I've never understood the ultra tight shirt.  Utter cheeser.
He always dresses like that.
  The ultra-tight spandrx shirts, the tight jeans and 9 out of 10 times a fanny pack. I need to share with him my fashion secrets.
  - Gleaming white pair of white Air Force-1s.
  - 3X White Tee or Black Tee from Foot Locker.  
  - Block!