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Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« on: November 15, 2009, 07:23:12 PM »

Any recommendations for a cheap motel in the Keys?  I'm talking one star or less.

Thanks.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 07:25:34 PM »

 Did you say 'motel' or 'schmoetel'? I didn't quite understand...



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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 07:45:59 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 15, 2009, 07:25:34 PM
Did you say 'motel' or 'schmoetel'? I didn't quite understand...

LOL!

I actually gave up my schmoe card last month and got out of the game.

I'm looking for a real dive.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 07:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Tre on November 15, 2009, 07:45:59 PM
LOL!

I actually gave up my schmoe card last month and got out of the game.

I'm looking for a real dive.
Hahahaha. Sure. Okay.


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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 08:38:48 PM »
i just stayed at the Cove Atlantis in the Bahamas, amazing place..no children allowed by the pool...awesome!!
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 07:49:58 AM »
Quote from: nycbull on November 15, 2009, 08:38:48 PM
i just stayed at the Cove Atlantis in the Bahamas, amazing place..no children allowed by the pool...awesome!!

Nah, done with the high-end hotels for now.  I want to stay in the kind of place where there is no concierge and where you pull the car right up to your door.  Maybe they take credit cards with the little sliding machine and carbon paper, but they greatly prefer cash, cuz then there's no sales tax.  I'd like a place with no restaurant, but a diner within half a mile or so.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2009, 08:56:29 AM »
Quote from: Tre on November 16, 2009, 07:49:58 AM
Nah, done with the high-end hotels for now.  I want to stay in the kind of place where there is no concierge and where you pull the car right up to your door.  Maybe they take credit cards with the little sliding machine and carbon paper, but they greatly prefer cash, cuz then there's no sales tax.  I'd like a place with no restaurant, but a diner within half a mile or so.

how many bodies are you looking to dispose of, Trenuggs?
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 09:06:46 AM »
Tre, how about just looking around when you get there?  I'm thinking the type of place you are looking for won't take reservations.  But if you do call one, talk white, cause they might not book one for a brotha.  ;D
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2009, 09:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Tre on November 16, 2009, 07:49:58 AM
Nah, done with the high-end hotels for now.  I want to stay in the kind of place where there is no concierge and where you pull the car right up to your door.  Maybe they take credit cards with the little sliding machine and carbon paper, but they greatly prefer cash, cuz then there's no sales tax.  I'd like a place with no restaurant, but a diner within half a mile or so.
The Pelican Cove is a dump in Largo..the rooms are tiny..it's on the Gulf side.......The Conch House is a great breakfst joint and maybe sunset dinner at Marker 88 restaurant. Cruise over to the Big Chill (Jimmy Johnson's bar) or The Tiki Bar right down in Islamorada.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2009, 09:38:04 AM »
In Broward & Dade County, I always use Sharky's Bail Bonds. Those guys are fast and they don't ask questions. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 10:03:29 AM »
is no one else curious as to why tre's looking for a place straight out of a murder mystery movie?

spill the beans!!!
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2009, 10:34:44 AM »
Quote from: dov on November 16, 2009, 09:08:37 AM
The Pelican Cove is a dump in Largo..the rooms are tiny..it's on the Gulf side.......The Conch House is a great breakfst joint and maybe sunset dinner at Marker 88 restaurant. Cruise over to the Big Chill (Jimmy Johnson's bar) or The Tiki Bar right down in Islamorada.

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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 10:40:06 AM »
You know who else went on the lam in Key Largo?
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 10:44:24 AM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on November 16, 2009, 10:03:29 AM
is no one else curious as to why tre's looking for a place straight out of a murder mystery movie?

spill the beans!!!

LOL @ MBP!! 

Although I'm a simple man with generally simple tastes who was raised in a very humble home, I do love nice hotels and typically stay in them when I travel.  It's been almost 10 years since I've slummed it, though, and would like to get back to my roots for a minute, as I've been living the high life a bit excessively recently, I must (shamefully) confess. 

Quote from: dr.chimps on November 16, 2009, 10:40:06 AM
You know who else went on the lam in Key Largo?

LOL @ Doc!

Awesome movie...who among us doesn't love Bogey and Bacall?? 

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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 11:14:56 AM »


Uncle Jesse had to play drums cause whats his ass is bat shit and gave the fckn mason family a place to stay for 2weeks plus dropped charles manson off at the estate and told him who lived there
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 11:18:14 AM »
Quote from: Tre on November 15, 2009, 07:23:12 PM
Any recommendations for a cheap motel in the Keys?  I'm talking one star or less.

Thanks.

How cheap? ???
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 11:53:50 AM »
Quote from: BayGBM on November 16, 2009, 11:18:14 AM
How cheap? ???

As cheap and tawdry as possible.  I'm looking for faded curtains, tattered sheets, and art deco tile in the bathroom.  I want the kind of place that has a 'ring bell for service' sign at the front desk (cuz the manager is watching TV in the back) and where the nightly room rate is posted out front in red numbers.  It should advertise 'Color TV in every room' and there should be absolutely NO hi-speed internet and preferably no cable TV either. 
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2009, 11:55:54 AM »
Quote from: Tre on November 16, 2009, 11:53:50 AM
As cheap and tawdry as possible.  I'm looking for faded curtains, tattered sheets, and art deco tile in the bathroom.  I want the kind of place that has a 'ring bell for service' sign at the front desk (cuz the manager is watching TV in the back) and where the nightly room rate is posted out front in red numbers.  It should advertise 'Color TV in every room' and there should be absolutely NO hi-speed internet and preferably no cable TV either. 
Some people want to feel as much at home as possible when they travel.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2009, 12:03:19 PM »
Quote from: Top Dog on November 16, 2009, 11:55:54 AM
Some people want to feel as much at home as possible when they travel.

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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2009, 12:05:23 PM »
Tre trying to go all "ROOTS" and shit on us.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2009, 12:06:31 PM »
Quote from: Tre on November 16, 2009, 11:53:50 AM
As cheap and tawdry as possible.  I'm looking for faded curtains, tattered sheets, and art deco tile in the bathroom.  I want the kind of place that has a 'ring bell for service' sign at the front desk (cuz the manager is watching TV in the back) and where the nightly room rate is posted out front in red numbers.  It should advertise 'Color TV in every room' and there should be absolutely NO hi-speed internet and preferably no cable TV either. 
LOL. Sounds like you're looking for Motel Film Noir. 'And there she was. One look at her gams and I knew she could lift me. I drifted her way.'*  

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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2009, 12:11:15 PM »
Meeting any of your...cough..friends down there Tre?
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2009, 12:18:04 PM »
Drove to Key West earlier this year.
Plenty of shitty places to stay right off the main road. Just keep driving south to the next Key if you can't find anything.

Btw there's a high school in the Keys I drove past. How awesome would it have been to go to high school in the Keys??? All the girls wearing warm weather clothing, ocean, beach, fishing...etc. My god!
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2009, 12:38:54 PM »
Quote from: pluck on November 16, 2009, 12:18:04 PM
Drove to Key West earlier this year.
Plenty of shitty places to stay right off the main road. Just keep driving south to the next Key if you can't find anything.

Btw there's a high school in the Keys I drove past. How awesome would it have been to go to high school in the Keys??? All the girls wearing warm weather clothing, ocean, beach, fishing...etc. My god!
Saw that high school and thought the same thing.
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Re: Key Largo - cheap hotel needed
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM »
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