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honestly (seriously) i would hit it with no beersa)she isn't badb)variety is the spice of lifec)it would be a hell of a story
If you live to tell it.
I'll take 5 to throw at her, hoepfully the 2nd or 3rd one will knock her out, the 4th or 5th will finish her off...these are bottles not cans, right?
This is a Catch-22. To hit it would require a number of beers that would in turn render you unable to perform.
Im with Johnny on this one... The fun that would come from the freak factor, and awesome stories you are likely to get, will quickly erase any possible shame you might have. M!
P.S.She would be required to keep the boots on.