Author Topic: Sub-200lb section of the gym UPDATE (Read 5498 times)

CalvinH · « **Reply #50 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:22:50 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2009, 05:16:19 PM

Oh settle down Clavin.....we'll let you weigh in with all your clothes on.....just be sure to wear workboots.

Ursus · « **Reply #51 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:24:35 PM »

You would break your hand before you knocked them off my face Sonnyjim.

trustnoone · « **Reply #52 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on November 18, 2009, 05:24:35 PM

You would break your hand before you knocked them off my face Sonnyjim.

Oh boy! another tough guy cause he sticks a needle in his azz and lifts weights

Ursus · « **Reply #53 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:27:02 PM »

Notice the smiley...

trustnoone · « **Reply #54 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:27:38 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on November 18, 2009, 05:27:02 PM

Notice the smiley...

Meltdown!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #55 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:29:56 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2009, 02:04:49 PM

As some of you fine gents might recall, a couple of years ago, the gym manager, Bruno, at the gym I frequent decided to divide the gym into sub 200lb male members and full grown men. The results have been remarkable. Many tiny twinks did quit, but the ones who stayed would work their tiny little tails off and Bruno's protein shake sales went thru the roof as they tried to "make weight."

LOL. I bet there was a like twink group that took cover in the sauna.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #56 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:30:35 PM »

This is a great idea I need to suggest it to my gym, although they'll probably throw me out as they're a "health club" now. Would be nice to just work out with some guys who actually look like they lift and aren't taking my bench with their 30lbs dumbbell chest presses.

Ursus · « **Reply #57 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:31:22 PM »

My gym is tiny - people range from a 100lb max bench to maybe 400lbs. Its so small so everyone knows and gets on with each other.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #58 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:32:19 PM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on November 18, 2009, 05:30:35 PM

This is a great idea I need to suggest it to my gym, although they'll probably throw me out as they're a "health club" now. Would be nice to just work out with some guys who actually look like they lift and aren't taking my bench with their 30lbs dumbbell chest presses.

Yes STI......these twinks were always putting the barbell in the squat rack "loaded" up with 10lb plates on each side and curl it......

trustnoone · « **Reply #59 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:33:43 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on November 18, 2009, 05:31:22 PM

My gym is tiny - people range from a 100lb max bench to maybe 400lbs. Its so small so everyone knows and gets on with each other.

How many 500lb natural 17 yr old kids do you have at ur gym, Goudy?

My gym there's only 20 or so and I'm thinking that's because a lot of them like to stay low key and lift in their daddy's garage.

Les Grossman · « **Reply #60 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:34:12 PM »

Quote from: trustnoone on November 18, 2009, 05:21:32 PM

skinny boy meltdown!

Lemme guess....you can't train your back or legs because your braided gold necklace is too tight?

That's okay, it's the internet, just claim you're training MMA/UFC/Cage Fighting/Muay Thai/Nut Hugging/BJJ/BJ's/Prostrate Massage and some rube somewhere will believe it.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #61 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:35:50 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2009, 05:32:19 PM

Yes STI......these twinks were always putting the barbell in the squat rack "loaded" up with 10lb plates on each side and curl it......

I've seen some of these bottom twinks squatting with two 10s and a 5 on each side

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #62 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:35:59 PM »

Quote from: trustnoone on November 18, 2009, 05:33:43 PM

How many 500lb natural 17 yr old kids do you have at ur gym, Goudy?

My gym there's only 20 or so and I'm thinking that's because a lot of them like to stay low key and lift in their daddy's garage.

You must live in a small town.....here we have around 50 or so 17yr old HS kids throwin' up 500lbs.....no problem.

trustnoone · « **Reply #63 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:58:39 PM »

Quote from: Les Grossman on November 18, 2009, 05:34:12 PM

Lemme guess....you can't train your back or legs because your braided gold necklace is too tight?

That's okay, it's the internet, just claim you're training MMA/UFC/Cage Fighting/Muay Thai/Nut Hugging/BJJ/BJ's/Prostrate Massage and some rube somewhere will believe it.

Double skinny boy meltdown.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #64 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:01:56 PM »

Quote from: trustnoone on November 18, 2009, 05:58:39 PM

Double skinny boy meltdown.

haha, yes......Lil Les is out hittin' the heavy bag in his garage in full Tap Out wear...."I'll show those guys!" as his tiny little fists barely make an indention. hahaha

TommyBoy · « **Reply #65 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:10:41 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2009, 05:09:29 PM

The little guy area is mainly stretch tubes, swiss balls and a chinup station. It does have DB's that go all the way up to 50lbs though. More than enough.

