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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #125 on: November 16, 2009, 11:44:36 AM »
This one has kidney transplant written all over it. I could be wrong, I hope I am, but I doubt we'll see Brock fight again.

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2009, 11:46:11 AM »
cant you guys have some respect, i hated the guy, he had a giant dildo in his chest, but he was a human been, and he died for many tuf-wannabees-cocks*ckers-bitches...

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2009, 11:55:41 AM »
Swede is on suicide watch.

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #128 on: November 16, 2009, 11:59:49 AM »
Hahahaha, Jaejonna caves and redoes the heading of this post he started. Way to stand by your opening statement.
jokes on you, only Mods can change the title of the thread...make a thread, then try changing the title...hahahah im in your head without trying hahaha
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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #129 on: November 16, 2009, 12:00:36 PM »
The average SF guy is about 185 and runs like the wind...they generally don't throw guys like Lesnar around...why does everybody have a "friend in special forces"?
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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #130 on: November 16, 2009, 12:03:15 PM »
The average SF guy is about 185 and runs like the wind...they generally don't throw guys like Lesnar around...why does everybody have a "friend in special forces"?

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #131 on: November 16, 2009, 12:03:42 PM »
The average SF guy is about 185 and runs like the wind...they generally don't throw guys like Lesnar around...why does everybody have a "friend in special forces"?
Maybe "mons" can tell us?  ;D

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #132 on: November 16, 2009, 12:08:40 PM »
jokes on you, only Mods can change the title of the thread...make a thread, then try changing the title...hahahah im in your head without trying hahaha
Hahaha...I guess they saved u from further ridicule.....hahahaha... .making up stories, not good little man. The only part of my head you're in is the "what an idiot' part.

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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #133 on: November 16, 2009, 12:10:33 PM »
This one has kidney transplant written all over it. I could be wrong, I hope I am, but I doubt we'll see Brock fight again.

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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #134 on: November 16, 2009, 12:13:07 PM »
By Cathal Kelly

Ailing cage fighter Brock Lesnar has developed a serious intestinal disorder that requires surgery, Ultimate Fighting Championship boss Dana White told TMZ.com Monday.
Lesnar, a 265 lb. former wrestler and football player, collapsed and was reportedly hospitalized last week during a vacation in Canada. On Saturday, White told various sources that Lesnar was in dire condition.
"He's not well. He's not going to be getting well anytime soon," White told reporters after a UFC event in England. "He doesn't have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he's got some problems."
On Monday, White clarified his diagnosis somewhat. He also said that Lesnar is back in the U.S. and that he might be admitted to the Mayo Clinic for surgery. According to White, Lesnar, 32, might never fight again
Lesnar himself has not been heard from since cancelling a scheduled bout three weeks ago. Shortly thereafter, UFC announced that Lesnar had contracted mononucleosis. Rumours swirled that he had swine flu. Things appear to be going from bad to worse for the superstar mixed-martial artist.
In college, Lesnar was a dominating wrestler. After school, he used his impressive bulk and outsized personality to switch over to the theatrics of professional wrestling. He was a huge draw for World Wrestling Entertainment.
In 2004, he decided on a mid-career switch to professional football. Despite no high-level experience in the game, he was given a shot by the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. He played for one season.
At age 30, he decided to switch professions again. He soon signed on to fight for UFC. In July, he won a championship belt.
UFC has had no trouble drawing huge crowds and lots of pay-per-view customers. Credibility, though, continues to be harder to come by.
News of Lesnar's mystery illness has been greeted by skepticism by some blogs outside the mixed-martial arts universe.

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #135 on: November 16, 2009, 12:14:46 PM »
Swede is on suicide watch.

Im about to have a mental breakdown is he isn't gonna fight anymore

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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #136 on: November 16, 2009, 12:19:32 PM »
intestinal disorder? must be kidney or liver..

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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #137 on: November 16, 2009, 12:21:03 PM »
Some fucking canadian tried to assassinate him!!

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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #138 on: November 16, 2009, 12:30:07 PM »
what intestinal disorder makes you pass out?  ???
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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #139 on: November 16, 2009, 12:41:25 PM »
Im about to have a mental breakdown is he isn't gonna fight anymore

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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #140 on: November 16, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »
what intestinal disorder makes you pass out?  ???
well anyone that effects proper absorption which is most of them... hope this helps

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2009, 12:45:05 PM »
he'll be remembered as potentially the best fighter ever, or overhyped, depends on who ya ask

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #142 on: November 16, 2009, 12:48:52 PM »
maybe its a tumor?

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #143 on: November 16, 2009, 12:53:46 PM »
maybe its a tumor?

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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #144 on: November 16, 2009, 01:21:45 PM »
on behalf of Bob Holly, Marc Mero and Frank Mir may i say:   

WAHHHHHH I'LL NEVER FIGHT AGAIN WAHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #145 on: November 16, 2009, 01:26:44 PM »
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Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
« Reply #146 on: November 16, 2009, 01:39:57 PM »
this just in from Fedor



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Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
« Reply #147 on: November 16, 2009, 01:44:47 PM »


Words from the legendary Ivan Drago on brocks condition....
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What should Brock do to heal himself?
« Reply #148 on: November 16, 2009, 02:53:33 PM »

should he re-evaluate what he consumes in his diet, or simply rule out diet as a factor all together and put full faith in medical care?
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Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
« Reply #149 on: November 16, 2009, 03:06:09 PM »