Chronic dog barking...

[Croatch]

What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing.  I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man.  No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.

[outby43]

if you don't like living in a section 8 housing complex then move.

[wes mantooth]

its not the dog...its them. i have 2 dogs, i dont allow them to bark....they are trained.


call the law and maybe get them on a noise ordinance or something. dont poison the dog...its just doing what dogs do.....









or just stand at their front door and blow an air horn everytime the dog barks...see how long that lasts before they are fuming!

[Croatch]

if you don't like living in a section 8 housing complex then move.

Agreed.  Every time I hear dogs barking in a neighbor, I think one thing...fucking ghetto.  Same with boom boxes.
Even in middle class neighborhoods, you have the same issues...especially in places with track homes...like Vegas.  8 feet between homes...unreal.
You'd think people would realize, I'm close to other and maybe they don't feel like hearing my bullshit.
Like every self entitled fool, nobody gives a shit about someone's peace and quiet.  Sometimes, I wish I didn't care about jailtime...it would a blast to dust these parasites.
-Internet Toughguy

[Marty Champions]

you need more things 'going on or turned on ' in your house bro then you wont hear that shit

i always sleep with a fan not blowing on me and most of the time have the radio on am

[drkaje]

What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing.  I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man.  No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.

Check with animal control after recording it. Here, NY, they have a limit to how long someone's dog can bark per hour. After a few fines maybe they'll get the point.

Really no point killing the dog after already complaining. You'll be the primary suspect.

[Croatch]

you need more things 'going on or turned on ' in your house bro then you wont hear that shit

i always sleep with a fan not blowing on me and most of the time have the radio on am

I can't sleep with that going on, but yeah, if you're house is quiet, it doesn't help.  Point being, you shouldn't need to have music on to avoid trashy dog barking.  Often times, I'd like to go around the neighborhood in camouflage, with my COD6 night vision goggles and sniper with silencer.  Shoot every dog that barks...it would be all over the news.  Lonely dog owners would be outraged.  In each yard, drop a note, "Show some respect for your neighbors, your dog barked too much, now he's dead."
May even make national news with the sympathetic saps in our land.  You know it would make people think twice, before leaving their dirty companion out all day.

[drkaje]

I can't sleep with that going on, but yeah, if you're house is quiet, it doesn't help.  Point being, you shouldn't need to have music on to avoid trashy dog barking.  Often times, I'd like to go around the neighborhood in camouflage, with my COD6 night vision goggles and sniper with silencer.  Shoot every dog that barks...it would be all over the news.  Lonely dog owners would be outraged.  In each yard, drop a note, "Show some respect for your neighbors, your dog barked too much, now he's dead."
May even make national news with the sympathetic saps in our land.  You know it would make people think twice, before leaving their dirty companion out all day.

Drop it off at Michael Vick's house.

[Croatch]

Check with animal control after recording it. Here, NY, they have a limit to how long someone's dog can bark per hour. After a few fines maybe they'll get the point.

Really no point killing the dog after already complaining. You'll be the primary suspect.

I haven't formally complained yet.  Still weighing out the options.  I'm sure there is a jail sentence for killing a dog with all the animal loving fools out there.  If you have a pet, get a quiet one...nobody wants to hear that shit.
Animal control...will do.

[Croatch]

Drop it off at Michael Vick's house.

Funny how ghetto he is.  Millions of dollars, fame, etc...still having dog fights..haha, rich athletic idiot.

[NaturalWonder83]

good luck

[drkaje]

Funny how ghetto he is.  Millions of dollars, fame, etc...still having dog fights..haha, rich athletic idiot.

That guy is stupid.

[CT_Muscle]

Talk to the guy like I did to mine, let him know that you're are not goin to tolerate it. Unless he is the Alpha and YOU are the Beta shold be fine. It's not the dogs fault its the asshole neighbor. One time since I spoke to him did his dog start up again and my wife told him to keep it quiet, his moronic response.....It's only a small dog  Fuckin priceless

[Marty Champions]

I can't sleep with that going on, but yeah, if you're house is quiet, it doesn't help.  Point being, you shouldn't need to have music on to avoid trashy dog barking.  Often times, I'd like to go around the neighborhood in camouflage, with my COD6 night vision goggles and sniper with silencer.  Shoot every dog that barks...it would be all over the news.  Lonely dog owners would be outraged.  In each yard, drop a note, "Show some respect for your neighbors, your dog barked too much, now he's dead."
May even make national news with the sympathetic saps in our land.  You know it would make people think twice, before leaving their dirty companion out all day.

maybe you should tape a silent night one day and put it on a CD over 16 tracks that may help

[jtsunami]

call up animal control and complain

[uberman09]

What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing.  I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man.  No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.

living the life.

[WillGrant]

Posting it in the right area might help , those dem steroids making you simple crotch? 

[Croatch]

living the life.

hahahaha.  Agreed sir.
These days, you need to own a few acres to get some peace and quiet...bottom line.  People are dirtbags and don't give a shit about their fellow man.  Most are lonely and need some kind of pet to feel whole, it's fucking sad.

[kankles]

High protein low carb 

[the bronze]

Had the same problem.  I bought a sling shot.  I just shot rocks at my neighbors house until they shut the dog up.  It helped that I could launch the rocks over a few houses with a trajectory and drink beer while I did it.
I guess I could have hit a kid or something, but I did it at 2am so really I didn't care.

[uberman09]

hahahaha.  Agreed sir.
These days, you need to own a few acres to get some peace and quiet...bottom line.  People are dirtbags and don't give a shit about their fellow man.  Most are lonely and need some kind of pet to feel whole, it's fucking sad.

always been the same.

Pyramidal society. The more money you get, the closer of the top of the pyramid (and the more distant of the numerous annoying losers) you get.

[efanhowz]

I'm going throgh this same situation except it's our dog that won't stfu when we leave the house. We are trying out a bark collar that shocks her when she barks. (it's actually not even or dog but we are watching her for a while). Dogs need a shit ton of exercise or else they will act up so. It's all up to the owner

[Croatch]

always been the same.

Pyramidal society. The more money you get, the closer of the top of the pyramid (and the more distant of the numerous annoying losers) you get.

Well put.  Motivation to make more money, so you don't live near humans.

I'm going throgh this same situation except it's our dog that won't stfu when we leave the house. We are trying out a bark collar that shocks her when she barks. (it's actually not even or dog but we are watching her for a while). Dogs need a shit ton of exercise or else they will act up so. It's all up to the owner

Similar situation.  The neighbor is watching their lonely son's dog, but they're never home.  Idiocy runs in the family.  Fucking lonely dog owners.  Get a fucking cat.

[drkaje]

Posting it in the right area might help , those dem steroids making you simple crotch? 

The only answers he'd get from those petwits would be stupidity about not appreciating human-animal bonding or how the dog/cat saving some lonely loser's life is worth a little inconvenience.

Animal control is the simplest, most humane solution. Enough complaints and they will make time for proper training/exercise or the dog will be re-homed with someone who has a greater commitment.

[Mr Nobody]

 
This should do it.