Oh, gosh, USENET use to be a goldmine for stuff like that also:
"Shawn Ray looked into Samir Bannout's eyes. Shawn intended to bring the Lion
of Lebanon to his knees. Samir had no doubt that this would be a slam dunk
match with Shawn's face kissing the mat. Shawn was wearing red speedoes while
Samir wore a nice skimpy black posing suit. The combatants had decided that
there would be no time outs or disqualification, just a basic street brawl
until there was only one guy standing.
As the bell rang, Samir pounced on Shawn and overwhelmed him with a series
of punches that sent Shawn reeling to the ring ropes. Samir was proceeding to
completely dominate Shawn with his physical prowess. Shawn began to feel the
grayness of unconsciousness starting to creep up on him. Samir thought that
Shawn was done and as his arms were beginning to tire, he let Shawn drop to the
mat and he turned his back and did a double biceps pose for the benefit of the
audience which roared in appreciation. Shawn had bided his time and realized
that this was the chance he needed to turn the tide of the fight.
Shawn advanced on Samir and through a right cross. Samir caught off guard
felt his knees buckle and backed up in surprise. Shaw threw a series of
punches to ensure a quick and decisive victory. Samir tried to protect his
head but this only left his body to unlimited punishment. Samir fell to the
ground and rolled onto his stomach where Shawn began to kick Samir in the
kidneys. Samir tried to get to is knees but Shawn would have none of it.
After five minutes of punishment Shawn lifted Samir's head up by his black
hair. Samir's eyes were half closed, and spittle was dripping down the side of
his mouth. Shawn dragged Samir to his feet and dragged him around the ring.
Samir was mumbling for mercy but Shawn was intent on showing the former Mr.
Olympia that he was nothing in Shawn's eyes.
From behind one of the ring posts Shawn grabbed some rope and proceeded to
tie Samir's arms to the ring ropes spread eagle fashion. Samir was by now
filled with fear and began to plead for mercy from Shawn. The crowd, hearing
the plea's for mercy from Samir, yelled for Shawn to finish him off. Shawn was
only to happy to comply. Punch after punch rained down on Samir's body and
face. Samir's body reeled and convulsed and in the end what was left was a
bruised and bloody mess. Samir's face was almost unrecognizable, his eyes
puffy and blackened, his nose hammered and broken, his top lip busted and
swollen with several teeth laying on the floor in front of him.
Shawn stood up and proceeded to do a posing routine for the fans. He then
took the ring microphone and wrapped the cord around Samir's throat and made
him submit for the entire arena to hear. The gurgles of Samir were greeted by
the audience with jeers and boo's. For his final act of humiliation, Shawn
lifted Samir onto his shoulders and almost broke his back, before throwing him
to the ground where Samir gratefully entered the peaceful oblivion of
unconsciousness. Shawn reached down and ripped of Samir's speedoes, they would
be a trophy of his domination of The Lion of Lebanon, who would now be known as
the Pussycat of Lebanon. "
