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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 04:39:26 PM »
that dude uses some pussy falcon weights (less than my 40 pound falconbells) for looking gigantic  :o
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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 04:53:11 PM »
that dude uses some pussy falcon weights (less than my 40 pound falconbells) for looking gigantic  :o

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 05:07:49 PM »
Id like to take this time to congratulate jeff on his 12th place finish a full 3 and a half weeks ahead of time :)

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 05:15:44 PM »
Id like to take this time to congratulate jeff on his 12th place finish a full 3 and a half weeks ahead of time :)
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I didn't watch the video but if it's anything like Falcon said then it's another all drugs bodybuilder lifting pussy weights.

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 05:37:47 PM »
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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 05:46:31 PM »
tell MD to buy a Quality microphone....
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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 06:21:21 PM »
Id like to take this time to congratulate jeff on his 12th place finish a full 3 and a half weeks ahead of time :)

Why are you writing him off? He looks much improved!  :P

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 06:47:25 PM »
Why are you writing him off? He looks much improved!  :P

Compared to when he was working with palumbo, he looks like a totally different person.

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2009, 07:10:24 PM »
He looks alot better, but still behind on conditioning.

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2009, 08:05:18 PM »
sick of links to fucking 'mdtv' jesus just get some pics and post them here

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2009, 08:08:56 PM »
sick of links to fucking 'mdtv' jesus just get some pics and post them here

Watch the video and crank one out to it like all the rest of the schmoes!  :P

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 08:12:55 PM »
He looks alot better, but still behind on conditioning.

I agree... I think this will be his best placing to date.
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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 10:07:28 PM »
Why are you writing him off? He looks much improved!  :P

I agree, he looks much better.  He is still on a learning curve and doing the right thing by enlisting the aid of seasoned pros.  He's facing still competition thought.  :-\

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2009, 01:42:46 AM »
Watch the video and crank one out to it like all the rest of the schmoes!  :P

lol of course what was i thinking

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2009, 03:26:42 AM »
all drugs

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2009, 03:27:52 AM »
Isn't this the guy who has his dad buy all his drugs for him?

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2009, 08:20:23 AM »


 At the 2008 ASC...


 Jeff Long was behind the MHP booth selling his autograph 8x10's when MHP were giving them away for free complimentary. Gerard Dente caught wind of it and told him NOT to sell his autograph just give it out on the paid for MHP pics.


 Jeff kept doing it. On top of that he sold a bunch of Probolic protein and pocketed the money. Gerard found out about that and was furious.


 On top of all this he racks up a GIANT hotel bill far exceeding the stipend Gerard granted to all the MHP reps for food and basic expenses. He ordered porn, endless amounts of catering and anything els he could think of. I'm not sure if he stole any towells. Probably.


 Gerard wanted to can him from MHP but it was rumored that Steve Gluteman stepped in and told Gerard it would be a favor to him to keep Jeff on "the team".



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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2009, 09:39:04 AM »

 At the 2008 ASC...


 Jeff Long was behind the MHP booth selling his autograph 8x10's when MHP were giving them away for free complimentary. Gerard Dente caught wind of it and told him NOT to sell his autograph just give it out on the paid for MHP pics.


 Jeff kept doing it. On top of that he sold a bunch of Probolic protein and pocketed the money. Gerard found out about that and was furious.


 On top of all this he racks up a GIANT hotel bill far exceeding the stipend Gerard granted to all the MHP reps for food and basic expenses. He ordered porn, endless amounts of catering and anything els he could think of. I'm not sure if he stole any towells. Probably.


 Gerard wanted to can him from MHP but it was rumored that Steve Gluteman stepped in and told Gerard it would be a favor to him to keep Jeff on "the team".



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Once again you come through with brilliant interesting inside information  ;)
Any scandal on anyone else?

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2009, 09:44:46 AM »
Once again you come through with brilliant interesting inside information  ;)
Any scandal on anyone else?
I know about this because everyone who knows me knows I love being a whistle blower and love to spill beans on the bodybuilding industry.


 I had a buddy at the MHP booth that year who literally called me the Monday after the Arnold and was like...


 "Block. Wassup man... dude, I have a good Jeff Long story for you. Listen to this... (story)  Oh, I stayed in the room next to him with (MHP guy). At breakfast this morning Gerard was so pissed he told (MHP guy) while I was standing right there. Aint that fucked up? "




  I have tons of stories like that.


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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2009, 10:02:38 AM »

 At the 2008 ASC...


 Jeff Long was behind the MHP booth selling his autograph 8x10's when MHP were giving them away for free complimentary. Gerard Dente caught wind of it and told him NOT to sell his autograph just give it out on the paid for MHP pics.


 Jeff kept doing it. On top of that he sold a bunch of Probolic protein and pocketed the money. Gerard found out about that and was furious.


 On top of all this he racks up a GIANT hotel bill far exceeding the stipend Gerard granted to all the MHP reps for food and basic expenses. He ordered porn, endless amounts of catering and anything els he could think of. I'm not sure if he stole any towells. Probably.


 Gerard wanted to can him from MHP but it was rumored that Steve Gluteman stepped in and told Gerard it would be a favor to him to keep Jeff on "the team".



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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2009, 10:03:12 AM »

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2009, 10:05:03 AM »
his name is gluteman ???
Its Blechman he was talkin about

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2009, 10:05:44 AM »

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Re: Jeff Long - Nationals 4 weeks out
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2009, 10:08:03 AM »