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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2009, 08:29:08 AM »

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #26 on: October 29, 2009, 08:38:13 AM »
Some urethanes take up to a week to cure enough to start moving furniture.  

People and their new floors.  I lmao @ people who have a floor so nice they won't walk on it.

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My gym just had their two full-size basketball courts and 4 racquetball courts  sanded down and resurfaced. Apparently the contractor used the wrong shit for that type of wood and fucked them up, he had to re-sand them and do the whole job over at his expense......OUCH.

A23....wish i was closer you could crash at my house.


and i hear you on the female getting overwhelmed by moving, I moved 6 years ago and the Ex- wife was just running around in circles, worrying about knick-knacks and shit while everyone was busting their ass, I could have strangled her (Smiths reference for Falcone)

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2009, 08:45:29 AM »
Related Story :

My gym just had their two full-size basketball courts and 4 racquetball courts  sanded down and resurfaced. Apparently the contractor used the wrong shit for that type of wood and fucked them up, he had to re-sand them and do the whole job over at his expense......OUCH.


Haha.  Doing it the hard way.

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2009, 08:49:35 AM »
Related Story :

My gym just had their two full-size basketball courts and 4 racquetball courts  sanded down and resurfaced. Apparently the contractor used the wrong shit for that type of wood and fucked them up, he had to re-sand them and do the whole job over at his expense......OUCH.

A23....wish i was closer you could crash at my house.


and i hear you on the female getting overwhelmed by moving, I moved 6 years ago and the Ex- wife was just running around in circles, worrying about knick-knacks and shit while everyone was busting their ass, I could have strangled her (Smiths reference for Falcone)

Appreciate man, shit, chances are thought, we would never leave  ;D

Thing is, she allways comes throught; only thing, it's allways at 5AM 3 hours before the dealine and everytime burns herself out. I think it's a cultural thing, kinda like "Black people Time" which is roughly 45mins late.

One year at thanksgiving she started cooking wednesday at 11pm... she never came to bed. Her sister, everyone that was "involved" got forced to to shit all night mostly and everyone was burnt....

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2009, 08:52:57 AM »
Appreciate man, shit, chances are thought, we would never leave  ;D

Thing is, she allways comes throught; only thing, it's allways at 5AM 3 hours before the dealine and everytime burns herself out. I think it's a cultural thing, kinda like "Black people Time" which is roughly 45mins late.

One year at thanksgiving she started cooking wednesday at 11pm... she never came to bed. Her sister, everyone that was "involved" got forced to to shit all night mostly and everyone was burnt....

OMFG.....you killed me with that one  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2009, 08:55:53 AM »
staying at the old house on some shitty jew bootcamp camping "cot" (insert ck).
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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2009, 09:04:51 AM »
Sorry to hear this Alex. If your wife knew how much respect and power you have on GetBig she would not have left.

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2009, 09:06:44 AM »
Appreciate man, shit, chances are thought, we would never leave  ;D

Thing is, she allways comes throught; only thing, it's allways at 5AM 3 hours before the dealine and everytime burns herself out. I think it's a cultural thing, kinda like "Black people Time" which is roughly 45mins late.

One year at thanksgiving she started cooking wednesday at 11pm... she never came to bed. Her sister, everyone that was "involved" got forced to to shit all night mostly and everyone was burnt....





Just read some of kiwols long winded post's.sleep will soon follow ;D

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2009, 09:07:38 AM »
alex,

did you think of "beating off" to go to sleep?

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2009, 09:48:02 AM »
Chimps Hold a Funeral For One of Their Deceased Friends

Farewell, old friend.

More than a dozen grief-stricken chimpanzees joined in an extraordinary expression of mourning as an elder in their family was laid to rest at a West African animal sanctuary.

Dorothy was in her late 40s, which is well into retirement age for a chimp, when she succumbed to heart failure.

As caregivers at the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Center bore her by wheelbarrow for burial, the typically boisterous apes rushed to the edge of their wired enclosure and fell silent.

They stood -- wrapping arms around one another, resting on each other's shoulder and not making a sound -- as Dorothy's female keeper adjusted her head in preparation for a final farewell.

The remarkable photo, which appears in the November issue of National Geographic magazine, was snapped by Monica Szczupider, who was working at the rescue center in eastern Cameroon.

She said Dorothy was a "prominent figure" among the extended family of about 25 chimps at Sanaga-Yong, and the sanctuary's caregivers made sure the other apes witnessed her last rites.

"We brought her by wheelbarrow to let the others see," she told the British newspaper The Sun.

The chimps, united in mourning, remained there as they watched Dorothy's keeper give her a final, loving stroke on her forehead and then lowered her into the ground.

"It was unbelievably emotional. We were all struck," Szczupider, 30, said.

