Going For Full Permabulker Look

[disturbia]

Shaving the head and growing a goatee---pics will follow
what else goes with this look?

[pugalist666]

Shaving the head and growing a goatee---pics will follow
what else goes with this look?

make fun of 170 pound cage fighters ,buy a harley and start doing this in your posts more often

[disturbia]

make fun of 170 pound cage fighters ,buy a harley and start doing this in your posts more often

I gotta be honest, I lol'd big time at this one

[io856]

make fun of 170 pound cage fighters ,buy a harley and start doing this in your posts more often

ahahhahahhahah

[odilly]

tap out gear and some tribal tattos or maybe some barbwire ones

[calfzilla]

Wear clothes that one would do cardio in, but never do cardio. 

[nzmusclemonster]

Shit stained undies from all the protein farts.

[pugalist666]

peek out your "prefabricated home" to see derek anthony hiding in your bushes

[cross-of-iron]

Your cholesterol must exceed your body weight.
You must not have any definition or be able to see veins...if you do eat one fast food meal a day or even better visit a buffet.
Your face must be bloated and red if it's not up the dose or see #2 or both.
You must carry a large bag into the gym filled with useless shit you don't need and leave it under the dumbbell rack or preferably somewhere so people have to step over it.
Never rest standing up...always on a bench or a piece of equipment (I know I do). When a twink starts circling around you give them a scowl to scare them away from asking you if you're using it.
Always have a couple days of beard growth so everybody knows "your a real man."

Those are a just a few I don't want to overload you.

[210 and growing]

Your cholesterol must exceed your body weight.
You must not have any definition or be able to see veins...if you do eat one fast food meal a day or even better visit a buffet.
Your face must be bloated and red if it's not up the dose or see #2 or both.
You must carry a large bag into the gym filled with useless shit you don't need and leave it under the dumbbell rack or preferably somewhere so people have to step over it.
Never rest standing up...always on a bench or a piece of equipment (I know I do). When a twink starts circling around you give them a scowl to scare them away from asking you if you're using it.
Always have a couple days of beard growth so everybody knows "your a real man."

Those are a just a few I don't want to overload you.

HAHAHAHAHA.
Stay in the gym for about 3 hours but only actually do 3 exercises, the rest of the time stand around chatting to random people about the pussy you have been slamming, the gear you have been taking, and the charlie you have been sniffing at weekends

[The Wizard of Truth]

Befriend Fat Alex

[disturbia]

Your cholesterol must exceed your body weight.
You must not have any definition or be able to see veins...if you do eat one fast food meal a day or even better visit a buffet.
Your face must be bloated and red if it's not up the dose or see #2 or both.
You must carry a large bag into the gym filled with useless shit you don't need and leave it under the dumbbell rack or preferably somewhere so people have to step over it.
Never rest standing up...always on a bench or a piece of equipment (I know I do). When a twink starts circling around you give them a scowl to scare them away from asking you if you're using it.
Always have a couple days of beard growth so everybody knows "your a real man."

Those are a just a few I don't want to overload you.

 
I've got my work cut out for me

[jaejonna]

Shit stained undies from all the protein farts.

hahaha so Toxic Avenger has been collecting undies has he hahahha

[Purple Aki]

peek out your "prefabricated home" to see derek anthony hiding in your bushes

Heh!

[disturbia]

update on permabulker look in process:
hair shaved - check
goatee started - check
scowl - check
4xl hoodies - check

[Stark]

update on permabulker look in process:
hair shaved - check
goatee started - check
scowl - check
4xl hoodies - check

I'd hit it (no homo)

[johnnynoname]

update on permabulker look in process:
hair shaved - check
goatee started - check
scowl - check
4xl hoodies - check

the lavender flag outside of "team Metro's" headquarters flies at half staff today

[disturbia]

the lavender flag outside of "team Metro's" headquarters flies at half staff today

lolol I dont think team metro supports over 20% bodyfat members anyways

[wavelength]

looking good man

[disturbia]

looking good man

lol compared to what?

[johnnynoname]

lolol I dont think team metro supports over 20% bodyfat members anyways

not true
we supported Robbie Williams when he went through his fat phase

[Mr Nobody]

1-800 Dominos will help to maintain the look

[dragonfist]

For your upper body layering is the key.  You need to start with a string tank top, and the put a t-shirt with a low neck over that.  Then you need a XXXL+ t-shirt over that, followed by a gym sweatshirt (preferably longer in the back than the front).  Then put a hoodie over that. 

Then add some baggy sweats, high top runners, a duffel bag (containing chalk pre-during-post-future-post apocalyptic shake, the entire Inzer line of lifting accessories) with a shoulder strap, gallon water jug, backwards cap, lifting straps that you never take off. 

You'll be off to a good start.

[disturbia]

For your upper body layering is the key.  You need to start with a string tank top, and the put a t-shirt with a low neck over that.  Then you need a XXXL+ t-shirt over that, followed by a gym sweatshirt (preferably longer in the back than the front).  Then put a hoodie over that. 

Then add some baggy sweats, high top runners, a duffel bag (containing chalk pre-during-post-future-post apocalyptic shake, the entire Inzer line of lifting accessories) with a shoulder strap, gallon water jug, backwards cap, lifting straps that you never take off. 

You'll be off to a good start.

did the ones in bold today, clearly I need to up my game though

[CalvinH]

did the ones in bold today, clearly I need to up my game though

I thought you said you shaved your head?