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jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« on: November 11, 2009, 01:00:13 PM »
this place is getting alittle boring so i will share a story about me being apart of the schmoe industry

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back in april of 2009, I sold a bunch of my old wrestling tights to some schmoe on ebay

said schmoe asked for a picture of me wearing said tights
here is said pic with a congrats note to the winner





I have done nasser very well.  I'm a big nosed dark skinned stud who sold his intimates on the internets to schmoes

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 01:01:28 PM »
did i ever mention that i almost entered the Cincinnati Red's farm system when i was 21?

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »
lolll how much money did you make with those tights, fag??

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 01:07:13 PM »
did i ever mention that i almost entered the Cincinnati Red's farm system when i was 21?
No no mention, Chimps will be proud of you.

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 01:07:52 PM »
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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 01:09:44 PM »
I thought your name was Johnny, not Julian? Your kayfabe sucks ass.  ;D

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 01:14:58 PM »
I thought your name was Johnny, not Julian? Your kayfabe sucks ass.  ;D

"julian" isn't even my real name so i'm still kayfabing the mizarks

"Julian St. John" is only a "stage name"

lolll how much money did you make with those tights, fag??

i can ck ebay for the exact amount but off the top of my head it was over 150

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 01:17:36 PM »
another epic reveal

http://myownprivatelapdance.com/


the stud in the background image is yours truly










FUCK YOU DAD!!!

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 01:35:17 PM »
another epic reveal

http://myownprivatelapdance.com/


the stud in the background image is yours truly










FUCK YOU DAD!!!
why am i not curious sufficiently to click the link?

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 01:38:47 PM »
why am i not curious sufficiently to click the link?

it features hot dudes lol

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 01:44:41 PM »
So Pellius' first name is James?

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Re: jnn- a nasserite?
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 01:45:58 PM »
james001

the dude who won them was in DC

So Pellius' first name is James?


HA ha ha

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 01:52:41 PM »
how much did you get for them?  Good going johnny!
TEAM Nasser

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 01:56:16 PM »
how much did you get for them?  Good going johnny!

like i said i know it was over 150 and honestly i'm too lazy to ck my ebay records


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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2009, 02:03:52 PM »
You are the coolest man ever JNN
Well,you and Des,thanks to him and his antics monday night I have a lifetime ban from Pizza Hut in Carlow,Ireland
I'll try upload the pics and videos

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2009, 02:12:15 PM »
One of the tamer pics...

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2009, 02:44:59 PM »
hahaha wtf okami?! ;D
tank u jesus

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2009, 03:00:43 PM »
like i said i know it was over 150 and honestly i'm too lazy to ck my ebay records



Nice coin Johnnay.

Fuck it, I say.  If you can make some bucks with your bod without having to take cock up the ass....good for you.

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2009, 03:04:40 PM »
You are the coolest man ever JNN
Well,you and Des,thanks to him and his antics monday night I have a lifetime ban from Pizza Hut in Carlow,Ireland
I'll try upload the pics and videos

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2009, 03:06:21 PM »
getbig never ceases to amaze me

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2009, 03:18:01 PM »
HELP ME UNCLE....INDEED


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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2009, 03:22:08 PM »
Did you make more money by adding "Love, Julian"?
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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2009, 03:23:01 PM »
One of the tamer pics...

toughest man alive right there

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2009, 05:23:00 PM »
One of the tamer pics...


ANOTHER CLASSIC THAT NOW OCCUPIES MY HARD DRIVE

you guys are  a modern day frank dux and ray jackson

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Re: jnn- a nasserite? aka "adventures in being "schmoe'd" "
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2009, 05:24:18 PM »
Did you make more money by adding "Love, Julian"?

lol i should have charged more for that