Tougher with a Tapout shirt on?

[Andy Griffin]

How do you feel about a chain with a cross for the pendant? To show that while you're an animal, you are still humble enough to answer to Him.

Actually, you can claim to be an instrument of His wrath.  Standing over the mangled corpse, you can tell the police officer, "I only do...what I'm called to do."

[The Showstoppa]

How do you feel about a chain with a cross for the pendant? To show that while you're an animal, you are still humble enough to answer to Him.

It is important to remain humble while you are kicking in a skull.

[Mr Nobody]

 

[tendonitis]

I have a Tapout shirt for every day of the week.
Life ain't worth living unless you're going to do it right.

[disturbia]

I have a Tapout shirt for every day of the week.
Life ain't worth living unless you're going to do it right.

teach me

[The Showstoppa]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooo o !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Nobody]

Whooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pluck]

PITBULL WILL INCREASE TOUGHNESS BY AN ADDITIONAL 13% PER DOG.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

I spit out some of my coffee... hahahaah

 

[serpentine007]

Funny thread, like the getbig of old.

[Luv2Hurt]

I got a t shirt with a giant skull on it---can I go out and terrorize the town tonight?

Hispanic gentelman at my gym wears a big skull bennie hat, huge, scary, white skull staring out from his forehead.  The skull bennie has been estimated to increase his "Tough factor" by 21.5%

[disturbia]

Hispanic gentelman at my gym wears a big skull bennie hat, huge, scary, white skull staring out from his forehead.  The skull bennie has been estimated to increase his "Tough factor" by 21.5%

 

unheard of levels

[Special Ed]

How to Increase your Toughness with Tapout by 2834%

1. Put 'Tapout' decal on your new Hummer (186%)
2. Clothe Pit or Rott in 'Tapout' doggie sweatjacket (93%)
3. Cut off sleeves of 'Tapout' t-shirt to show off 'Tapout' tribal tattoo (231%)
4. Videotape yourself tapping out Joe Rogan in a sparring session while wearing 'Tapout' shirt (43%). Add 85% if Joe is wearing one also.
5. Wear 'Tapout' Beanie to synagogue instead of yarmulke. When Rabbi questions you, choke him out. (138%)
6. Use the words 'Alpha Male', 'Tapout', and 'Hedge Fund' in a single sentence (22%)
7. Play Jeopardy at crowded bar. Answer, "What is Tapout?" to every single question. Armbar the first person who tells you to STFU. (412%)
8. Place 'Tapout' sticker on luggage. Bump into Mike Tyson at LAX. Challenge him to 'Who Can Punch the Softest?' and let him go first. Then slug him as hard as you can and shout out "I Lose!" while holding video camera. (388%)
9. Wearing a 'Tapout' graphic tee, force way into pilot's cabin on airplane and scream 'Allah Akbar'. Then quietly return to seat. (911%)
10. Get 'Tap the fuck out' tattooed on erect penis so it reads 'Tapout' when flaccid. Upload homemade porno of you shagging Jamie Eason from behind while yelling 'Tapout' with every thrust. Keep pounding until she 'taps out'.

[Andy Griffin]

How to Increase your Toughness with Tapout by 2834%

1. Put 'Tapout' decal on your new Hummer (186%)
2. Clothe Pit or Rott in 'Tapout' doggie sweatjacket (93%)
3. Cut off sleeves of 'Tapout' t-shirt to show off 'Tapout' tribal tattoo (231%)
4. Videotape yourself tapping out Joe Rogan in a sparring session while wearing 'Tapout' shirt (43%). Add 85% if Joe is wearing one also.
5. Wear 'Tapout' Beanie to synagogue instead of yarmulke. When Rabbi questions you, choke him out. (138%)
6. Use the words 'Alpha Male', 'Tapout', and 'Hedge Fund' in a single sentence (22%)
7. Play Jeopardy at crowded bar. Answer, "What is Tapout?" to every single question. Armbar the first person who tells you to STFU. (412%)
8. Place 'Tapout' sticker on luggage. Bump into Mike Tyson at LAX. Challenge him to 'Who Can Punch the Softest?' and let him go first. Then slug him as hard as you can and shout out "I Lose!" while holding video camera. (388%)
9. Wearing a 'Tapout' graphic tee, force way into pilot's cabin on airplane and scream 'Allah Akbar'. Then quietly return to seat. (911%)
10. Get 'Tap the fuck out' tattooed on erect penis so it reads 'Tapout' when flaccid. Upload homemade porno of you shagging Jamie Eason from behind while yelling 'Tapout' with every thrust. Keep pounding until she 'taps out'.

Oustanding!!  What 5 year old hasn't fallen for this trick from his dad?  I'm willing to bet Tyson would to.  Then he'd call MSNBC and say, "Guess what??  I finally won another fight!!" 

[funk51]

you can tack on 10% more if you wear a hat sideways.

                        no you need the matching tapout tough guy beanie to complete the look and gain more tough points.