Author Topic: Not Sure-Ask Avesher (Read 8440 times)

disturbia · « **on:** November 12, 2009, 06:32:54 PM »

I've decided to start an advice column. If you need answers or advice, ask away.

Dr. Avesher GSN NWT LLPQ WXYZ

SS · « **Reply #1 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:35:34 PM »

You're on a roll big guy!..........Keep it up, GB needs it

johnnynoname · « **Reply #2 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:35:52 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 06:32:54 PM

I've decided to start an advice column. If you need answers or advice, ask away.

Dr. Avesher GSN NWT LLPQ WXYZ

Dr. avesher
why don't girls like me?
and
why do i masturbate to ugly celebrities sometimes?

disturbia · « **Reply #3 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:41:45 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on November 12, 2009, 06:35:52 PM

Dr. avesher
why don't girls like me?
and
why do i masturbate to ugly celebrities sometimes?

Girls like you but are clearly intimidated by the unique level of studliness you bring. They are only comfortable with the regular tools they can own.

I do too, and it makes me feel closer to reality and able to get them if they arent too hot.

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:43:34 PM »

my car is making a weird noise
when i accelerate i hear vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr
my engine used 2 b quiet

help!!

disturbia · « **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:44:28 PM »

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on November 12, 2009, 06:43:34 PM

my car is making a weird noise
when i accelerate i hear vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr
my engine used 2 b quiet

help!!

sounds like its just a belt issue--have you checked them lately?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:45:31 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 06:41:45 PM

Girls like you but are clearly intimidated by the unique level of studliness you bring. They are only comfortable with the regular tools they can own.

I do too, and it makes me feel closer to reality and able to get them if they arent too hot.

thanx

btw, this thread has instant classic written all over it

disturbia · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:47:11 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on November 12, 2009, 06:45:31 PM

thanx

btw, this thread has instant classic written all over it

and the title rhymes

SS · « **Reply #8 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:47:37 PM »

Dr Avsh..... Could you teach me to close my fist when I beat wanna be cage fighters up on the weekend?

I have the habit of open slapping tiny tits and I get good results, but I'm thinking I could prob do more damage if I wasn't such a puss and closed my fist

.....Thanks your truly, SS!

Montague · « **Reply #9 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:48:41 PM »

Dear AV:
What are the winning numbers to this Saturday's Powerball?

Thanks,
Monty

disturbia · « **Reply #10 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:50:54 PM »

Quote from: Montague on November 12, 2009, 06:48:41 PM

Dear AV:
What are the winning numbers to this Saturday's Powerball?

Thanks,
Monty

1 3 9 21 26 powerball 31

chaos · « **Reply #11 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:52:26 PM »

Quote from: SS on November 12, 2009, 06:47:37 PM

Dr Avsh..... Could you teach me to close my fist when I beat wanna be cage fighters up on the weekend?

I have the habit of open slapping tiny tits and I get good results, but I'm thinking I could prob do more damage if I wasn't such a puss and closed my fist .....Thanks your truly, SS!

Just think of all the little mexis running around spending your tax dollars, that always helps me.

Montague · « **Reply #12 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:53:43 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 06:50:54 PM

1 3 9 21 26 powerball 31

Thanks.
I'm gonna go buy 200 tickets - all with those numbers.

disturbia · « **Reply #13 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:54:05 PM »

Quote from: SS on November 12, 2009, 06:47:37 PM

Dr Avsh..... Could you teach me to close my fist when I beat wanna be cage fighters up on the weekend?

I have the habit of open slapping tiny tits and I get good results, but I'm thinking I could prob do more damage if I wasn't such a puss and closed my fist .....Thanks your truly, SS!

I would stick with the open slap. Not only does it inflict ample damage with your size but it also belittles them and crushes their already fragile egos to a state of no repair. Best time to catch them with the slap is when they are stating that they are not allowed by their teacher to use their skills in a fight.

The Ugly · « **Reply #14 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:18:05 PM »

Why does the Del Taco dummy always recommend fries and shit when I clearly order "just a big ass diet coke"? "That'll do it," I say, but he always comes back with the food thing.

Every fucking day, guy.

The Ugly · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:22:09 PM »

Please answer before that A1 dude kills you.

disturbia · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:10:37 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on November 12, 2009, 07:18:05 PM

Why does the Del Taco dummy always recommend fries and shit when I clearly order "just a big ass diet coke"? "That'll do it," I say, but he always comes back with the food thing.

Every fucking day, guy.

he's clearly a programmed robot

WillGrant · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:16:00 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 08:10:37 PM

he's clearly a programmed robot

Are you logged into rx at mo? or got bored.

The Ugly · « **Reply #18 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:22:23 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 08:10:37 PM

he's clearly a programmed robot

Thanks. I'm totally gonna rep ya for that.

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:28:05 PM »

avesher could you help a brother out and see what this is all about?

You have been banned for the following reason:
useless troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

The Ugly · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:33:26 PM »

Probably got too close to exposing that loudmouth pussy.

WillGrant · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:34:45 PM »

Quote from: chaos on November 12, 2009, 08:28:05 PM

avesher could you help a brother out and see what this is all about?

You have been banned for the following reason:
useless troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

hahahahaha fukas

You were making analballick1 cry there , he prob complained. $:-\$

disturbia · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:38:09 PM »

Quote from: chaos on November 12, 2009, 08:28:05 PM

avesher could you help a brother out and see what this is all about?

You have been banned for the following reason:
useless troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

fuk those whiny girls--i told them to ban me too--its a bitch zone over there

chaos · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:39:01 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on November 12, 2009, 08:34:45 PM

hahahahaha fukas
You were making analballick1 cry there , he prob complained. $:-\$

Nah I started a thread about how disgusting FBB is and whamm!! I got hit with some "violation" or some shit, then some douchebag Chingadera Xilophone or something PM'd me and mumbled some shit about doing something to me, so I PM'd him back what I thought about him and FBB.........boom, I'm out.

chaos · « **Reply #24 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:40:17 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 08:38:09 PM

fuk those whiny girls--i told them to ban me too--its a bitch zone over there

haha I can't even read that site now, it just pops up automatically with the your banned banner.