..when your girlfriend is passed out drunk next to you? *Need immediate responses..
Take naked pics and post them on here.
Take a small wooden coffee table, put it over her head, to where her heads right under the middle of the table, get an air horn..........and ya i think ya get the picture or if you dont have an airhorn, scream as loud as you can to wake her or take out your thing and start slapping her in the face with it until she wakes up.....
Forget about her and keep talking to men online.Wait, you're doing that already
hahahaha.. most clever yet. nice avatar btw
Thank you, Sir. My second one since I joined here and I intend to stick with it for a while.
Nothing like a change of underwear...I do hope you have changed those more than twice since you have been here