Hey block. I was going to see the night show but changed my mind. Still recovering from continental show.
You didn't miss anything. Want me to break it down for you? Here goes...
You had several different category of people at the show.
1. You had the fanboys. Those who stood in line to take a picture with Cutler striking a "Thumbs Up" and dishing out their cash to get a... "To (insert name of schmoe) Best of Luck! Jay Cutler. Mr. O" to have that same person tell his schmoe buddies... "Dooooood! He is like so cool. Dude! Dude! He's like a regular guy dude... he was like talkin' to me for like 20 minutes, dude. I shit you not! He's cool as hell, dude. "
2. The schmoes. Guys who kind of sort of stand out. They are usually very overweight or underweight with a camera in their hands with a guilty look on their creepy faces.
3. The phaggots. Dressed with a sport jacket and designer jeans. They walk with an effeminate style and wear heavy cologne. More than likely looking to score a new 'sponsor' or 'client' or they are their to see the fruits (no pun intended) of their money working for them on stage.
4. The permabulker posers. These are the dudes who usually train at the hardcore gyms. On gear 12 months out of the year, never gets on stage with a tomato-faced Cypionate look to them holding their breathe as they talk downing every competitor on stage declaring if they dieted down they would dwarf everyone on stage. Can be heard spitting out sentences such as... "Oh, man look at this dude, bro... he got no arms. Dude, I would destroy that guy. I know dude, next year (always next year) I'm gonna win this show..."
5. The fashion victims: Dressed to the 9 in the traditional graphic styled button down shirts untucked into their tight Hollister jeans and dress shoes. Usually with a faux hawk. Often in a graphic-t or an Affliction shirt.
6. The inner-scene ass kissers: The doey eyed high hoped fools who swear the shows aren't rigged and the placings aren't a result of political influence. Blind to the obvious these types walk around with permanent stains of shit on their noses.
7. The jaded cynic. Singular. Blockhead. Standing back watching the big MIRAGE (no pun intended) of what a bodybuilding show is disgusted at the corruption, the fixed placings, the politics, and everything els mentioned above wondering why he even bothers with this bullshit anymore praying someone will put him out of his misery if he has to see another fake asshole with her tits hanging out or in an extra-medium graphic-t.
Other than that, Colussus3, the show ran smoothly and the beer flowed nicely.
- Block!
