"cockwise" I think we have heard the last of that bloated joke.Next time I come we are going TO Mexico Gotta wrap up that story.....I'm with the Ex about 6 months and she wants to take me to a "very good friend" of hers' restaurant in the Hamptons.So we drive out and get there, nice place. the owner comes over and gives her a big hug and puts his hand out..."I'm Vinny". I do the same...."Greg...pleased to meet you". within about five minutes of Jewish Geography ( do you know Tony from blah, blah blah...) we ALL realize I'm "that" Greg and he's "that" Vinny. we are both just staring at each other across the table and my poor girfriend is fucking mortified
No fucking way! You need to find a better, more upscale trailer park, dude.....
I used to paint houses as a teenager and this REALLY happened to my boss. I Know these people personallyHe took his wife to the Caribbean islands on vacation and she took a scuba lesson . The instructor was a tall black dude with, apparently, a gigantic cock.She fucked the guy and told her husband that she wasn't coming home, she was staying with him.When he asked her why, she flat out told him that she was addicted to this guy's huge cock. He was fucking DESTROYED. before the vacation he was a kick-ass dude, afterwords he was fucking shot
This story has to be fake....your telling me that a Black Personal Trainer has his OWN house ?? bwahahahahahahah
hahaha, he wants her back?!? Oh brother......