Who else doesn't care about MMA or UFC?

[uberman09]

I do think it's funny to see the occasional 130 pounder all decked out in tapout gear, walking around with a scowl, all too happy to brag aloud to anyone that they could destroy a young Mike Tyson because they've been "training for MMA" for a few months. I'm not saying all of you "Cage Fighters" are like this, but you all have to admit that there are a few of you out there like this.

It seems as though "MMA" has become to today's younger (or younger minded) males what "karate" and other Oriental Martial Arts were when I was a kid. I can remember prepubescent kids I grew up with bragging about being able to whip any non-martial artist (regardless of age, size, etc) because they had taken a couple of weeks of mythical karate lessons. There was even a song called "Kung Foo Fighting" that came out back in the day.

same old story over and over. Humans never change.

[Pecs]

Let me try to resume this incident.
I will no tell names, i will no tell the date and time. But... there's one pro BB, that almost got in trouble in LA.
 He was with 2 other guys, and  try to start crap with my friend. The pro BB was screaming I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that. you know all the bullshit talking.
 My friend told him, why don't you stop barking like a bitch. and come over here and try to take a piece of me.
 One of his friend recognize my friend and told the BB to not fight. or he will get hurt.
 The BB immediately stop with all the tough guy talking, so the BB start to  apologize to us and bla bla.
 Watching a 300 pound guy apologize to a 170 pound guy = priceless .
 I'm not preaching violence but... Fighters rule.
 Most of big guys in here they probably don't know the power of Jiu-jitsu.
 Just go to any BJJ academy and roll a little bit with a blue belt.
 Then try to submit a brown belt. Good luck.
 
 

why would someone try to submit a brown belt if he himself is not trained in BJJ at all. We would try to fight in other ways than try to only "roll".

[2Thick]

Let me try to resume this incident.
I will no tell names, i will no tell the date and time. But... there's one pro BB, that almost got in trouble in LA.
 He was with 2 other guys, and  try to start crap with my friend. The pro BB was screaming I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that. you know all the bullshit talking.
 My friend told him, why don't you stop barking like a bitch. and come over here and try to take a piece of me.
 One of his friend recognize my friend and told the BB to not fight. or he will get hurt.
 The BB immediately stop with all the tough guy talking, so the BB start to  apologize to us and bla bla.
 Watching a 300 pound guy apologize to a 170 pound guy = priceless .
 I'm not preaching violence but... Fighters rule.
 Most of big guys in here they probably don't know the power of Jiu-jitsu.
 Just go to any BJJ academy and roll a little bit with a blue belt.
 Then try to submit a brown belt.
 Good luck.
 
 
 

Youtube clip or it didn't happen.

[El Diablo Blanco]

yeah it sucks that professional fighters gets caught in submussions all the time,

I mean hell, they can just reverse all of them..


You're the slow one fatty.

they are revesals yes, But sink in a rear naked choke on the street, and you're a fucking dead man if he wants to.

Gauging out someone eyes is not part of the controlled "sport".  Squeezing someone's pecker isn't either.  I saw this once.  Some black mofo tried to MMA a dude and got him in some weird hold.  The little white dude just reached and grabbed that neckro's balls and squeezed the fuck out of them, the black guy let go fast and was wincing like a baby.

[2Thick]

are you slow in the head?  for every submission/hold there is a reversal. just use your instincts instead overthinking.

Good point. Just last week I was jumped in a parking lot by several tapout twunts. I was quickly able to make short work of two of them, but the third one "Pearl Harbored" me from behind with a leg sweep. He was a pretty quick little tit, and was able to get me in a Figure Four Leglock after catching me off guard. But my massive, powerful, striated 30+ inch bodybuilder's quads were too much for this twink to handle. I was able to reverse the Figure Four, and I snapped his chicken legs like breadsticks. I hear it will be a while before he gets out of his wheel chair, and he will probably have a noticeable limp for the rest of his days. Turns out I was jumped for nailing some hot broad he had his eye on - maybe she'll throw him some sloppy seconds out of pity now.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

why would someone try to submit a brown belt if he himself is not trained in BJJ at all. We would try to fight in other ways than try to only "roll".

 Well!! if you can't submit  the BJJ guy  only rolling. what makes  you think that you could beat him in a real fight?

[Hulkotron]

Good point. Just last week I was jumped in a parking lot by several tapout twunts. I was quickly able to make short work of two of them, but the third one "Pearl Harbored" me from behind with a leg sweep. He was a pretty quick little tit, and was able to get me in a Figure Four Leglock after catching me off guard. But my massive, powerful, striated 30+ inch bodybuilder's quads were too much for this twink to handle. I was able to reverse the Figure Four, and I snapped his chicken legs like breadsticks. I hear it will be a while before he gets out of his wheel chair, and he will probably have a noticeable limp for the rest of his days. Turns out I was jumped for nailing some hot broad he had his eye on - maybe she'll throw him some sloppy seconds out of pity now.

