I was once coming out of a restaurant, when I saw this homeless bber, holding a sign that read, "Please help a muscle pageant veteran". So I did.
Another time, I spotted one at a light. He was holding a sign that read, "help, I need D-bol"....I thought to myself, at least he's honest.
Then there was time when I was stopped by this bber, who says to me, "I haven't fucked a grapefruit in 3 days. Can you help me?"
True stories...