The chimps already knew the meaning of deep personal loss.

All of those living at Sanaga-Yong had been orphaned when their mothers were killed by hunters. The chimps are prime targets in the illegal but widespread trade of providing African "bushmeat."

The rescue center relies on foreign volunteers and 25 workers from nearby villages who serve as caregivers, as well as groundskeepers who maintain security for the chimps.

Szczupider said everyone at the sanctuary was deeply moved by what they saw at the burial. "Even the employees, a lot of whom grew up as villagers potentially eating apes," she said.

The human onlookers also were stunned by how human the chimps could be.

"I think every last one of us was silenced by their silence," Szczupider said.

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2009, 10:32:14 AM »
"We're all gonna die."


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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2009, 10:52:28 AM »
Many gorgeous men in this thread.

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2009, 04:31:46 PM »
LOL This turned out to be quite an entertaining thread.. when the big guns get toghether some epic funny material compiles pretty quickly.

I love u guys.

alex,
did you think of "beating off" to go to sleep?

joyannynonamos, Yes, that's what I eventually did, almost got caught when she came back and had to simulate a "scratching"

OMFG.....you killed me with that one  ;D ;D ;D

Shiaat... I thought this was common knowledge... I don't mean to offend, it's fucking true, even flexington & I make fun of it all the time (he's allways on time)


Little update...

just wrapped up the old place, had the realtor come in with the renter.... got some mexiwhores to clean up and shampoo my carpet...

get back to the new place, put the escrow paper in my safe, spot a big Camacho Tripple Maduro and decide to light the fuck up in the garage... QueenLatifaZilla shows up and freak the fuck out... my cig gor scared and turned sour..  now I'm locked outside  sitting on an Ikea chair smoking a chicken bone and about to run the out of power what do you know, I can see my power cord through the window..


I think I'm gonna hit Churchills, "mon_"of_steele, you in bro?

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2009, 05:17:46 PM »
alex,

did you think of "beating off" to go to sleep?

Hah! I was talking to a friend of mine. His wife use to be smoking hot and now after five years of marriage she's put on a few pounds -- make that a ton. And she has cut her hair short. (There seems to be some proportional relationship that the older and fatter a women gets the shorter the hair). She kind of looks like a Polynesian version of Roseanne Barr.

Anyway, he told me that when he has to have sex with her it's gotten to the point where he  fantasizes about himself whacking off to porn just so he can get off.
 

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2009, 05:21:22 PM »


I love u guys.

joyannynonamos, Yes, that's what I eventually did, almost got caught when she came back and had to simulate a "scratching"



i understand- i'm always scratching myself

that one redhead on CNN makes me particularly itchy



Anyway, he told me that when he has to have sex with her it's gotten to the point where he  fantasizes about himself whacking off to porn just so he can get off.
 

lol so does he fantasize about the porn he watched or about the actual act of him sitting down near his computer and masturbating?

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2009, 05:31:31 PM »
Hah! I was talking to a friend of mine. His wife use to be smoking hot and now after five years of marriage she's put on a few pounds -- make that a ton. And she has cut her hair short. (There seems to be some proportional relationship that the older and fatter a women gets the shorter the hair). She kind of looks like a Polynesian version of Roseanne Barr.

Anyway, he told me that when he has to have sex with her it's gotten to the point where he  fantasizes about himself whacking off to porn just so he can get off.
 

And that's why I'll never get married, lmao.
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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2009, 05:48:25 PM »
Hah! I was talking to a friend of mine. His wife use to be smoking hot and now after five years of marriage she's put on a few pounds -- make that a ton. And she has cut her hair short. (There seems to be some proportional relationship that the older and fatter a women gets the shorter the hair). She kind of looks like a Polynesian version of Roseanne Barr.

Anyway, he told me that when he has to have sex with her it's gotten to the point where he  fantasizes about himself whacking off to porn just so he can get off.
 

LOL.. fucked up shit pellius, and yea, the older-fatter-shorter hair axis of ugliness is a true fact, on the money as usual old man.  ;D

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2009, 05:51:35 PM »
LOL.. fucked up shit pellius, and yea, the older-fatter-shorter hair axis of ugliness is a true fact, on the money as usual old man.  ;D

I assume that's the reason why you have long hair, Alexa?
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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2009, 06:06:53 PM »
I assume that's the reason why you have long hair, Alexa?

I'm leaning UP and allways been beautiful  so yes.

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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2009, 06:20:34 PM »
  Have a couple beers..rub one out in the jack shack..and you'll sleep like a baby.
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Re: Can't fucking sleep >:(
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2009, 06:34:29 PM »
Hope the polyurethane is water based....  :-X

u mean u hope its not

water based wont last

i think they only make oil-based polyeurathanes, anything else would be a rip off IMO
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