Haha best post of the thread!

[Palpatine Q]

 Well!! if you can't submit  the BJJ guy  only rolling. what makes  you think that you could beat him in a real fight?

Why would I think I can beat any skilled, trained fighter of any discipline in a fight? I'm not a professional fighter

What exactly is your point here?  or is this just a way patting yourself on the back?

For me it comes down to skill level.

If a dude is a very skilled, experienced fighter of course he will fuck up 99.9% of all civilians....no shit.

But if it's just a regular dude who doesn't have a great deal of experience yet, that will just come down to who's naturally the tougher guy.

a year of BJJ training won't make you a badass

[Option D]

 I'd rather watch NASCAR or fishing. Wait... I like fishing, actually.


 FUCK MMA and that UFC Dana White Affliction-Tapout bullshit!



 - Block!

are you shittin me...these fools go around the track 500 times...what in the fuck...

I watch mma. that shit is addictive

[dustin]

It's ironic that the MMA haters are the biggest keyboard warriors of them all.

[Coach is Back!]

...And ware TapOut and Affliction shirts.

[BigNickMarshall]

a year of BJJ training won't make you a badass

Yeah, it will.  If you don't believe it, you haven't trained at a good school.  Roll into Megaton Diaz' school in Phoenix for a year.  You'll be a badass when you come out.

[disturbia]

Why would I think I can beat any skilled, trained fighter of any discipline in a fight? I'm not a professional fighter

What exactly is your point here?  or is this just a way patting yourself on the back?

For me it comes down to skill level.

If a dude is a very skilled, experienced fighter of course he will fuck up 99.9% of all civilians....no shit.

But if it's just a regular dude who doesn't have a great deal of experience yet, that will just come down to who's naturally the tougher guy.

a year of BJJ training won't make you a badass

be careful Groink--his name is Gracie-Jiu-Jitsu after all   

[Palpatine Q]

Yeah, it will.  If you don't believe it, you haven't trained at a good school.  Roll into Megaton Diaz' school in Phoenix for a year.  You'll be a badass when you come out.

Do I get a "Badass" certificate ?

[haider]

Good point. Just last week I was jumped in a parking lot by several tapout twunts. I was quickly able to make short work of two of them, but the third one "Pearl Harbored" me from behind with a leg sweep. He was a pretty quick little tit, and was able to get me in a Figure Four Leglock after catching me off guard. But my massive, powerful, striated 30+ inch bodybuilder's quads were too much for this twink to handle. I was able to reverse the Figure Four, and I snapped his chicken legs like breadsticks. I hear it will be a while before he gets out of his wheel chair, and he will probably have a noticeable limp for the rest of his days. Turns out I was jumped for nailing some hot broad he had his eye on - maybe she'll throw him some sloppy seconds out of pity now.

you forgot the part where you woke up with a torn up pillow on your side bra

[SS]

Do I get a "Badass" certificate ?

No you already are but a certificate would be cool, also

[Coach is Back!]

 

[haider]

who's this fat mexican?

[Palpatine Q]

Looking nice and thick

[Coach is Back!]

who's this fat mexican?

Your dad!

[Pecs]

 Well!! if you can't submit  the BJJ guy  only rolling. what makes  you think that you could beat him in a real fight?

i think i will stand a better chance fighting him in a real fight...than playing his game.........not that i am a badass or anything

not everybody knows how to put on submission holds.... but everyone knows how to hammer a person's face (even if it is sloppy)

[haider]

Your dad!

[chaos]

 what makes  you think that you could beat him in a real fight?

Fights start on the feet.

[americanbulldog]

It sounds like there are a lot of insecure juiced up roid monkeys on here, who have realized all that time spent in the gym building muscle was for nothing.  A 180lb pencil-neck with a yellow belt in BJJ will have you crying uncle in under a minute.  

Ha!

Yellow belt, man that is a big kid. 

Lol at bodybuilders calling mixed martial arts for the insecure, lacking virility.  True dat on wot SS said.  Lots of wanna bes.  I love military tough guys with combative experience who love to pick on people 20-30 lbs lighter than them, or the gear wearing, tat flying tough guys who get tapped by the 42 year old. 

[Option D]

i cant do none of that mma shit except maybe throw wild ass punches for about 32 seconds. But just watchin it is entertaining. I dont see how "anything goes " rules arent watchable to some people. And to compare mma to nascar is wild..car goes around track 500 times or toe to toe action fighting...except when they straddle the guy thats kind of homo