Author Topic: Not Sure-Ask Avesher (Read 8438 times)

disturbia · « **Reply #125 on:** November 15, 2009, 01:41:20 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on November 15, 2009, 01:40:02 AM

really?!

shit, he was hoping he was gay cuz he knows that would really piss off my dad

ahahahahahahahahaa sorry to burst your---errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr his dreams

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #126 on:** November 15, 2009, 02:43:25 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 01:41:20 AM

ahahahahahahahahaa sorry to burst your---errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr his dreams

Lmao JNN = getbig legend.

pellius · « **Reply #127 on:** November 15, 2009, 03:14:02 AM »

Dear Ask Avesher,

There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?

BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #128 on:** November 15, 2009, 03:17:50 AM »

Quote from: pellius on November 15, 2009, 03:14:02 AM

Dear Ask Avesher,

There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?

BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.

Local authorities have been notified.

outby43 · « **Reply #129 on:** November 15, 2009, 03:43:57 AM »

Quote from: pellius on November 15, 2009, 03:14:02 AM

Dear Ask Avesher,

There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?

BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.

I am not avesher but c'mon dude do you really need to ask? Wear that shit out but make it clear you will not be a father figure.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #130 on:** November 15, 2009, 03:55:28 AM »

Quote from: pellius on November 15, 2009, 03:14:02 AM

Dear Ask Avesher,

There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?

BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.

Haha, only if she can't find you when you decide you don't want to be found. I get the impression you have some $. Don't think with your prick.

outby43 · « **Reply #131 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:27:58 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on November 15, 2009, 03:55:28 AM

Haha, only if she can't find you when you decide you don't want to be found. I get the impression you have some $. Don't think with your prick.

No danger there. Have you seen his pics? Borderline homeless.

J/K Pellius

Tapeworm · « **Reply #132 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:35:30 AM »

Quote from: xbht on November 15, 2009, 04:27:58 AM

No danger there. Have you seen his pics? Borderline homeless.

J/K Pellius

He's no Windsor88 but I don't think he's a working stiff like the rest of us.

WillGrant · « **Reply #133 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:07:39 PM »

Quote from: pellius on November 15, 2009, 03:14:02 AM

Dear Ask Avesher,

There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?

BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.

Nail her and post pics

pellius · « **Reply #134 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:11:47 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on November 15, 2009, 05:07:39 PM

Nail her and post pics

I knew I could always count on you to support my seedy, predatory, and perverted ways.

WillGrant · « **Reply #135 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:13:50 PM »

Quote from: pellius on November 15, 2009, 05:11:47 PM

I knew I could always count on you to support my seedy, predatory, and perverted ways.

pellius · « **Reply #136 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on November 15, 2009, 04:35:30 AM

He's no Windsor88 but I don't think he's a working stiff like the rest of us.

I live a simply life really. I fire dance for the tourist in Waikiki and I'm one of the many foot soldiers scattered through out the world laundering and funneling money into Communist China in support of the Falun Gong. In service to my master, Li Hongzhi, our mission is to over throw the Communist regime and to free Tibet and allow the Dalia Lama to return to his homeland safely and with impunity.

Also, several times a week I take off my shirt and wrestle with other men.

disturbia · « **Reply #137 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:23:40 PM »

i cracked one off to Faith Hill

chaos · « **Reply #138 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:27:40 PM »

Quote from: pellius on November 15, 2009, 05:21:07 PM

Also, several times a week I take off my shirt and wrestle with other men.

Outed.

pellius · « **Reply #139 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:30:04 PM »

Quote from: chaos on November 15, 2009, 05:27:40 PM

Outed.

DAMN! You have eyes everywhere!!!!!

pellius · « **Reply #140 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:33:39 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 05:23:40 PM

i cracked one off to Faith Hill

You still haven't answered my question. Also, what's up with the girl you banged that you featured on your post coital video interview? I thought she was kind of cute and had that girl next door look. I like when a girl has that wholesome look and openly admits to doing anal.

CalvinH · « **Reply #141 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:45:21 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on November 13, 2009, 09:19:57 AM

Av,when is enough enough?
I'm going out tonight with the blonde I posted the pic of.we both like to drink.whats a happy medium between buzzed up and rearin to go or too much booze and a Mr.softie followed by sleep.?

Thanks for the help!

disturbia · « **Reply #142 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:50:13 PM »

Quote from: pellius on November 15, 2009, 05:33:39 PM

You still haven't answered my question. Also, what's up with the girl you banged that you featured on your post coital video interview? I thought she was kind of cute and had that girl next door look. I like when a girl has that wholesome look and openly admits to doing anal.

I dont like you anymore. You talk like you are above everyone using big words and thinking you are the shit. I think you are a bit of a loser actually

disturbia · « **Reply #143 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:51:46 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on November 15, 2009, 05:45:21 PM

Thanks for the help!

did I answer you? Sorry if I missed it. I'm sure you did the right thing anyways

pellius · « **Reply #144 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:52:48 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 05:50:13 PM

I dont like you anymore. You talk like you are above everyone using big words and thinking you are the shit. I think you are a bit of a loser actually

In the future I will make more of an effort to talk down to you and use smaller words.