Duh! I figured it out! Permabulkers are 1/2 ass by nature. They lift weights but don't diet. Most use gear cause they're too lazy to put in hard work. So, of course, it makes sense for them to shave their heads completely and not have to maintain a hairstyle..too much effort. It also makes complete sense that they 1/2 ass shave their chubby faces. Let's face it, the effort to shave around the mouth/nose area is a bitch.
These are weak minded, pathetic individuals.
Fuckin Yankees!