 2 hundwed and fifty pounds of scweamin steel and sex appeal. Hire Awex today."

CEO: What the f..k is this?

hahahhah!!!!