So how would the wee ones get to be like the big guys with stuff like this? All assuming this is true of course.

Quote from: trustnoone on November 18, 2009, 05:01:06 PM

Oh brother another ab shooter.

well if you're only a buck 80, which on the net really means a buck 50, you sure in the hell better have a six pack

Nah dawg, my e-weight is like 220lbs with 20in guns.

semi-serious: If a rule like this were to ever be placed in a gym wouldn't it be better to use pounds lifted in certain exercises? There are plenty of guys in the gym FATTER than I am that I am much stronger than. I am quite sure this is the case for a lot of guys here.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #66 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:12:58 PM »

Quote from: TommyBoy on November 18, 2009, 07:10:41 PM

So how would the wee ones get to be like the big guys with stuff like this? All assuming this is true of course.

Sometimes, I see them doing assisted donkey calf raises, and they often stack two or three on top of each other doing pushup off of the swiss ball. Plus, once in awhile Bruno will let them borrow a couple of 45lb plates....

TommyBoy · « **Reply #67 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:14:12 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2009, 07:12:58 PM

Sometimes, I see them doing assisted donkey calf raises, and they often stack two or three on top of each other doing pushup off of the swiss ball. Plus, once in awhile Bruno will let them borrow a couple of 45lb plates....

HAHAHA

I'm getting a vision of a bunch of oompas running around with downs trying to get their swole on.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #68 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:14:42 PM »

Quote from: TommyBoy on November 18, 2009, 07:14:12 PM

HAHAHA

WillGrant · « **Reply #69 on:** November 18, 2009, 09:13:08 PM »

Quote from: SS on November 18, 2009, 04:24:09 PM

Just do what the owner of my gym does....Place a few 45's in front of the door and if they're not strong enough to get the door open, they're not allowed in.............Q the retards!

hahaha

BIG_STI · « **Reply #70 on:** November 19, 2009, 07:18:51 AM »

Quote from: TommyBoy on November 18, 2009, 07:10:41 PM

So how would the wee ones get to be like the big guys with stuff like this? All assuming this is true of course.

Nah dawg, my e-weight is like 220lbs with 20in guns.

Translation - you're a 170lb skinny/fat twink with 16 inch cannons

TommyBoy · « **Reply #71 on:** November 19, 2009, 07:29:24 AM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on November 19, 2009, 07:18:51 AM

Translation - you're a 170lb skinny/fat twink with 16 inch cannons

I am 170lbs if I haven't had carbs in a week or two. Nothing wrong with 16 inch arms! NOTHING! My weight has been translated twice now. Skinny/fat is the last thing I am though.

dov · « **Reply #72 on:** November 19, 2009, 07:31:24 AM »

Over 90% of "grown men"(200 lb +) in ANY gym I've ever been in are either sloppy fat, delusional permabulkers, or lazy short cutters who are gassed and still look like complete shits. I'll happily keep my lean 185-190 away from teh delusional f$ktards....funny thing is that 90% of time I'm stronger than these "grown men" on all lifts. This Bruno guy sounds like a major egotistical meathead.

Note to self.....Stay outta Apex!

TommyBoy · « **Reply #73 on:** November 19, 2009, 07:37:49 AM »

Quote from: dov on November 19, 2009, 07:31:24 AM

Over 90% of "grown men"(200 lb +) in ANY gym I've ever been in are either sloppy fat, delusional permabulkers, or lazy short cutters who are gassed and still look like complete shits. I'll happily keep my lean 185-190 away from teh delusional f$ktards....funny thing is that 90% of time I'm stronger than these "grown men" on all lifts. This Bruno guy sounds like a major egotistical meathead.

Note to self.....Stay outta Apex!

Yeah, sadly this IS true. I am pretty sure this is a "comedy" post though. The even funnier thing is these 200+ monsters you are describing will look at us "twinks" with with lean 180-190lb athletic greek god-like physique and accuse us of being on something. Don't get me wrong, there ARE guys over 200+ that make you go "holy crap I want to hit the sauce" but they are rare.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #74 on:** November 19, 2009, 09:03:46 AM »

Quote from: dov on November 19, 2009, 07:31:24 AM

Over 90% of "grown men"(200 lb +) in ANY gym I've ever been in are either sloppy fat, delusional permabulkers, or lazy short cutters who are gassed and still look like complete shits. I'll happily keep my lean 185-190 away from teh delusional f$ktards....funny thing is that 90% of time I'm stronger than these "grown men" on all lifts. This Bruno guy sounds like a major egotistical meathead.

Note to self.....Stay outta Apex!

dov, I will put in a good word for you with Bruno. I'll let him know you are visiting from Gaffney.