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Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« on: November 06, 2009, 03:42:47 PM »
Funniest thing I've seen in a while:


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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 05:56:29 AM »
Haha, this was funny as fook!  My girlfriend was watching with me and was completely mesmerized by it.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2009, 02:52:45 PM »
looks like he has implants

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2009, 03:22:40 PM »
looks like he has implants

I've thought that for a while now.  His lower pecs are noticeably bigger than his uppers, and it's not a gradual thing either.  It just doesn't look right.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 06:26:36 PM »
I can do that with my pecs too.  8)

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 06:46:34 PM »
I can do that with my pecs too.  8)
How long does it take them to stop jiggling once you get them started?
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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 06:49:36 PM »
How long does it take them to stop jiggling once you get them started?

As long as it takes my friend......as long as it takes.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2009, 04:54:50 AM »
Believe it or not its silly things like that pec jiggling that create stars. For example:

"You smell what the Rock is cooking?" The Rock
"And thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so!" Stone Cold Steve Austin
"Have a nice day!" Mankind
"Whoooooaa!!!!!!!" Flair
"Watcha ya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!" Hogan

If Vince see's something and the fans approve of it and cheer it, you'll go from making 300,000 dollars a yr lower - midcarding and making 750,000 - up per year and main eventing. Its the suttle things that a wrestler does that the fans love that will make that wrestler an instant star.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 06:33:12 AM »
Believe it or not its silly things like that pec jiggling that create stars. For example:

"You smell what the Rock is cooking?" The Rock
"And thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so!" Stone Cold Steve Austin
"Have a nice day!" Mankind
"Whoooooaa!!!!!!!" Flair
"Watcha ya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!" Hogan

If Vince see's something and the fans approve of it and cheer it, you'll go from making 300,000 dollars a yr lower - midcarding and making 750,000 - up per year and main eventing. Its the suttle things that a wrestler does that the fans love that will make that wrestler an instant star.

Sorry Playboy, no way in hell that is going to be something that carries this guy very far.  All those other guys had incredible mic skills, those were just the cherry on the top, so to speak.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2009, 07:38:08 AM »
Sorry Playboy, no way in hell that is going to be something that carries this guy very far.  All those other guys had incredible mic skills, those were just the cherry on the top, so to speak.

Gotta agree here, unless he can put some personality into his work, he's not going anywhere.  He could do a 'People's Elbow' where he comes off the ropes, jiggles the pecs and drops an elbow, but without the charisma, it's not gonna take him to the top.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2009, 07:42:55 AM »
Believe it or not its silly things like that pec jiggling that create stars. For example:

"You smell what the Rock is cooking?" The Rock
"And thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so!" Stone Cold Steve Austin
"Have a nice day!" Mankind
"Whoooooaa!!!!!!!" Flair
"Watcha ya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!" Hogan

If Vince see's something and the fans approve of it and cheer it, you'll go from making 300,000 dollars a yr lower - midcarding and making 750,000 - up per year and main eventing. Its the suttle things that a wrestler does that the fans love that will make that wrestler an instant star.

The problem with something like pec jiggling is that it's pure comedy. A main eventer has to be taken seriously at least to some extent. Triple H is a guy who will make jokes but he would never make himself the joke.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2009, 08:25:52 AM »
The problem with something like pec jiggling is that it's pure comedy. A main eventer has to be taken seriously at least to some extent. Triple H is a guy who will make jokes but he would never make himself the joke.
Very true...good point. But thats where the backstage road agents come in. They should be pulling Master's off to the side and start working with him. The guy wis pretty good on the stick and he has a decent build. The only thing he has going against him is the Wellness policy and the lack of a push.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2009, 11:42:03 PM »
Masters has a tricky problem.

He made a name for himself looking like this:




And, now, he looks like this:




He's gonna have to reinvent himself because he can't be marketed as a beast, anymore.

I can't think of another wrestler who has gone through something similar.

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Re: Chris "Crazy Pecs" Masters
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2009, 07:49:38 AM »
Masters has a tricky problem.

He made a name for himself looking like this:




And, now, he looks like this:




He's gonna have to reinvent himself because he can't be marketed as a beast, anymore.

I can't think of another wrestler who has gone through something similar.
Again, you can thank the wellness policy for that.