Author Topic: jack lalanne a vampire? (Read 7382 times)

funk51 · « **on:** October 29, 2009, 02:01:41 PM »

it is said that back in the day fitness guru jack lalanne used to drink a quart of raw blood daily, he did this till one day he got a clot stuck in his throat and almost choked to death. anyone else on here ever drink this amount of blood?

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:02:46 PM »

I was once drank a pint of my wife's blood (no dracula)

It was part of our mating ritual. It's great with a couple packets of Splenda.

funk51 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:03:05 PM »

jack the gymnast

emn1964 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:20:39 PM »

what kind of blood?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:28:17 PM »

His penis is sticking straight out in that pic

funk51 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:33:42 PM »

Quote from: emn1964 on October 29, 2009, 02:20:39 PM

what kind of blood?

bull's blood from a slaughter house

emn1964 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:35:32 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 29, 2009, 02:33:42 PM

bull's blood from a slaughter house

ugh...aside from iron, what other health benefits could there possibly be?

funk51 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Groink on October 29, 2009, 02:28:17 PM

His penis is sticking straight out in that pic

i guess jack was just an exciteable boy.

Heywood · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:56:57 PM »

You're obviously confusing LaLane with Vlad the Impaler.

Danimal77 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:05:58 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 29, 2009, 02:03:05 PM

jack the gymnast

Looks like he was a Jack of All Trades.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #10 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:08:29 PM »

Jack Meoff

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #11 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:11:58 PM »

Who doesn't drink blood?

WingedLion · « **Reply #12 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:18:56 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on October 29, 2009, 05:08:29 PM

Jack Meoff

outed !

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #13 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:20:30 PM »

he has done more for personal fitness than any other individual. if he wants a bloody mary, let him have it.

IMHO,O- is best with red meat, while AB+ goes with fish / chicken

bigdarksnake · « **Reply #14 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:51:48 PM »

What the hell would blood do for you? Is it just a fetish?

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #15 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:52:42 PM »

Quote from: bigdarksnake on October 29, 2009, 10:51:48 PM

What the hell would blood do for you? Is it just a fetish?

It's very nutritious. And it's yummy!

funk51 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:21:05 PM »

Quote from: emn1964 on October 29, 2009, 02:35:32 PM

ugh...aside from iron, what other health benefits could there possibly be?

probably took the old greek and roman adage literrally when they killed there enemy they ate their heart. also consuming blood from an animal was thought to give you characteristics of that animal.

funk51 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Danimal77 on October 29, 2009, 05:05:58 PM

Looks like he was a Jack of All Trades.

you forgot the nyuks x 3

funk51 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:22:52 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on October 29, 2009, 05:08:29 PM

Jack Meoff

owned

CalvinH · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Groink on October 29, 2009, 02:28:17 PM

His penis is sticking straight out in that pic

Outed.

funk51 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:45:16 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on October 31, 2009, 02:38:11 PM

Outed.

just for you groink because you noticed meltdown.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:47:11 PM »

He is amazing how old is he now 95?

funk51 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on October 31, 2009, 02:47:11 PM

He is amazing how old is he now 95?

just turned 95 don't know if he did his annual birthday stunt though.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:53:05 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 31, 2009, 02:49:50 PM

just turned 95 don't know if he did his annual birthday stunt though.

He used like swim every year for like a million fucking miles right?

funk51 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on October 31, 2009, 02:53:05 PM

He used like swim every year for like a million fucking miles right?

he did lots of different stunts towing boats while handcuffed. the best one was supposed to be carrying a 360 lb barbell which was double his bodyweight on his shoulders for a mile i forgot which birthday this was for.