Author Topic: Right now as we speak... (Read 1784 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **on:** November 17, 2009, 06:37:14 AM »

I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

dov · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2009, 06:42:05 AM »

Quote from: RPF on November 17, 2009, 06:37:14 AM

I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

basketball

Tapeworm · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2009, 06:51:41 AM »

Quote from: RPF on November 17, 2009, 06:37:14 AM

I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

Got shot outta the saddle eh?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:00:20 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on November 17, 2009, 06:51:41 AM

Got shot outta the saddle eh?

Didn't even get that close.

Benny B · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:00:43 AM »

Quote from: RPF on November 17, 2009, 06:37:14 AM

I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

Beta male confirmation.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:14:00 AM »

Quote from: RPF on November 17, 2009, 07:00:20 AM

Didn't even get that close.

You need an icebreaker. Ask them if they know a good dentist who specializes in gold front teeth. White gold. Then take it out and tell her not to be shy 'cause you don't judge.

emn1964 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:15:59 AM »

Like Steve Irwin, you need to place a cloth over their head, wrestle them to the ground, duct tape their hands behind their back then stick your thumb in their ass...

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:16:13 AM »

Quote from: RPF on November 17, 2009, 06:37:14 AM

I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

How do the Kardashians look from that close?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:25:30 AM »

hahahahahah

Mars · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:57:03 AM »

didnt you asked them what is wrong with white guys?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2009, 08:05:07 AM »

Quote from: RPF on November 17, 2009, 06:37:14 AM

I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

how many of them are blonde?
how many of them would be considered "BBWs"?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2009, 08:25:01 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on November 17, 2009, 08:05:07 AM

how many of them are blonde?
how many of them would be considered "BBWs"?

They're gone now, I'll describe girl A, B, C, and D as I remember them...

Girl A= Brown Hair, probably about 34, eyes that stick out of her skull like a lizard (maybe she had a thyroid problem? White coat (yellowed), Apple Bottom style Jeans, very beautiful ass if you can get past the rest.

Girl B= Blonde Hair, decent looking in the face, maybe about 25, black fleece type shirt, white jeans, no ass, and I think I could make out a possible camel toe (possibly just a shadow on the white jeans)?

Girl C= Extremely cute face, even model quality, around 25, part Latina? Very nice hair/cut, very short/fat. (possibly not a mudshark?)

Girl D= Can't remember